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Robot Fedor is our man, although still not quite controlled

Something in the current century there are only robots around, and, sorry, dear reader, I want to first check if you are a robot. Yes, it will not hurt you to decide more precisely.

So, evaluate the following information. The illustrious robot Fedor must return from space on September 7 - with the calculation, in order to take part in the elections on September 8 and vote, as it was programmed, for a candidate from United Russia.

If you unconditionally believed in the possibility of such a vote, then you are a person. A person accustomed to the fact that in our elections everything is programmed and that our voters are remotely controlled - through television.

And if you believed, but asked the question: “What if in the district, to which Fedor is attributed, there is no candidate from United Russia?” “You are a robot.” And, unlike a person, you do not understand that there is always such a candidate, but often he is masked in the ballot under a self -nominated person.

I must admit, I came up with the news about the voting Fedor myself. And, in my opinion, she is no worse than other news about this pretty piece of iron. After all, numerous publications about the robot-cosmonaut can no longer be divided into truthful and invented.

"Robot Fedor congratulated schoolchildren on knowledge Day." Probably true. Without knowledge - nowhere, although Dunno flew already onto the moon, and did not spin, like an educated Fedor, in a near -Earth orbit. And some of our Dunno also aimed at the moon.

"Robot Fedor asked for a bottle of vodka." And the devil knows him! Maybe he really asked.

Although in zero gravity, what is the difference - are you sober or drunk?

Or a very incomprehensible story: the astronaut Ovchinin could not turn on the Fedor power button. The media reported that he was about to hit the button with a hammer. They cited his words: “I already took the wrench ...” The hammer at the space station, apparently, was not found. And I believe in the wrench. It could be presented to the astronauts one of the leaders of the country engaged in the twisting of the nuts.

It was reported that the robot changed his name. Allegedly now he is not Fedor, but the Skybot F-850. Why is this yet? Fedor is a beautiful name. They say that the grandson of the cosmic chief Dmitry Rogozin is so called. Nobody renames it. And, imagine, for example, Dostoevsky would have decided on this.

We would now know the Skybot F-850 Mikhailovich.

We will not believe in the name change. Another thing: there is evidence that the other day, on the next round around the Earth, Robot Fedor changed the floor. And he became Fedorina. He explained this by the fact that according to our inhuman laws, he did not want to work hard up to 65 years and intends to retire five years earlier. Well, this is quite justified. And when entering outdoor space, the astronauts will kindly miss the lady forward. Can't believe in the floor change? And right. I came up with this again. In case information agencies and users of social networks with news about the robot have temporary difficulties.

In Russia, it is difficult to find a person who would be interesting to everyone. And the robot Fedor sincerely interested the country. Almost like Stirlitz or Vasily Ivanovich. But what if it is president? It was reported that he is already able to drive an ATV. It will also practice and, you see, with its abilities by the 24th year, the three-wheeled motorcycle will master.