On the eye on the evil eye

There are many sorcerers, but there is no one to remove damage from Russia

On Friday, on the 13th, it's time to think about evil spirits. The poet can roar “power” on “awl” or “soap”, and some disheveled physicist can even derive the formula: the unclean force is equal to the unclean mass, multiplied by unclean acceleration.

But Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Friday, September 13, threw the call to the unclean power: he decided to take off his damage. On that day, Zhirinovsky visited the Zaryadye Park at the opening of the festival of the Russian Geographical Society and there he looked into the exhibition plague of the delegation from Yamal. After listening to national songs and hitting a tambourine a couple of times, Vladimir Volfovich agreed to the rite of removal of damage proposed to him. Who allowed him to spoil him - isn't Gennady Zyuganov? - Not reported. Although it is hardly Zyuganov. The leader of the liberal democrats, perhaps, will be more assertive than the leader of the Communists and, if necessary, lets damage to the entire Central Committee.

However, in this case, we do not care about the relationship between the LDPR and the Communist Party. As they say on Yamal, plague for both of yours at home. The main thing here is that Vladimir Volfovich returned from Zaryadye as new.

And this suggests that it is time for shamans, sorcerers and other representatives of this humane profession to do a larger matter: try to remove the centuries -old damage from Russia.

It’s not that the birds do not sing with us, the trees do not grow. They sing and grow, but important birds, as it turns out later, sing not the songs, but the trees on which they sit for a long time do not have healthy roots.

Well, some kind of damage is allowed to the Great Country, and the shamans were removing their gift to the private problems of individual citizens. True, the shaman with a university education appeared in Yakutia, Alexander Gabyshev, who, in March, as you know, touched on foot in the direction of Moscow, seeing his historical mission in exile from the Kremlin (with the help of spells, or what?) President Putin. In an interview that he gives along the way, the shaman promises that if his undertaking in the country, democratic transformations will immediately begin and free honest elections will immediately begin.

It will have to wait a long time to wait for the accession of democracy by the efforts of the Yakut shaman - on foot he will be witchcraft to the capital for another one and a half years. In addition, his idea has opponents. So, he was already blocked by the path of Buryat shamans, who believe that religion should not have a relationship with politics, and see signs of extremism in Gabyshev’s intentions. No wonder: in the ranks of shamans, as in the ranks of the Democrats, there is no unity.

Meanwhile, messages about the removal of damage come from different regions almost every day. Moreover, damage is removed not only from people, but also with money.

So, in Kazan, a certain clairvoyant offered a 81-year-old woman to remove damage from her savings, and she brought her all the cash that she kept at home-2 million 600 thousand rubles.

At one glance, having determined that the money was carried out, the clairvoyant invited the pensioner to leave them for one day for holding a magical rite with bills. It is not difficult to guess that, having appeared for cleansed money, their owner in the applied place did not find anyone. But this is not the point again. Again, the scale of the welfare is not visible. In the Ministry of Finance, this clairvoyant would be in the Central Bank. And then the ruble is spoiled by something and from year to year loses its purchasing power.