Native cop

Isn't it time to rename the police back to the police?

And suddenly, we’ll live to do this ... A new person will enter our most important cabinet, a cleaning lady who is finishing to wipe the nuclear button, sits down at the table, responds to the phone: “Sorry, Mr. Trump, he no longer works here” ... And he will take a sheet of paper. “Ta-a-k,” he will say to himself, “to make good things for the people?” Well, the abolition of pension reform is itself. I thought out this decree on the way to work, on the bus. There was still some thought-the watchman prompted on the entrance ...

Ah, yes, to rename the police into the police! Of course, there will be no sense, but people will like it. It is only necessary to formulate carefully. ”

However, it is not necessary to formulate especially diligently and will not be needed. Who will now remember how the renaming of the police explained in 2011? And how could this be explained? Something like the reform was carried out and renamed for the benefit of the case-so what?

Then no one objected. The police decomposed, and when evaluating the internal affairs bodies, there was no longer enough internal words. I had to resort to external borrowings. I happened to see one dissertation where the term “social perception” was used to assess the authority of the police. In the future, the Duma forbade the use of some words, but the words “perception” were not among them. Apparently, it in itself is good. It’s just that with the perception of the police we had such problems that there was nothing left left, how to rename. And what to do when the then head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Rashid Nurgaliev, publicly expressed surprise what are busy and what income some people have in uniform.

At the same time, the state supported the opinion that the police were originally popular. Moreover, in a country where everything was poetized and turned into a myth, where the “native rifle” was even in use, the police, like the army, was also a native (well, except that the traffic cops were cousins).

The people loved the police without interruption from the TV. The whole country sincerely worried about Zheglova with Sharapov, disinterestedly connected to the investigations of Znamensky with Tomin. And everyone would be glad to invite the local Aniskin by the local Aniskin and drink tea with jam.

All this, of course, is not from scratch. They would ask me, I would also share my impressions of the Aniskins from my village childhood. We had a district police officer, the foreman of the Hafiz. He lived, like everyone else, in a non -casual house with a transparent fence, planted potatoes in the garden, wore water from a well. Strictly, the foreman of the police, which was strictly unfastened several times a day, unfastened the holster hanging on his belt, but no one at the same time fell face down. Everyone knew that he stored a makhor and newspaper shreds for cigarettes there. I can’t imagine that this district police officer hit someone or throw someone ... No, they didn’t know drugs then. And what could he throw? Mahorka, or what?

Nobody will call the police even for propaganda purposes, and the touching films about it will not work about it. Her task was to turn the dark page in the history of the Russian police. Why am I so prying? Yes, it's not me. About the page - this is the reform, General Nurgaliev. “There, behind me,” he specified, “in the past there were bribery, abuse of official powers, corruption and all the negative. He is not today. "

This was said in August 2011. Before the barbaric rape of a detained citizen, a bottle of champagne in the Kazan police department “Dalniy” remained for six months ...

What else was the clean page in the future, what spots were put on an updated uniform - it is not necessary to tell for a long time. It is enough to mention two or three events of the last time. Someone will probably recall the seizure from Colonel Zakharchenko eight and a half billion rubles (sorry, there was no domestic Fellini to remove the masterpiece “eight and a half” on this subject). And someone will express indignation in brutal beating of civilians in Moscow, when police officers called by astronauts in spacesuers dragged people into autozaki and, as it should be astronauts, waved their hand, exclaimed cheerfully: “Let's go!”

And for example, it seemed to me that it was time to rename the police into anything after the incident in Ufa, where, having arranged an orgy in the workplace, three police officers (two colonels and major) raped their colleague-a thought-knowing girl. And for two or three months I hopelessly waited for the decree on renaming after a wonderful case in Rostov. One of the residents there discovered an ownerless object on the street-a metal safe. (Wow, sometimes you dream of finding a wallet, and there is no, but here a whole safe!) An honest person (you have to take an example from him) called the police. The district police officer loaded the safe to the patrol car at the scene, drove it to a secluded place, opened it with a “grinder” and, as the prosecutor’s office of the Rostov region later reported, removed 10 million rubles from it. Then he issued a document that the safe was empty, and even "attached a photo table to the protocol for the inspection of the scene, where the safe is depicted in open state." The criminal case against this policeman is also in open state, since he quickly quit the ranks of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and disappeared abroad.

Here is such a police, and here is such a perception. Something already both words seem alien ...