Alexey Roshchin: "Putin and billion"

“The other day, Putin arranged another performance throughout the country (a vagabond circus does not rest): this time he was under the cells, like a teacher in a school class, he had a roll call at a government meeting -“ raised his hands who have already vaccinated from the influenza! ”Raised only three from the whole crowd, Vladimachych with satisfaction said with me, therefore, he added something about.” And then added something about it. ” “Self -shot” - they say, if now one of you is scoring - all, crane, blame you for yourself .

“The plot about this I first listened to the whole day on the radio, and then I also watched it on TV - in the sports club, as usual, twisting a bike tranquet. At“ Russia -24 ”, they first gave Putin, then the host began to give the text and, in particular, uttered such a phrase (I remembered!): The flu causes great economic damage to our farm! After all, only think, even if a person is sick only one day, these are already very large losses for the entire production process. Russian doctors calculated that over the past year the flu epidemic has damaged the country's economy in the amount of more than 1 billion rubles! ”

The announcer also emphasized this in a voice - more than one billion - they say, feel, boys, what are the money! These are the losses that you, the goblin take you, do not vaccinate! Well, I felt, from nothing to do (my legs are twisted, but my head is free). And, having felt it, just fucked - damn, for what idiots do our propagandists hold the fed population? And after all, the main thing is that they are holding it quite fairly: after all, no one has probably a shouting after this wild phrase!

Meanwhile, the figure of "damage" is so funny that it is difficult to believe. What is 1 billion rubles for the whole of Russia? Only the budget of the Russian Federation for 2019 - 18 trillion (!) Rubles. In 1 trillion - 1000 billion, thus, a billion less than 18 trillion in 18 thousand times. What to compare this? Well, for example, if you have a salary of 54 thousand rubles a month, then for you an analogue of one eighteen -thousandth will be ... 3 rubles. That is, such a "damage from the flu" on a country's scale! Although this is wrong: the "doctors" from the TV said about damage a year, and we took your salary in a month. If you count for a year, there will be 25 kopecks at all.

In other words, on TV - on the main news channel of the country - we were all told by direct text that Russia has no damage from the flu. That is, in general - zero. With an accuracy of 5 or 6 signs after aim. And that Putin, thus, according to journalists, simply lying a fool and distracted Russian ministers with stupid issues from work - because they, like the average Russians, do not get a flu at all, or it is not at all important for their performance whether they are sick with influenza or not, there will still be no damage.

Choose yourself which answer is correct. "