Name accidents

To whom to entrust the management of the car, the ministry, the state

As you call the boat, so it will drown. Or it will not drown if the boatman is called correctly. But it’s hard to count on it. The captain of the Titanic, for example, was called Edward at birth. As it turned out, erroneously.

In fact, there is no strict analysis of the names of boaters and captains of swimming funds in the context of incidents in the water yet. But in the automobile sphere there is already a list of names (male and female), the owners of which are desirable to deprive the driver’s license as soon as possible until they have done something.

First of all, it would be necessary to select these documents from everyone who is called Daniel. Analysts by Alfastrakhovka, having studied insurance cases with CTP clients, estimated that irresponsible Daniils for the first half of this year together arranged almost 18 percent of accidents. Among women, driver with the name Karina were most dangerous on the roads - 13 percent of the accident on their account.

Cases when Daniel was driving, and Karina rode towards him, were not considered separately.

It is quite surprising that the next places in the men's list with 15 percent of each were occupied by David, Karen and Armen. There are not many Davids, Karenov and Armen in Russia, but from those that are, just expect trouble. Judging by the statistics, they aggressively squeeze the gas, go to the oncoming and go to red, and in reverse.

No, it will prevent the rights from Glebs, Semenov, Kirillov, Kristin, Polin and Elizabeth (they all got on the list) will prevent the rights. You can do more humane-make some changes to the rules of movement. For example, to write down in them that if Daniil arrives at the intersection, then he must stop and skip on the presentation of passports of Eugene, Fedor, Maxim and other disciplined drivers who did not fall into the black list of insurers. Well, he is obliged to miss Karin (or Polina) not only for security reasons, but also out of politeness - like a woman.

And one more thing: the driver of the taxi on the wrist should have a tattoo that clearly denotes his name.

The “Vasya” is tired there, sit down to him without fear and relax. And if Kirill, be on the alert and all the way give him advice. If you are not Armen, of course.

We all love statistics and believe her. Therefore, it is advisable to extend the study of insurance analysts to other areas, where a person is trusted with management of something. Someone runs finances, someone with medicine, someone football ... Did we trust all this to those people? Maybe someone needs to be replaced or renamed at least. Especially you need to look at the financiers. They will run away with money. And remember what they called.

And did people who led the country have the names? There were no Daniels among the kings and the Secretary Generals, but there were disaster. And it's time to figure it out. Who, for example, is to blame for the shocks of 1917? Nikolai or Vladimir? It would be better - Nikolai ... well, did you understand? In this option, we will now be calmer now.

And the media message about the analysis of automobile insurers is good to print and carry with them. For example, I will do so. The traffic cop will stop me, and I will tell him: “Take a look, comrade sergeant, is there among the dangerous drivers of Boris? That's the same! Well, I went! By the way, what is your name? ”