Recipes dear to us life. Yuri Rost - insists (18+)

They say about vodka: soft, well drunk, clean. And perhaps this is all if they want to characterize the hero positively. They also say that it does not happen much. This is bravado. Although in young and adulthood is not enough often. Its reserves appear in houses sometimes, over the years, and this indicates that state propaganda broadcasting about the enemy environment and necessity is terrible, not sparing the expenses, to arm himself, drives the sleeping mechanism of rudimentary memory, which makes the information from the depths of the subconscious that during the war, along the war, along with soap, salt and shameless deficiency and invaluable subject of exchange is becoming a brutal snack.

At the front in the last war, at least in the infantry, it was also a weapon that replaced the fighting - without success, however, rifles and cartridges. And in the rear, the lack of her was felt constantly.

A certain supply of vodka in the house is necessary, and if our superracles, bombs and submarines, do not give the Lord, will come in handy not only to properly win the national budget and scare their own population, so that it does not really want to stick out the head in the window and ask: what do you think will be even better with you or with the same others? Or have you not even think for so many years? Only bribes collect bribes from the mute people-flower and feed insatiable uterus.

The roosters of the war are loudly kukackak, but they do not carry eggs. All these gene heroes are compensated by the absence of eggs with caps with high tula, countless orders for victory over common sense, and others-and over their own fellow citizens.

(By the way, in Russian history it was accepted that the guards are well done against strangers, and against their more well done gendarmes. The fact that our completely charming power led the guards inside the borders, indicates that it considers the country's population by enemy strangers. That is, it can be trampled. But without eggs, we remember).

And steep eggs, by the way, a beautiful snack, since we are about vodka, with a Baltic pike, a onion ring (one, so that he has shaken and not clogging) on ​​a thin slice of rye, slightly dried rye bread (or you can not spend time in the case (holy!) Information that ours, and therefore, are on the approach).

In this case, snacks do not need much. In order not to reduce the effect of the performance from vodka at a critical moment for you and the world, because, in accordance with the statement of the great expert on the process and material, the outstanding film director Otar Ioseliani, the appetizer impregnated with the product is absorbed in an impermissible long time. Perhaps, in order to strategic storage, electricity will be disabled, and the refrigerator will not work. It is for the better. The body does not need to spend energy and time heating vodka to body temperature. Which will also ensure its immediate absorption. In addition, the vodka chilled in freezing, like all happy families (Lev Nikolaevich was right), are similar to each other, and drinks at room temperature and our recipes will delight a rich and diverse bouquet.

IMPORTANT

It is necessary to pour immediately after the announcement of the statement (if they manage) about the symmetrical preventive missile-nuclear response or while reading information that the Duma and the Federation Council held a joint meeting with the government in a secret underground bomb shelter located between Vernadsky and Michurinsky Avenue, for which the former Chef of the KGB of Chebrikov received the title of Hero of Socialist Labor. The tops of the authorities bend the wind, carrying all kinds of nonsense that they, “those who are sitting in the rock,” will be able, like cockroaches, to survive in radiation for such an infinitely long that they will have time to spend everything that they bored with our wonderful and unrequited country. That is, forever. And that for some reason, the superweapon will not destroy them, but protect them.

We have nowhere to hide, except for paradise, which is somewhat arrogant, overestimating his capabilities and significance, promised everyone the guarantor. As for their entire sequence (i.e., “one -time offspring in animals”, which, whatever it may be, we are), I am not sure: why go to paradise for the worst than now, the conditions of detention, moreover, they did not confess, did not blame people for their sins. They will also be asked ... dumb, with their general cowardice. And we can still have a worthy time without expecting the opening of the gate. If we get, we will be busy at this moment at a good thing.

And after the third glass, the prospects of eternal life are spun, which, having drunk a couple more three, we will inevitably.

If you carry it, no matter how much you drank delicious vodka you prepared by you, in the morning, if you want, you will go to work without a headache and a hangover syndrome and with a critical attitude to an excessive enemy environment and inside, as well as to a military threat to which the authorities accustoms us through telescrine ** of the conquest of Russian rebels with painful perseverance. Do you know, contempt her! Exhaust who over the past 75 almost years after the war with weapons in his hands encroached on our border at least once. Although they themselves indulged more than once. Saluns.

The grandmother of Pyrezova from the Pinezhskaya village of Suretovo that in the Arkhangelsk region, drinking tea and looking out the window on how the cows are driven, said:

- Here is my TV! And I don't listen to that.

- Why, Efimiy Ivanovna?

-Vreyo-oh!

Now, however, the New Year, the holiday of peace, love and vodka revelations that will give us joy. Do not be lazy!

Since we, despite the recommendations to prepare for the worst, continue to enjoy life arbitrarily, I will briefly describe you and seasonal formulas of strong, 38–40 degrees, tinctures on vodka, especially since spring and summer we still happen regularly.

I immediately note that although it is permissible to use generics - alcohol diluted in hot water (for better diffusion - ah, scholarship! I would not sleep with it) or purified moonshine, but better an honest monopoly.

Recipes of Yuri Growth

Spring

In May, a short period, when you need to go for a city to visit friends who have black currants and sparingly break the berry buds (and if you are a humanist - kidneys of leaves) and fill them with a good (do not save!) Product for at least a quarter. Insist and drink for three or four days until the liquid from the delicate green begins to gain brownish tint.

Bo-theothe-but!

IN SUMMER

Cherry time . Buy the berry without tails and medium -sized, with a Middle Russian recognizable taste. My cherry, dry and fill it with half (minimum) containers. We add to the top with vodka, put on a teaspoon (without a top) of sugar for every half-liter (good cherry is sour) and (important!) We take a half-liter measure of 5-6 bones, break them with a hammer in a rag so that we do not fly away, and put in a tank. A little synical acid will not hurt the body. By the way, the reduced cherry is elastic and good in pies and as an aperitif or diet. (Plunged foreign words).

The currant is also good.

The proportion is the same. And the same sugar.

The aroma and taste of the berries are preserved.

Like the cherry, the ladies are shown.

In the fall

Tern. It is full in September gardens. The drink is tart, ruby ​​color and promotes drinking not in one gulp, but with sips. These vodka, like summer cherries with currants, gain beauty by winter. Take your time.

In winter. NOW

I offer you a tested, not only on myself, the selection of drinks.

Krykovka is known in many houses. Despite her sweet taste, she is easy to climb a glass and, on the contrary, is also shown to men. In frozen form, the berry is sold in stores and in the markets it happens. BUT! Be careful - you need not cultivated, but wild cranberries. She has thinner peel, it is dark, almost burgundy, smaller and easily riding.

If you want it to be tasty, take half a kilogram of the berry on a liter of vodka, defrost and break to the slurry, pour four tablespoons of sugar there. Stir well and pour one liter of vodka into the container (at least into the pan). Mix again and close tightly. You can foil. Let it cost a couple of days, it is gaining taste. Strain through an inexpensive nylon stocking, and you can immediately get happy.

Particular attention

And now a kind of Politburo of drinks that you really choose yourself.

Baked (!) Rowal. In September, October, or in December, you can find mountain ash in the forest or garden! The fact that she is captured by frost is even good. Well the berry, leaving at the tops of the clusters to the birds (also people). Clean the twigs. Put in the freezer if there was no frost in your Palestines. Get through the day. Wash. Dry. Put it into a deep baking sheet and send it to the oven. It is desirable to the stove until the juice appears, but do not overdo it so that the berry does not wrinkle. Place everything to the last drop of juice in the chosen container, filling it with at least a third, and preferably more to half, and fill it with vodka, adding a spoonful of sugar for every half a liter of a teaspoon.

Now tolerate a month! Will be rewarded!

Nota Bene!

We are all weak. No matter how beautiful the tinctures offered to the color and smell are, we will, without waiting for complete maturity, will drink them. Do not spin! You can add little by little, deceiving yourself for a while. In your dale, drain the first factory and fill the container for a second time, creating a copy. Insist on a bang longer, and she will even delight the taste of guests who have not tried the original.

And finally !!!

Shprakhstalmeister in a butterfly and cylinder goes to a microphone and a voice that is not doubtful of sincerity, announces:

- For the first time in the arena! World premiere! An unprecedented, joyful trick for a living public! Ours, as they say, know How !

Vodka incurred on dry white mushrooms

I am dividing the last with you, dear reader. I kept for myself. Now nothing is behind the soul. The Rest is Silence! ***

This product, my friendly reader, invaluably made a feasible contribution to the world product of joy (the author’s application was framed in Novaya Gazeta on May 23, 2019). Vodka more than successfully passed the stand and running tests (which lasted years) primarily on the author, and then on the group of volunteers, some of which I call with joy:

Academicians Valentin Yanin and Andrei Zaliznyak (they were the first), an encyclopedist roofer Ivan Dukhin, President Mikhail Gorbachev, Yuri Shevchuk, Andrei Bitov, Yuri Norshtein, Otar Ioseliani, Julius Kim, Rimas Tuminas, Dmitry Muratov (Honored Test), Andrei Makarevich, Alexander Shirvindt, Democratic Artists Boris Zhutovsky and Pyotr Sarukhanov, Andrei Kazmin, Vadim Abdrashitov, Mikhail Zhvanetsky, Sergey Yursky, Mikhail Mishin, academician Alexander Konovalov, rector of the temple of the Life -Giving Trinity in Khokhlah Archpriest Alexei Uminsky, Dr. Alexei Light, Friend Sobakin, Academician Dmitry Pushkar, Sergey Adamovich Kovalev, Professor Vladimir Aleksi-Meshishvili, Eduard Kochergin, George Frangulian, Boris Messerer ... I interrupt the list at the insistence of the editor from saving newspaper square. Further follow ... Women are not named from a natural sense of tact. All those who live feel better than the same and are looking forward to new trials.

So . Pour good dry white mushrooms with an even layer so that they cover the bottom of the container. It can be any bank with a screw cover. A good volume is 1.5 liters, but it is possible. Throw 5-10 peas of black pepper and 2-3 cloves at mushrooms. Pour vodka. Close with a lid.

And all!

It will be ready in 4-5 days. But it can stand at least a year (I appreciate your ironic smile. But I'm talking about theoretical opportunity).

What is the secret. In addition to taste (as if you had drunk and bit you, without violating - according to Joseliani - the ecology of the stomach with food products), the “mushroom juice” retains the fortress of 40 degrees, although it is easily and, most importantly, is completely devoid of sivable and other harmful impurities that cause the next time the desire to immediately start a new life.

Mushroom is a powerful absorbent. He collects all nastiness (like political programs on television). Remember the prohibitions even in the areas remote from Chernobyl to break mushrooms, as they absorbed radiation. The spent white must be thrown away, and the beautiful tincture of slightly brown color can be used in joy.

A Propos. The tester Sobakin called, enlightened by the recommended product, and directly in the morning brought me a bill under which all deputies of both chambers and television and television facilities are subject to fed with dry white mushrooms so that they would absorb the persons who overwhelm the country and not poison the country's atmosphere with an promotional fracture.

I poured, drank and said: I approve!

Happy New Year, without sivuhi!

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