Sluggish wobble

It is time to recognize Volodin's speech historical

The chairman of the State Duma of Russia, due to the sudden change in the state structure, the BBC correspondent asked:

- What is the meaning of voting (popular) if the president has already signed the bill by that time?

The historical answer to the children's question at our historical moment is so important that we (in order to avoid accusations of inaccurate quoting, distortion, twisting, etc.) publish it completely.

Volodin. The point is that you, representing foreign media, the form that we choose for yourself is a complex, but at the same time democratic, when not only deputies, members of the Federation Council, regional parliaments take part in the discussions of all these amendments, but ultimately all this will be decided by citizens of our country, and for their countries they took and realized. Because you choose presidents there, two hundred congressmen decide the fate of the world, and then we all hostages become such decisions when they shake everyone, and then you begin to promote their economic interests, putting the barrier to other countries. Here go along the path of Russia! Everything is different - intervention in our affairs. Therefore, be here also careful and do not violate our legislation. Because the last time I approached and tried to explain everything openly and intelligibly to you-you begin to invent either elections, then something else. In this case, we now set the standards, and if you do not follow them in terms of decision -making in terms of decision, representing other countries, we believe that this is unfinished.

Many times we re -read this speech by the chairman of the State Duma, we tried to arrange punctuation marks as logically as possible, but what he said, we did not understand. And no one (of those whom we turned to comments and explanations) could help us.

But this was not said to the "who came up", but the chairman of the parliament. "Parliament" is a place where they say (from French Parler - to speak). So, the main official talker in Russia made a speech. And he hardly said so by accident.

In such a situation, it remains to admit this speech historical and hope that it will be included in school textbooks and in the textbooks of parliamentary eloquence.

However, these oratory techniques, their goal and means are exhaustively described in Russian classical literature of the 19th century. For example, in the work of Saltykov-Shchedrin "Slovenly Vobla".

Sluggish wobble

They caught Vobla, cleaned the insides (only left milk for the offspring) and hung on a rope in the sun: let it get darkened. Halled a day or two, and on her third, her skin was wrinkled in her belly, and her head dried up, and the brain that was in her head was filtered, the flay became. And she began to live and live.

“How good it is,” said the sluggish Vobla, “that this procedure was done with me!” Now I have no extra thoughts, no extra feelings, no extra conscience - there will be nothing like that!

Having closed into the ranks of the bureaucracy, she most of all on the stationery and on the rounding of the periods insisted. “The main thing,” she said, “so that no one knew anything, no one suspected anything, no one understood anything that everyone went, like drunk!”

And it really became clear to everyone that this is exactly what was needed, and that without this, the traces cannot be replaced in any way.

There are many all sorts of words in the world, but the most dangerous of them are direct, real words. You never need to say real words, because because of them the flaws peek out. And you take your word empty and start to circle them. And circle and circle; And on the one hand, take a look at, and on the other; Know how to “unfortunately, to confess” and at the same time, not weakening; We agreed on the spirit of the time, but do not lose sight of passions. Then the flaws are tricked by themselves, and one Voblushkina will remain the truth. The lustful truth that helps to survive the present day, and not to make a guess about tomorrow.

The statesmen of our country are impeccably own the techniques of "Voblushkina Pravda." And the goal is the same: to survive the present day, and not to make a guess about tomorrow.

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