A couple of days ago I came across an advertisement for the webinar “Become a Stories Star”. Looking at her, I was saddened - because a few hours earlier I had received a letter with the subject “Materials for drawing up the RPD - the work program of the discipline” and a sample of this very RPD - a 35-page document. But if from the advertisement “Become a Stories Star” I can immediately get an idea of what the course will be about and how it will be structured, then, I’m afraid, even if I write the RPD “Technologies of Corpus Linguistics”, not a single reader will get through it and won’t know what I actually teach there...