Service for those who do not want to stay without a couple of Valentine's Day.
Amazon Dating site
American artists have created a fake -up editing site with an amazon interface that offers to deliver a future partner in the box directly to the threshold of the house. The cost of each is different - from 9 to 299 dollars, and some are “sold” at a discount.
For each “product” you can choose the growth and way that he will express love - words of support, silence, gifts, joint pastime or touch. Site visitors are also offered to study the "characteristics" of partners. For example, 33-year-old Will, who is offered to “buy” for $ 17.99 (about 1200 rubles), loves red, believes that Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself , participated in podcast and writes poetry.

You can also see the rating and read the reviews of people who have already ordered the “goods”. One user did not like: “Strange proportions. I’ll give it-perhaps it is better for someone else ”, and the other called him“ beautiful ”:“ It looks even better in life, my girlfriend really liked it. ”

“Product” can be ordered, but nothing will happen: the site does not require e -mail or data of the bank card, but determines the location of the customer.

On the site you can find the “Podda of the Day”-by the time of writing the note there they offer 87-year-old Teddy, who is not ashamed to sit up late at the Saturday evenings, each time leaves messages on the answering machine and promises to meet sunsets with you.

The “Your Latest Relations” tab redirects to the clip of Britney Spears “Toxic” to YouTube, “They didn’t find what they were looking for?” - On the website of Netflix, and “help” - on the instruction “how to remove a bra” on Wikihow. Anyone can get to the site as a “product” - for this you need to fill out a small form of registration.
Of course, the whole site is a joke created before Valentine's Day by artists Ani Akopyan, Suzi Shinn, Thinko Morgan Grunae and animators. The tab with “ frequently asked questions ” indicates that all the authors of the site are “extremely alone”.
Despite the fact that the site is a parody, the authors have already posted real advertising on stands in New York and Los Angeles, and found the first barress.
By the time of writing, the notes in Amazon did not comment on what was happening.
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