Ruble at first sight

The regions ask for money, Moscow replies: "We'll see!"

Spring came, and it's time to figure out who is more desirable - Turgenev girls or Nekrasov women.

Turgenevsky seems to be nothing, but Nekrasovsky in our conditions is preferable. Remember, the Nekrasov woman “will look - give a ruble”? Is it bad?

It recently became clear that the foundations of biometric payments were laid in the nineteenth century. Now they are already being implemented. There were reports that in one of the Moscow Coffee Coffee Coffee you can pay a look. The client, if he has passed the biometric registration in the bank, can simply glance at the camera near the cash register, and the cost of a cup of coffee will automatically falls off from his account (if he, in addition, delayed the girl’s gaze behind the counter, the bank will not take responsibility for this biometrics).

Something like a biometric approach began to appear with larger financial transactions. The head of government or the Minister of Finance glance at the region either the republic, and the local authorities with excitement reads a tranche of several billion from their eyes.

So, in the eyes of Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin caught the Kurgan region. Mishustin did not look away. Last week, he visited the Kurgan, and as a result, the residents of the region can be congratulated: from the federal budget, 5 billion rubles will take here until 2024-for the accelerated socio-economic development of the region and envy of other regions.

Why did the Prime Minister first turn his eyes to the Kurgan region, and not to the Pskov or, say, Tambov? Perhaps because even earlier, the curator, Minister of Finance Anton Siluanov looked at this territory earlier. The Kurgan residents were lucky that the Minister of Finance was appointed curator. The Minister of Culture would be appointed, sent to the Trans -Urals instead of money a song and dance ensemble.

Meanwhile, other regions also want to develop accelerated and expect money from Moscow sent in any way: biometric or some kind of old one-

Let at least a dump truck with bills will be shipped (though, in our conditions, the contents of the dump truck is very shabby while it reaches the recipients).

Yes, this is how our financial system is arranged. As it happened, Moscow collects money from the regions, and then gives it to it. By what principle? In which direction the government will look. For example, recently it became known that Chuvashia in 2020–2022 will not receive subsidies for the construction of hospitals. Nine subjects of the Volga Federal District will receive, and depressed Chuvashia (along with the relatively prosperous Nizhny Novgorod region) - no. Why? At local discussion venues, residents of the republic are wondering: “What other hospitals? There is no one to work in the available. " And they make proposals: “Why Chuvashia new healthcare institutions? They die more than they are born, so it is better to build a crematorium quickly. ” What can you say? If someday money for a crematorium is transferred to Cheboksary in a biometric way, then at the same time a look at Chuvashia from Moscow should be sad and with a tear.

A look from the capital towards Khakassia can also be with a tear, but with a tear of tenderness: “U-thu, what pretty kids in this mountainous republic! Well, we will transfer a couple of billions to semolina to them! ”

Money from the center in the republic was expected. It is enough to read last year's October publication of the Khakassia online publication under the heading “Moscow will support Khakassia billions”. It describes in detail what money will come in 2020 and where it will be spent. In particular, for children.

I really want to reprint this cheerful article in its entirety. Without bills. But without bills and even without a ringing trifle, Khakassia remained in the end.

The Ministry of Finance of the Russian Federation replies to the needs of the republican authorities that subsidies are not currently provided. Some observers linze the cool attitude of Moscow to Abakan with the fact that as a result of the latest elections, the inexperienced manager Valentin Konovalov headed the Republic of Communist Party of the Communist Party. If so, then in the Soviet slogan: "Communists are always where it is difficult!" - You can rearrange the words: "Where are the communists, it is always difficult there!"

Now Abakan is looking for where to get 14 billion missing in the republican budget, is going to take a budget loan, but for now here has already announced that schools and kindergartens can be left without food and lighting. That is, there will be no semolina porridge in plates, but maybe no one will see this, since the electricity will turn off the electricity even earlier.

At the same time, the federal center has money, and, as it turned out, even extra. The Accounts Chamber discovered that by the end of last year, the Ministry of Finance failed to spend about trillion rubles. It’s not that they fell in some office for the nightstand-just those who wanted to get them could not overcome bulky bureaucratic procedures. And the head of the chamber, Alexei Kudrin, expressed the idea that we need to think about simplifying some procedures when passing federal resources. This is right. And it is nice to master biometric payments wider, if it is not possible to transfer to Khakassia children a cardboard box full of money with some trucker or with the conductor of the Moscow-Abakan train.