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Forward, in the rewind. On the Web do not hope for the future without Putin
On March 10, Vladimir Putin actually announced the intention to rule Russia forever: a new amendment to the Constitution will reset the deadlines that he had already sat in the presidential chair. There are plenty of jokes and memes on this subject.
Well, as always happens in the time of the general <collapse>, jokes immediately began to appear:
- Dear, I do not want our children to live under Putin. You have to do something ...
-Well ... let's protect yourself or something.
It is necessary to bring to the Constitution - no more than two collisions in a row
nineties - zero - rewind
We announced to our zero
Comrade Putin is without undertaking.
Reader, rhymes "***
Are you waiting? Take her soon!
Someone is reinforcing the classics, and someone simply quotes works that have not lost relevance.
The king ordered himself to undress, / crossed himself twice, / Bacon in the boiler - and he was back.
Gavrila was zero without a stick,
Gavrila was resetting the deadlines.
I break out of strength and from all tendons,
But the galley stuck to his hands.
They wrapped me around, reset me!
Driven fun to new terms!
There is a hunt for suckers, there is a hunt ...
And why are you actually amazed, friends and Frems. Today we observed the production of "Boris Godunov" by the drama circle of the Dresden House of Friendship. It is not surprising that the spectacle causes a painful feeling of shame and bewilderment. Next, we have to enjoy the "autumn of the Patriarch" of Marquez in the arrangement of the same scriptwriters and with the same troupe.
And finally, there is no situation under which it would be impossible to adapt a meme with cats that popular recently.
Designer Yuri Ostromentsky suggested using a symbol of crossed out zero as a campaign sign against zeroing.
Jokes do not cancel universal bewilderment about how this political combination was indistinctly diverted - and longing from the idea that, under Putin, Russians now have to live an indefinitely long time.
Nevertheless, the passion of people who are accustomed to think and think about secret springs and hidden wheels and cogs of events that take place right away. Everywhere these people are looking for cunning designs and hidden moves.
And everything turns out to be offended simply.
Remember the joke: "Dear, I went to the doctor and he told me that all that we took for orgasm for many years is asthma."
Everything that was taken for “cunning multi -income” turned out to be a primitive smoke curtain, under the cover of which you can easily and at ease of tape from the buffet table silver and a trifle from pockets hanging on a hanger of strangers.
Putin scored a hole in the barrel "forever." And now what will roam in this barrel in the coming years will be very transferred. There will already be a political heresy of such a spill inside that in 2036, when the cork is taken out, the smell will be, even if the saints are saints. It will rot and all that today we could still associate some expectations.
The population through the "State Services" will vote in April for a package of amendments that create "eternal Putin." The opposition cannot influence this, with any strategy. Large corporate contingents, just expecting from Putin that he will declare constitutional reform along with the manifestation of his political eternity - will be eagerly voted for amendments.
Putinism floats somewhere beyond the horizon of human life and all forecasting.
When he became acting President, I was 39. When his last (?) Constitutional period will end, I will be 76.
Fatalists did not expect anything else from Putin.
And what plans did you have in case Putin still leaves?
We all lost in 2011. When without all of us a decision was made to return Putin and Chekists to the Kremlin. And then we wanted the “evolution”, while many of us, dreaming of evolution, the Chekists and cops entered the “fifth column”, ranks of revolutionaries and “extremists” only for trying to limit the arbitrariness of security forces and our naive dreams of democracy. Someone stepped aside and exchanged, settled comfortably (while continuing to simulate free-dummy in the FB), someone caught and grinds in dust, someone left immediately, someone decided to shut up and more and more about cats and plants, someone is trying on two chairs ...
The meaning, alas, does not change from this. We all lost. All. Russia lost. And he loses these days of the Constitution, which we all could not defend.
If you want to change Russia, love Putin. Do not try it n ***. Go and love. Understand that his life, his eternity of the same moment in the life of Russia as your life and your eternity. You had fate to live with him at the same time. Who would you like to live with? With Peter? With Nikolai? With Stalin? With Brezhnev?
Love him and keep him loyalty. In order to ever give you power, he must be sure that you will not betray it.
Do not betray him!
To love is sincere. Do not think that you will succeed in H ***. In order to change something here, you must sincerely love the country as it is. (With)
Here there are always and will be Putin, Pugacheva and the crisis, it is ridiculous to hope for something. And now also the virus. We will heal!
Continues to get on social networks Valentina Tereshkova, who at the last minute offered a fatal correction.
The party again reached Vale.
The first time is against the whole space.
The second is against their people.
PS. The most important decision of recent years was voiced by a woman. Feminists! Checkmate!
The parade of jokes continues.
"Tereshkova in space was, I did not see the restrictions on the presidential terms."
By decree of the President, women's day in Russia is transferred from 8th to 10th on March and renamed the day of St. Valentina.
Listen, leave me alone from Madame Tereshkova. She was also sent into space only because she was perfectly physically healthy and, of course, “ideological and fines” (so that in the case of landing “at the enemies” she would not speak too much there). All. There was no mind, human qualities or talent. The role of "Seagull" in flight is a speaker, a textile college was enough for her with excess.
Well, after the flight-Tereshkova for more than half a century is inseparable "on public work", but in the "authorities", and there you know-and people become non-humans, not only being originally ready for any use of Valya T. with a swollen chSV in space. So there was nothing to expect from her at all good.
.... like from any "member of the deputy corps." All of them are the same, selected representatives.
In general, of course, this is the whole essence of the current rulers. The heroine (without irony) of the Khrushchev times at the age of ninety dictates to those who were born under Putin, how they would live: how she lived under Stalin-Khrushchev-Brezhnev, and there is nothing to get to come to it. Otherwise, she is not clear.
They ended all sorts of ideas, if they were.
The change in power itself is a fetish incomprehensible to me. Merkel was honestly chosen four times; Many complain, but I like how she wins, and how she controls. <work> In another, in this obligatory Tereshkova, at this time, which is taken out at the right time, from the sleeve by the “Constitutional Court,“ in this ”popular vote,“ which has already taken place, even though no one has yet to go to it. Scoop and cheap shylerism -these are the real reasons for my hatred. And now, apparently, an inevitable rejection of citizenship.
The fact that the Constitutional Court will not change anything that the loyal authorities, few doubts.
And the KS decided that the zeroing of the deadlines contradicts the Constitution. And the president agreed with him. And his enemies crumbled. And the world media lined up to apologize. And the templates broke. And world leaders admitted that Putin is the main democrat. And then I woke up.
The information that Putin does not go anywhere in society will cause an explosion of negative emotions. Here you will need a constitutional court. It will help the Kremlin dilute the time when the opposition is indignant, and the day when the people will do it.
Perfectly understanding that the reference to the court is an empty formality, the opposition will come indignant today. However, they will not work to take people to the streets. What to protest against? Against the fact that Putin remains? So he seemed to have decided nothing yet. There is no formal reason for protest and nothing can be done about it. We will have to furiously rage in the circle of like -minded people.
But by the time the judges express their opinion, Putin will nominate his candidacy and finally reach what is happening, the opposition’s emotions will already be dull. The people will be ready to go out onto the streets, and potential protests will have the feeling that nothing new is happening. “What is the news? For a long time, everything was clear, ”they say.
The art of political management is just in managing emotions.
Vladislav Surkov foresaw such a turn of events, reminiscent of commentators.
Let's admit that the incident on March 10, 2020 is the absolute triumph of the Russian world. Without quotes. The very Russian world, whose ideologist was the glory of the Surkov, he admitted to this the other day in his noise interviewed to his comrade -in -arms.
He was rushed to expose in political cynicism, impudent chauvinism, in other mortal sins.
And he only outlined the matrix of the worldview of his master, calling himself a radical Putinist.
A week ago, in Shaninka, at the presentation of the next issue of the "Bulletin of Europe", I spoke the "Devil's Lawyer", trying to explain that Surkov must be said for the maximum clear exposition of our future during a long debt Putin.
Then the ancestor of the DLNR clearly indicated: "... Legal logic will lead to the need to re -start the countdown of the presidential terms ... In any case, if the authorities do not go to a new countdown, they will greatly sin against legal purity ...".
There he said something else: "coercion by force to fraternal relations is the only method that has historically proved effectiveness in the Ukrainian direction"
Why is you need to put a fool to consider this a threat only to the "Ukrainian direction"? ...
What else can be said to understand-the manifesto of the radical-Putinist is the path along which Putin is indicated by the crowd of an eternally living "Russian world"?
We saw the best representatives of this crowds today - astronauts, athletes and other well -fed, arrogant speaking heads, applauding everything that rushed from the stands in the Okhotny series
And there will still not be a little to anyone on this Surkovo-Putin path
And the people themselves allowed Putin to do this with themselves, is sure of Vladislav Inozemtsev .
As, probably, my friends and subscribers managed to notice in a number of years, I rarely praise Vladimir Putin. However, today is a very special case. The tape is full of reproaches to the president for not even bothering himself with some serious and complex legitimation of his lifelong government, simply relying the presidential terms and rolling out a promise of indexing pensions and stories about school dinners as a worthy payment. I do not agree. In this case, the president is absolutely right in choosing tactics. Before whom should he fulfill the "Marlezon ballets"? Before the population, which has already chosen him four times, despite the fact that it was impossible not to see who you were dealing with? Before the opposition, which is so fundamental that in order to at least a little to make one of its leaders respected by everyone else, it was necessary to reveal him indicatively five years ago? Before the West, thinking thoughtfully about whether Russia really does not have "historical rights" to Ukraine and Belarus? The President of Rights: People who do not want to be free and respected are not worthy of freedom and respect, but there are no more difficult schemes with the elections in which they have been played since 1996. In Russia, there was already one person who considered otherwise - Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev. He believed in the Soviet people, considering it worthy of it than he really was. Over the five years of his reign, thirty years of hatred and reproach followed. Putin managed to extract a lesson from this - and therefore he would not leave the Kremlin alive (I remind you, his predecessors in this, Stalin, Brezhnev, who else there are called the Russians the greatest people in the history of the country, so why not leave the same memory about themselves). Putin knows how to study, and for the most part Russians are not. That is why events develop as they develop. I would also say that Vladimir Vladimirovich refers to his “specifically gifted” subjects with understanding - he invited them four times about whether they support him or not. You can argue about the merits of Mironov, Yavlinsky or Sobchak - but they could vote for them. Not units, but millions. Alas. Dear Russians: you were asked, you answered. What is the noise now? Shut up and rejoice at the seduced happiness. Putin is smart! I hope that by 2036 he will be able to convince the population that democracy is better than the dictatorship. It is likely to learn to learn faster ...
"Patriots" as a united front spoke for the eternal Putin.
The main motive of numerous records on today's Facebook - how sorry for people that by the age of twenty, “lost” under Putin will be added for another ten years.
I read this and feel confused. Because I have no 20 years lost under Putin. I have 20 years used by Putin. And most of all I am afraid that there will not be enough 10 more.
Russia Putin is a place where my dreams are slowly, often ineffecting and boring.
I recall how in 2006 I was the first time in the Crimea dreamed that it would be Russia again. In less than 8 years, I ended up in this Crimea-Russia.
No one will offer another world, as it was not offered in 1991, and since then everything has become much more complicated and worse.
And there was already a feeling that the collective Gorbachev at the door, which is a little more-and yet they would ramp, and then the collapse ahead.
And then Tereshkova went to speak.
Perestroika is canceled. Life continues. God bless.
And now the obvious answer to the obvious question.
Why are the new Putin powers for possible future 6 or 12 years - is that good?
Because we have no alternative to this plan that would not be liberal, and would not push us to give up.
We have Putin - and there is Gorbachev.
And not only the one who is 89 years old, but also three hundred and forty -eight people of applicants for his role in the twenty -first century.
All of them are bosses, all millionaires, all - ambitious daffodils, and everyone is ready to surrender in the name of friendship, peace and cooperation, as it is customary to say, and at the same time kill the country.
No, dear Mikhails Sergeevichi, no.
Let's wait better, and there we will see what Russia will be, and where you will be at least 2024, and ideally-in 2030 or even 2036.
Suddenly the devil will take you by that moment?
In the meantime, wait, tolerate and pretend that you are for, and that you, like the people who are not surprised, are all according to plan.
The most pessimistic commentators believe that ahead is the canonization of Putin in the image and likeness of the previous Soviet leaders.
And on the Mausoleum you can write renovanin.
And I like the excellent fact of extending powers to the very tomatoes - then there will be so delightful, such familiar "drives on the carriages" and the announcer from the television "in the mourning decoration of the column hall of the House of Unions .."
This is such a sweet nostalzhi!
I know everyone there, like in Santa Barbara-both Sechin and Rotenbergs, and the one who will mournfully go to the head of the column!
I do not have enough imagination to imagine the extent to what extent the Lysostering will reach the so -called The "best people of the city" by 2036.
How many canvases, novels and OD will be written! How many monuments are hidden throughout the country! Streets, factories, cities will be renamed ...
Putinrati 1-3 grade. Young Putins until the 7th. Then the All -Russian Youth Union "Young Unicorn." Next - quotas for a reception in EP ...
In the churches they will be praised. In each class, portraits with wise squint will be hung. Red corners with a bust. The oath for fidelity to the Fuhrer ...
Goodbye my beloved Russia. You are no more. Brodsky was right: to return - nowhere.
Many of those who remained in Russia want to express their attitude to what is happening not only on Facebook, but also on city streets.
Never discriminated against those who left on time and comfortably. But today, guys, or silence, find the beat and wisdom in yourself, hold the tongue, or let's go to our pickets. It will be difficult for us, more difficult than in 1991 and 2011.
The mood in society seems to be the same as after the announcement of the "castling" in 2011, and emotions are stronger, but freedom is an order of magnitude less.
What promises us a restless spring and summer.
But the Russian authorities were in a favorable situation - they can avoid large protests without incorporating the accusations of twisting of the nuts: mass events are now canceled around the world so as not to endanger people with coronavirus. In Moscow, events of more than 5,000 people were canceled by decree of the mayor of the city until April 10.
Why not immediately until the 22nd?
Why only in Moscow? So that there are no rallies against the usurpation of power. But we will not see football with hockey, decisive matches. Thank you, Sergey Semenovich, that they didn’t close all at home.
By night, much cleared up. It was an improvisation. Putin, apparently, was afraid to announce now that he remains. He was afraid of mass manifestations. I was afraid of the point of consolidation. But then they brought him a plan with coronavirus - the reasoning that coronavirus is a good help in preventing mass protests - both fears of people and a good excuse to ban manifestations.
Но, в целом, вся операция, действительно, все более смахивает на переворот. Поправки к конституции принимаются с реальными и грубыми нарушениями порядка их принятия. Сегодня, например, поправку к конституции о путинском обнулении приняли вообще С ГОЛОСА!
Незаконным является и массовое голосование, оно проводится вне законодательной рамки закона о гарантиях избирательных прав граждан, а массовые мероприятия в период его подготовки формально запрещены. В широком смысле – это конституционный переворот, конечно. Вирусный переворот.
В некоторых комментариях звучит робкая надежда на то, что провидение может не посчитаться с человеческими планами.
Придёт вирус, и молча внесёт поправки #обнуление
А Рейх, кстати, называл сам себя тысячелетним. Просуществовал 12 лет.
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Костя + Рита = любовь навсегда. 16.03.2019 – 2.10.2019
Я не очень верю, что отпущенное Путину время как-то зависит от того, что будет написано в бумажках, принятых фальшивым парламентом. Все эти обнуления – попытка себя обмануть, а не будущее. Но сегодня понял, что первый раз в жизни мне кто-то всерьез, так что сложно не заметить, сказал: «буду вам гадить до последнего вздоха. Пока я жив, вам жизни не будет». Что ж, чувак, буду ждать с нетерпением.
...Он нарушил правила, которые сам же выстроил, и сейчас все это будут понимать. Ни для кого он больше не будет демократически избранным президентом, Колесников в интервью Дудю больше не будет говорить, что у нас конкурентные выборы, потому что даже он будет понимать, что они ничего не будут значить в стране, где можно в любой момент нарушить основные правила игры.
Легитимность – это не только его поддержка, которая, кстати, тает с каждым днём. Легитимность – это ещё вера в то, что он находится там, соблюдая общепризнанные правила, а «два срока подряд» он сам сделал общепризнанным правилом.
Но наверное это даже хорошо. Падающие доходы, обеднение, полный развал образования и медицины будут ассоциироваться с ним, с автократом и самой автократией, а не демократами, которые будут пытаться проводить реформы, которые должны были быть проведены вчера.
Так что, здоровья вам, Владимир Владимирович, живите долго, но мы будем дольше.