Hello from Judah Golubev

How a pandemic turns into paranoia

I am writing a column, glancing out the window. The phenomenon of Jesus Vorobyov did not pass without a trace without a trace - now we have more police officers “in the area”. I dive into the TV, and there again the indicated Jesus. The joy of close associations inspired the depressed speakers. Finally, a specific reason for an important matter appeared, that is, to identify the enemies of the state. While being pulled on Vorobyov, a new offender of the Convention arrived. Football player Fedor Smolov on a private plane flew from Spain to Moscow - for the birthday of his beloved girl, granddaughter of Yeltsin Maria Yumasheva.

From the usual rhetoric of hatred in the soul, it became easy and calm, as if he had returned yesterday. Yesterday everything was clear: here are the enemies, but the saving vertical of power. Nothing is clear today. Herzen's formula “barbaric confusion of concepts” has never been so relevant. A TV that is experiencing the Renaissance (against the background, by the way, that suddenly went into the shadow of YouTube), broadcasts in three different languages. Doctors are streamlined, in the style of the mutating coronavirus. The authorities are trumpeted with the language of threats, fines, punishments. Television interpreters loop a hare from hysteria to complete confusion. Stories about the treatment of the virus from the photograph are interspersed with thrillers about the penetration of infection through the sewer and ventilation. Irada Zeynalova in his very author’s program reports the number of victims from the virus in Russia - 40 thousand people (45 people are listed on the screen behind it). Kirill Kleimenov is obscene, as if in front of him Jesus Vorobyov in an embrace with Fedor Smolov, stigmatizes lemons, ginger and garlic.

A separate branch of knowledge is infected stars. The faces of the hosts are lit. at the mention of loud names: Viktor Nabutov got into the “communal”, the daughter of Ivan Okhlobystin fell ill, Jeanne Bolotova was infected, Nadezhda Babkin was introduced into an artificial one. After 14 days of the hospital, the recovered Leshchenko was trying to shed the light of the truth to the essence of the matter, explaining to Borisov: yes, I seemed to have no virus, as the tests showed. But already in the next “let them say” the “time” program from Lev Valerianovich’s speech, this seditious thought was cut out.

The picture of the world should be clear, as “Victory Day” performed by the singer.

A clear picture of the world today is not only on TV. But it is he who, the TV, shows this foaming absurdity with special force. With increasing amazement, I follow the waves of an advertising campaign of amendments to the Constitution. In less than a month, the world, country, people have changed. And only the highest forces continue to defend mirages. The thoughtful artists of the art were replaced by radiant volunteers, chubby children, courageous Dr. Myasnikov. The lyrics were replaced by a socialist. All these wonderful people tell about the upcoming happiness, where certainly (in the case of adoption of amendments), prizes will be indexed and high -quality medicine will promise.

The videos are made with the straightforwardness of the Soviet editorials. Placed in the apocalyptic context of the plot of our common existence, they quickly degenerate into a collection of populist pearls. Once Eser Yakov Blumkin, a violent personality and multifaceted, in the middle of the civil war, decided to transfer the first constitution to Hebrew. Maybe now someone should do this? Everything is better than multiplying. Dmitry Peskov successfully competes with the waves of amendments. The presidential spokesman called on Russians to prepare for the world economic crisis. “Always ready,” the grateful Russians answered.

On TV, more and more often paranoia is mentioned next to Pandemia. The authorities are maximum possible for this word to flash even more often.

The government intends to limit the sale of masks, gloves, gauze, the TV reports. How, interestingly, you can limit what is not?

During the shameful Crimean war, when the policy of isolationism finally reigned, the brilliance of the Nikolaev authorities tried to hide the universal bureaucratic corruption based on kickbacks. The main currency was then the corpium - the best dressing material. As if gauze under the view of the government did not expect such a fate. And what kind of charm the sudden opening of beauty salons and massage rooms! The host of Strizhenova showed her hands in front of the camera for a long time: one was on a bright shellac, but he was no longer on the other. The mysterious relationship between the opening of the salons and the chopped manicure of the star of the First Channel was not fully clarified.

And at this very time, Jesus returned from expulsion to a historical homeland. Urgant, which has a large crisis of the genre, joked immediately: Jesus Vorobyov was arrested by the call of Judah Golubev. A joke is so -so, on a trie, but the direction of thought is true. The next day, the channels circled the expressive plot. A certain pensioner at the entrance of his house fed pigeons. The neighbor immediately called the police. The pensioner tried to understand why the dogs can be walked, but the birds cannot be fed. The police stored silence. They are not authorized to navigate the difficulties of being. But they know what to do if Jesus returns to the patriarchals again.