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Chip chip chipping!
We came up with a conspiracy theory about chipping and chip with Dale, but could not link all the facts. To the aid!
Thanks for your theories! We chose the best and published here
In April, Medusa released instructions on how to invent the theories of a conspiracy. In the same month, Chip and Dale appeared in the animated series "Duck Stories". Already in May everyone spoke that Bill Gates wants to chip everyone in the world. Especially for you, we have collected facts from which we need to build a convincing theory of conspiracy. These facts can be rethought and complemented in every possible way. The main thing is to reduce everything so that in the end it turns out a really logical and convincing version. Tell it to us. There is definitely something unclean here. Follow the thought.
March 2015
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Bill Gates during a speech at the TED conference states that humanity is not ready for the next epidemic.
August 2017
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The first series of restarting “Duck stories” comes out.
December 2019
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In Jun, the first cases of pneumonia of an unknown type are recorded. This is coronavirus.
March 2020
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The World Health Organization announces that the coronavirus infection has grown into a pandemic.
April 2020
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On the fourth of April, the third season of “duck stories” begins. On the same day, Medusa issues instructions on how to come up with a conspiracy theory.
May 2020
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Director Nikita Mikhalkov accuses Bill Gates of planning to chip earthlings under the guise of a vaccine from coronavirus.
Everyone is joking about chipping, many recall the animated series about the chip and Dale. “Bill Gates said that not only the chip, but also Dale will be implanted in the head. And some also a nut! "
Stop! Wet back - for April 2020
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The chip and Dale really return. Talking chipmunks appear in the third series of the third season of “duck stories”. But in Russia, few people notice this - until Mikhalkov releases a transfer of chipping.
Again May 2020
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"Medusa" begins to suspect something ...
Maxim Ivanov with the participation of Vladimir Tsybulsky