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Beauty kills
Why are Americans sit on isolation without salon manicure, and ours cannot
"Like a sucker!" - Russian media are discussing the old photo of the singer Lady Gaga; By mistake, they decided that she was on self -isolation: standing in one T -shirt on the balcony, waved his hand, and on the fingers - three broken nails. Our ladies who are teaching Gagu for the day: "A woman should always remain a woman." "We have to start yourself like that!" "He does not respect the man who is next to her."
In fact, there is a photo of Lady Gaga of the last days - gel nails are removed. Well, what is it? It’s immediately obvious: a person is afraid to get sick, remains at home. And most importantly, it is clear that the craftswomen are also sitting home. Look into the instagrams of American or European stars: the eyebrows themselves pluck, on the head - gray hair. How many singers, it turns out, is gray -haired.
It’s wrong with us. "A hairdresser from the Nizhny Novgorod region infected 13 people coronavirus." This is our way! Our ladies post a photo of quarantine styling, fresh eyebrows, eyelashes and manicure, signing proudly: "First of all, I am a woman."
We are a country of well -groomed women. In a small world, this bitter compliment “well -groomed” is found in the prosperous world. In Switzerland, you will not hear in your trail: "God, how well -groomed!" They value beautiful, that is, healthy, with shining skin, thick hair, even teeth, satisfied and sleepy.
In Russia, there is a myth that in the West everyone goes crazy from Russian women, because they are “well -groomed”. In fact, our women are considered to be Tored up there. Wipped. What is tuning? Improving the factory model. They are tuned with “Lada” - BMW loves who they are.
Our women had almost a hundred years of poverty, when there were few beautiful and slender. Poor nutrition, bad ecology, inaccessible dentistry and stress life are given by liquid hairs, oily skin in “black dots”, edematous, faded face and flabby figure. Against them, Russians have only a cheap area of services, equipped with low -paid women. And the task is to look bright in order to compete for liquid men.
And this is a big problem, because the passion for cosmetic tuning is now to blame for the increase in infected. Some take care of themselves with a risk to health and life, others saw their nails under the threat of infection and fines. Cosmetic salons turned into exposure apartments, where they are allowed by a preliminary call and password, and only their own, so that it is definitely not Rospotrebnadzor. Manicurists, stylists, armored vehicles dissect with suitcases in cities and villages to serve two or three clients in a day and get at least something. Their conspiracy skills, fearlessness and adventurism would be amazed by Al Capone himself. New boots, they pour not beer from brandy on the bottles, but hair dye and shellac to paint nails.
Al Kapone, by the way, died against the backdrop of complications from pneumonia. You didn't know?
Cosmetology is perhaps the only industry that we will not stop by any quarantine. If the violators begin to shoot on the spot, fairies with suitcases will not stop traveling on challenges. In our country, too many women are busy in lower, primitive cosmetology. This is a variant of the last exit. They work hard, often at home, wandering around the city for years, among them there are especially many single mothers, because the schedule is flexible. Like in the series "Olga": the husband has left, the child yells - sit out for weekly courses and go, fagot!
These are extra people in the market, there is no other work for them. And they have no money to sit at home. Even cosmetologists with a medical diploma rarely have salaries, they rent an office or work for interest. The economic model of such activities does not provide for downtime, especially if we are talking about unskilled specialists.
Today in the country up to half a million craftsmen of the nail service, armored vehicles, a specialist in eyelash extensions. And tens of millions of old -fashioned wives who will better bring pneumonia to the family, which will seem “groomed” to her husband.
Never before in history, a Russian woman entered into such a dangerous fight for her personal happiness. And the men have not seen this yet. So that beauty literally kills.