In society

... the whole bird is abyss

June 15, 2020 Natella Boltyanskaya

Sincere thanks to lawyer Olga Pelsha for a unique texture

Scene 1.

The hallway of the Moscow apartment. The castle clicks, the door opens, Natalya Sergeevna, about 65 years old, enters, cheerful, active.

Natalya Sergeevna : Alik!

Alexander Genrikhovich (a little older, a tightened gray -haired gentleman ) : about the preventive measure without changes, I am already in the know.

Natalya Sergeevna : Well, he is not to blame that this goat wrote a commentary on his post.

AG : It’s guilty, not to blame ... you need to talk less

NS : You are not seriously? He wrote an unbearable post on his Twitter that the judge sentenced the defendant to three and a half years. Kamenkov commented on "kill him." What is Romkina's wine?

A.G .: Natasha, do you think he needs to chat more?

NS: No, of course. But do not receive for this for three years!

AG .: What is the lawyer?

NS : Well, what does the lawyer decide today in political affairs?

A.G .: But there are no approaches to the judge?

NS : What are you talking about?! They will now indicatively give these terms ... What to do?

A.G .: Let's first drink tea.

Scene 2

The doorbell. Natalya Sergeevna opens, Lucy enters (young, pretty, more than twenty years old,) Natalya Sergeevna hugs her, cries.

Lucy : Natal Sergeevna, dear, well calm

NS: Only everything got better at Romka, I met you, I found a good job, and - on you ...

Lucy : Natal Sergeevna, I was in the FSB.

N.S. : What, did you go to ask for a date?

Lucy : No, I went to ask for Roma.

AG .: How to ask for Roma? The consequence is not they lead ...

Lucy : Yes, they are now leading.

A.G .: LUS, how did you go there? Romka found out, would have killed.

Lucy : Well, if you do not give out, he will not know ....

A.G .: I'm sorry, I'm not sure that I am ready to have secrets from your son.

NS .: Alik, wait a minute. Come on, Lus, tell me.

Lucy climbs into his purse, puts some pieces of paper on the table .

A.G .: What is this?

Lucy : Alexander Genrikhovich, Natalya Sergeevna, I am pregnant.

N.S. : God you are ...

Lucy : I came to make an offer. Even two.

A.G. : Well, one thing is clear.

Lucy : You see, everything is serious with Romka, I don’t know what he thinks there, but I will give birth to a child. Twenty -five, it's time. If Roma is not in business, I will give birth and bring up.

A.G. : Listen, I will tell you as follows as a marshmallow: if you yourself decided why you came to us. Forgive you again, this is such a form of blackmail.

N.S. : Alik, stop.

Lucy : Yes, I understand everything. In fact, I wore these pieces of paper and at the FSB today, here is the conclusion of a doctor, an agreement on a joint rental of an apartment, all that. I think Roma needs to be pulled out anyway. And my tests here, consider, an excuse. I will join the "USRO", if it helps, hear? Do you want him to sit down?

N.S. : Come on without slogans. Do you have a plan?

Lucy: There is a plan. And you will not like it. But this is the only thing I could come up with.

A.G .: So.

Lucy : You begin to cooperate with them. And they release Roma.

NS : Did they offer you this? Or did you come up with this yourself?

Lucy : They.

N.S. : And what does it mean to cooperate? Publicly abandon Romka?

A.G. : Some kind of thirty-seventh year.

N.S. : And how to look into his eyes then?

Lucy : What are you like at a rally, nothing public, and you don’t have to beat yourself in the chest. And in general it will be a secret agreement.

A.G. : so what to do secretly? Exploring bridges, set fire to the Reichstag?

Lucy : Do not blow anything. We need to write comments on the forums.

N.S. : Yeah, we have already passed it. Romka for a comment and sat down. Moreover, for a stranger.

Lucy : Well, depending on what comments. In short, they offered this. You are both competent people, candidates of science. And sit on the Internet on the Internet. You will argue with the opposition on the forums and networks. And for this, Roma will come out.

A.G. : right tomorrow with.

Lucy : No, he will be counted in court in the court, served in the pre -trial detention center. With sufficient your activity.

A.G.: I even read something like that. Troll factory.

Lucy : Well, yes. And after all, no one will know anything.

NS : Lus, you yourself understand what you offer?

Lucy : Natalya Sergeevna. You also remember that Romka and I at the rally and met last year. Do you think I love them and adore them? I just do not see another way out how to not sit down. And he can’t sit with his kidneys.

A.G.: Lus, what did you think about when they generally began to go to these rallies? What are you shouting the worst “Putin, leave” and he will run away in a panic? It never occurred to you what they pay for everything in this world?

Lucy : Alexander Genrikhovich, let's somehow really look at things. A person is more important than ideology, a person must be taken from there. And then we will deal with spiritual experiences.

N.S. : Suppose. They offered this to us. And what - you?

Lucy, serene: Yes, the same. But I’m getting less in them - I’ll write it with errors, I don’t know history. Here you are able to conduct a discussion at the level.

N.S. : Yes, this is cynicism of the highest sample.

Lucy : Natalya Sergeevna, you yourself told how the History of the CPSU taught, but at night you listened to the “freedom”, is it not the cynicism of the highest sample? And then you did not have hostages in prison ...

A.G .: Then the whole country was hostages.

Lucy : In general, the day after tomorrow I must give them an answer. Think. And please think well.

N.S. : Fine. We will think. I will bed you in a romine room.

Lucy : Yes, I'll go. You need to argue, I will only interfere. Leaving.

Scene 3

A.G. : sailed.

N.S. : Alik, it’s scary to admit, but there is a reason in this.

A.G. : Yeah, during the day to rallies, and at night to write about national traitors, liberals and the Washington regional committee ...

N.S. : Well, how did we live under Leonid Ilyich and Yuri Vladimirovich? Here she is right.

A.G. : Natasha, are you sure that you want Romke such a wife?

N.S .: Here I am just one hundred and a hundred are sure. She is firmly standing with both legs on the ground, and she will sell a line for him.

A.G. : The latter cannot be argued ...

N.S. : And then, before her every week the girls changed, and he seems to love this one ... But what creatures, how they have everything competently - secretly cooperate, no one will know.

A.G. : Well, about secretly, I would not guarantee. Well, they understand that we will now be on the hook all our lives.

N.S. : Maybe, on the contrary, to publish this whole story?

A.G. : Natasha, what to publish? What did Lucia make us? No evidence. And then Romke will definitely give a real time.

NS : That is, you are for.

A.G. : Yes, and you are for. They made the very proposal that is difficult to refuse.

N.S. : But no presence in the office.

A.G. : You are already trading, Your Majesty. Dials the number : Lucy. We agree. But we want to discuss all the conditions on our territory, and we will not go to work anywhere.

Scene 4.

Kitchen N.S. and A.G. The doorbell. Sanya enters, under forty, a bald uncle in youth outfit.

Sanya : You wanted to meet me. I'm Sanya. I know you.

N.S. And by patronymic?

Sanya: Yes, do not have a patronymic, I still have it. And I don’t really Sanya.

N.S. : Come on.

Sanya : Will I smoke?

A.G .: They don’t smoke in our house.

NS : Do we turn off the phones?

Sanya : Why? Everyone already knows that we are a bloody regime. And any record compromises only you.

NS .: What guarantees can you give?

Sanya : No. Everything is fine with us. This is you, Natalya Sergeevna, a son in prison. And you expressed a desire to work out his liberation.

NS : In a pre -trial detention center.

Sanya : In a pre -trial detention center. But with the prison perspective.

N.S. : camps.

Sanya : also not a resort, believe me.

A.G .: Let us outline the shape and content of this development.

Sanya : Just agree on the spot - without any asshole sobs and wringing hands. Normal contractual relations.

N.S. : But we will not go to any office.

Sanya : And don't. Those who receive salaries go to the office. And you are on Barter. And you are more interested in us than we are in you. So: you get to begin with - each two characters, on behalf of which you will write comments, posts and publish news.

A.G. : Well, at least, not on your own behalf.

Sanya : Well, we are not idiots. If you start to scribble under your names, everyone will immediately understand that we grabbed you for soft fabrics.

NS .: And how many per day?

Sanya : a test period week, first a day of five original posts, and ten comments.

N.S. : Total of twenty posts and forty comments per day.

A.G. : Explain the technology.

Sanya : What is there to explain? After all, you are in networks, it happens, and you give ten posts. Only the approach change from the plus to minus. Now I will give key topics and legends. Will I smoke?

N.S. They don’t smoke in our house.

Sanya : Last year, I still remember, it was fashionable - not a single Krymnashist would cross our threshold. Late, Natalya Sergeevna, grieve about lost innocence. Smokes.

NS .: Damn you, treat me too.

Sanya : Look - your roles, Olga Petrovna, 45 years old, an artist from Moscow. This is a real character, her son came across drugs, we helped. Only the nervous is very, as it writes something necessary, so the heart seizure begins. It was decided that on her behalf, someone else will work. She has not a foot on Facebook for a week.

AG : What does the son with drugs have to do with it?

Sanya : Well, they could put it, they didn’t put it. Soon he will die from an overdose. And we are some good. The second hero is Daria, a manager from Vancouver, your friends live there, you know the surroundings. This linden, but it is difficult to check. All the pictures of spring in British Colombia there, the ocean and all that will be provided. You, Alexander Genrikhovich, will give you the peasants that you should not get confused with the ends of the verbs. A military pensioner from St. Petersburg and a farmer from Tambov.

A.G. fakes?

Sanya : No, just do not go into accounts. The warrior in the hospital with a severe head injury, got into an accident, and we pressed the farmer with the farmer with injuries. So do not worry, no one will grab your hand.

NS : That is, sane people do not go to you of their own free will.

Sanya : Why do not go, go. For money. But for the money they have a different development plan, they are soldiers on the contract. And you have an elite, people with education. Still, I studied at the philological faculty, sometimes our trolls write such heresy, I want to puke. You are a different bird's flight.

A.G .: In what year did the philological faculty finished?

Sanya : Yes, I threw in my third year. Although I appreciate the Russian language and respect. I don't like idiots. But work is work. Let's go to business. Since seven in the morning today, rumbling in my stomach.

AG .: Classical manipulation. Natasha, give him Fricadeliki.

Sanya : Yes, quit manipulation, I have gastritis. Lucy as I said that you sailed, I was ready to go to you right night, but in the morning a meeting, a report, that ...

NS: They swam ... What a word. Puts a plate on the table, devices .

Sanya chews . No mustard?

A.G. , gloating : you can’t busty with gastritis.

Sanya : Put a seagull, please. Now about the content. Key topics are the futility of the opposition shares, the lack of an alternative to the current government and support for the actions of the latter, opposing the criticism of the Soviet system in general and Stalinism, in particular. International situation - we are in the ring of enemies. Well, and Crimea.

N.S. : Lord, what a nightmare ...

Sanya : I understand everything, Natalya Sergeevna, and I will give you some tips. Here, start with something one, from the Crimea, for example. After all, how many people have already stuck on it. And liberals, and humanists, and even former dissidents are. And how the impoveral in the head begins, so directly a viral infection. Then they begin to criticize the world backstage for sanctions against Russia, and it went and went, you won’t stop it. It will be easier yourself.

N.S .: I regretted the wolf mare ...

A.G .: Come on, Natasha, they tell you business.

Sanya : And mind you, with sympathy for your value system. I understand it will be difficult. And then get involved.

NS: Are you sure this will help Roma?

Sanya : Again, twenty -five. I said no guarantees. But something tells me that they will free your rum right in the courtroom. Of course, with the help of your very minor corporate shares. I will return in an hour and a half, and we will continue. Leaving

Scene 5

NS : Natural schizophrenia. Olga Petrovna with her son A drug addict, a warrior with her head injury, fake accounts ...

A.G .: Natasha, I think this is not difficult. And thank you that you were not forced to write all this nonsense on your behalf.

NS .: How is it not difficult? It is to go against yourself, turn your own beliefs. And then it will be a shame to read!

A.G .: Listen, I told you a million times, less expression -with my face too. You're a little that it’s a little to trumpet into the pipe and jump into the battle. So do not become an extremist. Try to start with a note of doubt. From you, no one demands that the liberals in the camps.

N.S .: How do you know what does not require?

A.G .: Well, for this they have ordinary trolls. And you and I are an intellectual elite of this inconspicuous army ....

NS: Isn't it disgusting to you yourself?

AG .: disgusting. But you and I got off with little blood. If there were no accounts, I would have to disgrace under my own names.

N.S. : Well, there are no normal significant arguments in the way that they want!

A.G. : Based on what I know about this activity, it is not necessary to argue on the case, it is enough for him to ruin the dispute.

NS .: Yeah, in a conversation about patriotism, hang a photograph of the cat.

A.G .: You yourself know how often it seems to be stupid interlocutors. In general, your task is to bring down from the main topic if you cannot play a spy.

Scene 6.

Sanya, N.S. and A.G

Sanya : Here are passwords and user names. Enter accounts. We begin calmly so, in the spirit of general humanitarian doubts ... Do not from a place in the quarry. Here you are, Natalya Sergeevna, on behalf of Olga Petrovna, look at your Facebook page and ask your friends. She has an avatar, note - "I am against raising the retirement age." So, now accept her as a friend. And now, like Olga Petrovna, like everything in a row on your page. Yeah, stop. Here is a link to the material about the victims of the annexation of Crimea. We write a comment.

NS .: What?

A.G. , looking over the shoulder : well, something like you, with all the understanding of the situation, does not seem that self-determination is more priority than territorial integrity?

Sanya : Great!

N.S. : Yes, I immediately remove these from the contacts.

Sanya : Natalya Sergeevna, well, the bird was captured. You need a whole rum and free or removal from the contacts of Olga Petrovna ...

N.S. He waves his hand at Sanya, sits down and writes .

Sanya : Now you, Alexander Genrikhovich. Accept as a friend of Kirill Ivanovich. So, and now, under your link to YouTube, Write the Navalny channel thinks

A.G .: since the time of the manifier, I have a black hundred from Navalny.

Sanya : Clever! Further - more. One hundred and forty million in the country, and the alternative of power is one Navalny? Beat the enemy with his own weapon.

AG .: What weapons?

NS : Well, you yourself say one hundred forty million in the country, but besides Putin, nobody.

Sanya : It’s just nice to deal with you, not that our dumbasses are ruffling for a comment.

A.G .: Well, I ruble it ....

N.S. That is, you want us to raise you the level of this, like him ...

Sanya : trolling. Absolutely true. This is what we want.

A.G. Well, this is a shame.

Sanya : Yes, just a shame ... Look, Kim wrote for decades under the pseudonym, and nothing, no shame.

N.S. These are different things.

Sanya : This is a normal way to survive. Okay, ladies and gentlemen. I ran. It remains to discuss your reports. The screenshot of each post and commentary to send me to this mail.

Scene 7

N.S. and A.G. Each after his laptop, his back to each other .

N.S. , aloud : the complete absence of political culture among the characters from the company Alexei N.

A.G. , in tone: the call not to confuse the Fatherland and Excellency in the current conditions resembles the statements of the Vlasovites that they are fighting with Stalin, and not with Russia. With the blood and torment of the people, but Stalin won the war ...

N.S. : In general, the United States can not be accused of special Russophobia, it is just spring exacerbation.

A.G. I personally do not seduce the permissiveness of yellow vests.

NS .: What an abomination ...

A.G. : you are my handshake, do we have options?

N.S. : Are you chicken or sausages for dinner?

Call. Lucy enters.

N.S. : Just to the table. How do you feel, Lucy?

Lucy: Yes, it’s normal, Natalya Sergeevna, it’s not even sick at all.

A.G.: Listen, I ordered German capsules for pregnant women, so take it.

Lucy : Thank you! I also watched them on the network and stuck. And you took care.

Sit down at the table. Lucy's mobile phone calls.

Lucy , by phone : yes, hello ... I'm at 18 at 18 at Paveletskaya ...

For Romka, of course ... let's ask and call back. ( gives the hunger )

Natal Sergevna, Alexander Genrikhovich, tomorrow the Moscow "solidarity" is pickets for freedom to political prisoners. We do not have enough people. Will you go?

NS .: In pickets?

Lucy : What is it? I already drew a poster for Romka.

A.G .: Well, we cannot, we are trolls.

Lucy : I am a troll. Well, this is part of the transaction. And the attitude towards what is happening did not change this. Let’s just two empty stations on your metro branch.

A.G. : Lus, but it is somehow indecent, to stand in the picket during the day, and in the evening to praise power.

Lucy: We, when trolls, we are from under the stick, and here we are real.

NS .: Just inconvenient.

Lucy : It is inconvenient in relation to those who have forcibly made a troll? In my opinion, it is just very convenient. Let's quickly have dinner and draw posters.

Scene 8.

Hallway. The key in the castle is turning, it includes A.G.

NS .: Well late?

A.G. Yes, you know, stood with this poster, some people came up, shook their hands. The granny tried to put the money. Everything is not worried. I did not want to leave. Did you defend your half an hour and go home?

NS .: Yes, I am 12 more comments and three posts, whether they are wrong.

A.G .: And when all of Russia Liberashkin Shpan would live in Europe in Hitler's times ...

N.S. : what is this nonsense?

A.G.: Not nonsense, but poet Yunna Moritz. In 1968, she signed decent letters.

NS .: Lord, what a degradation. And you and I are also degrading.

A.G. : We degrade for the sake of the son. And it makes no sense to suffer because of this. And then, we understand that this is degradation, which means that we keep the situation under control.

NS : It seems to you that we are holding. I feel like a paid provocateur all the time.

A.G. : free. Listen, maybe Yunna Moritz was also picked up on something?

NS .: Silent. All silent. I'll go to work.

A.G. Natasha, well, you will do one less, they will not finish you.

N.S. : Alik, if only Romka would not be fined. Tomorrow is a court if you have not forgotten ...

Scene 9.

Hallway. The door opens, the happy N.S., A.G., Lucy and Roma burst

N.S. Romka, pale! Quickly in the bath, then at the table.

Roma : Mom, wait. Let's sit down.

A.G .: You haven't raped us? Maybe enough already?

Рома : мне просто изменили меру пресечения и отпустили до суда по основному делу. Люся беременна.

Н.С .: мы в курсе.

Рома : тем более. Ждать суда нельзя. Я хочу уехать.

Н.С., А.Г ., в один голос – куда????

Рома : сейчас электричкой до Калуги, там самолетом в Минск, и оттуда в Украину. Канал налажен, помогут и проводят.

Н.С : ну, в душ и поесть ты успеешь.

Рома уходит .

Люся : он ничего не знает про троллей. Давайте не будем сознаваться. Убьет всех.

N.S. : а ты считаешь, сработала наша подрывная деятельность?

Люся : а мне пофиг, что сработало. Он вышел!

A.G. : мы им выполнили команду «служить», а они нам выпустили сына…

N.S. : выпустили до суда по основному делу.

Люся : могли и не выпустить, между прочим.

A.G. : это классический стокгольмский синдром.

Люся : да хоть марсианский. Проблемы надо решать по мере их поступления.

Н.С .: ну, давай о текущих проблемах. Ты готова с ним ехать?

Люся : я-то не под следствием, пусть он доберется до Киева, а там сразу поеду к нему. Мне по лесам партизанскими тропами не очень сейчас.

Н.С .: тоже верно. А с другой стороны, может, уже дождаться родов? Здесь у тебя родители, мы, страховка…

Рома , входит : мам, давай быстренько котлеток. Я тоже думаю, спешить не надо. Но это мы успеем обсудить, когда я выберусь. Только вы уж за ней приглядите ( обнимает Люсю )

Сцена 10.

Та же квартира через несколько дней.

Люся вбегает на кухню : Ромка прислал сообщение. Он уже на украинской территории. Едет в Киев. Позвонит вечером.

A.G. : God bless.

N.S. плачет.

А.Г . Наташ, ну ты что, до Киева доехать не в Антарктиду на оленях… Не надо было ему здесь оставаться сейчас. Не плачь. Там он, по крайней мере, в безопасности.

The doorbell. Входит Саня.

Саня : ну, счастливое семейство, пора бы и честь знать. Мы вас неделю не трогали, и Монте-Кристо вашему не мешали, а теперь будьте любезны к вечеру все долги вернуть. По двадцать постов и сорок комментариев за каждый день. Кстати, есть неплохой вариант – вы комментируете чужие посты от себя, и призываете к неповиновению. А мы реагируем. Не на вас, естественно. И скриншоты на почту не забывайте.

Curtain

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Описанная Болтянской ситуация основана на материалах, предоставленных автору адвокатом Ольгой Пельше. История немолодой интеллигентной семейной пары, вынужденной согласиться на сотрудничество с "компетентными органами" для того, чтобы спасти от тюрьмы своего сына, может быть, не произошла на самом деле, но, как считает Пельше, вполне могла произойти. Предваряем премьеру радиопьесы интервью с адвокатом ."


Фото: Евгений Разумный / Ведомости/ТАСС, Анна Майорова/URA.RU/TASS