Everything is the head

What puzzle can be folded from the "ruler"

In the bookstore, the kingdom of chapters and titles, there is his head.

The commodity name "Bust" Government ", 18 cm."

The name of the ruler is indicated in the annotation: “Portrait of the president on the wall? - It will be not enough! Decorate the living room or office with a bust of Vladimir Vladimirovich. ” It is related to the original and the place of birth-St. Petersburg.

It was installed in the Central Moscow Book exactly between the two -volume “History of Crimea” and the shining gold folio “History of Russia. Great events that the whole country should know about. ” Actually, there is a place for him.

His head is on his head, or even two of the others, and is placed at the box office. And that is true, under such a gaze you can’t read, and you won’t take something without payment. This head, looking without blinking, and indeed - a guarantor, more than video surveillance.

But it is not for beauty for the sake, but the benefits for. This is not just a head, but a puzzle-a 3D puzzle for everyone from 6 years old.

The color of the bust is brown, but this does not reflect political addictions. The annotation assures that "to enhance the effect, you can paint Putin's sculpture in your favorite color." The possibility of repainting is stipulated twice: "To achieve the maximum decorative effect of sculpture, you can paint in the color that is suitable for your interior (children will be delighted with the process, verified)."

Indeed, you need to accustom to painting the ruler. Although, given the painful attitude of the authorities to modern art, it is likely that this process will result not so much into the lift as in the lawsuit.

One head is good, and two are better. The "ruler" is sold in two versions: collected and collapsed.

The composure of the ruler does not affect the value.

In the store of such puzzles the whole number: Pushkin, Chekhov, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Akhmatova, Yesenin, Mayakovsky, Vysotsky, Marilyn Monroe, Einstein, Peter I, Che Guevara, Lenin, Stalin and Skull Roger (suspiciously reminiscent of poor Yorik).

The bust of the "ruler", however, has differences. First of all, he is from the breed that Alexander Herzen, walking along the Vatican galleries and studying the history of the Roman fall on the eyebrows, foreheads and lips in a special group.

“This is the type of military leaders in which everything human extracted, and one passion remained - to command; The mind is narrow, there is no heart at all - this is the monarchs of power of power, in their features strength and harsh will are visible. These are the guards and army emperors, whom seditious legionnaires put on the clock to the empire ... "

The “ruler”, with all the recognition, is depersonalized here, sheltered under the pseudonym, under the post that replaced him. Or absorbing. Not the "president", not the "head of state", not the "guarantor", but the "ruler" . Wikipedia reports that this word can be called “usurpators” or other “monarchs of antiquity” .

Not a trembling ruler, but a “ right ”, that is, the ruling is not rightfully. The sculptures and busts of the leaders of antiquity during their lifetime were erected in public places in order to preserve their triumphs in the memory of them. However, the memory was already able to edit then, and in the case when the emperor was even posthumously declared a state criminal, his sculptural portrait was subject to destruction.

If the authors of the puzzle were so important to emphasize the form of government to which one or another character of their historical palette gravitates, then with the same success they could rename Lenin into the “leader”, and Peter I into the “first emperor”. But for some reason, it was one “very head for itself” that turned out to be a familiar “anonymous”, recognizable “Namerek”. So in the annotation to the bust, the name is cut off from the surname, like the head from the body. Apparently, in order not to mention in vain.

Roman sculptural portraits are performed so that they seem alive. Here the situation is the opposite: the living finds the type of lifeless. A cardboard bust is a distant relative of sculptural portraits, the art of which developed from posthumous masks-clicks. Terracot, bronze or marble busts worshiped like domestic gods. So in the annotation it is indicated that it is possible to decorate the interior with a cardboard bust even in the bedroom and the nursery. ”

If the main law of the country ensured the prototype of the head of the “ruler” “Eternity and another day”, then this prototype reasonably fixes its life resources into eternity. Manufacturers perspicively indicated that the bust was durable. So what is it, a cardboard bust of the ruler - a reference to the past or a harbinger of the future?

Material answer to Pushkinskoye "Who will rule us?"

The creators report that this is “the same gift for the case when everything is already”, and “for any foreign guest, you simply will not find the best gift.” A series of these puzzles is produced under the name “Cardboard Safari”, and Safari is a hunt. So does this buyer make a bustle hunter?

With such a gift, both dreams and “shameful pleasures” can be realized, but you can break the imaginary restriction without difficult acrobatic techniques - do not jump above the head.

Let the songs expect from her, like from the cut off the head of Orpheus, it is pointless, but this head can be stolen with a crown, laurel or Ternov, to the mood.

It can be sprinkled with ashes, put it in the sand, beat like an butt or on the wall, crap, check if it cooks, and serve porridge in it, or hook cockroaches, and then make sure that not only the fish rot.

You can even bite off your head, because the instructions are stipulated that corrugated cardboard is food.

I wonder if the manufacturers of cardboard busts will expand the product line? The head, of course, is the head of everything, but other parts of the body of famous people can attract the consumer. Van Gogh's ear, Nose Sirano de Bergerak, and you can add another bust to Marilyn’s bust ...

It is not yet possible to send rationalization proposals: the manufacturer’s website, like its pages on social networks, has been disabled.

Be that as it may, apparently, the main message of this puzzle is that you need to be friends with your head ...

Emilia Dementsova - especially for "new"