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Traturation Day. Russia. Our days

September 25, 2020 Igor Yakovenko

On the fourth Thursday of September, thanks in Russia happened in Russia. Perhaps this will become a new national tradition, another evidence that Russia is not America. Since in the United States, thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November, and we also have the fourth on Thursday, but in September. And then, they thank God there for prosperity, for a good attitude, because they are alive and can enjoy life. In Russia, for about the same, Putin is thanks to the same. Not all, of course, but only elected. More precisely, freshly chosen governors with whom Putin held a video conference on 09.24.2020.

It looked like this. Putin is sitting in his bunker, and opposite him on a large screen, 20 windows, of which freshly chosen governors peek out. Windows with governors are similar to playing cards, and it seemed that Putin was laying out the solitaire. Freshly elected, having received a word, they immediately arranged a competition, who would thank Putin more and most piercingly.

The first to began the head of Tatarstan Minnikhanov, who managed to thank Putin 5 (five) times in a short performance. It seemed that no one could surpass this record, but I underestimated the passion of domestic officials to lick the hivige parts of the leadership. The head of the Khanty-Mansiysk Autonomous Okrug Komarov ploted Putin as many as 6 (six) thanks. Here is a fragment of her speech, in which she was able to shove three gratitude in one and a half phrases:

“Thank you for your support, many thanks for your support and for the opportunity to work in a team, serve Russia, serve the Ugra! Thank you!".

The winners in this competition of thanks were Razvozhaev (Sevastopol), Kobzev (Irkutsk region) and Kondratyev (Krasnodar Territory). Each of them in several phrases was able to fit 7 (seven) thanks.

Most of all, freshly chosen thanked Putin for confidence they rendered. Thus, they all shamelessly exposed the real essence of the event, which in Russia for some reason is called "elections".

In addition to the high confidence, the governors thanked Putin for ... Yes, in fact, for everything.

Solodov (Kamchatka) thanked for the hospital and for fish, which can now be brought to Central Russia. Without Putin, this, of course, would be impossible.

Tsibulsky (Arkhangelsk region) is infinitely grateful to Putin for the "regulatory of old wooden housing." Here I have to make a slight digression and, for my part, thank that good person (it seems it was Kudrin), who launched the rich word “regulatory” into the bureaucratic everyday life, and now serving people shoves this word where the deep people inserts an indefinite “fucking” article for lubrication.

Rostov head Golubev separately thanked Putin for the crop. When the American pilgrim fathers, of which, after landing in the cold November 1620, on the new continent, only half experienced the winter, thanked God for the harvest, this was understandable. Gratitude Putin personally for the growth of cereals and root crops on the Don Earth indicates that Mr. Golubev knows something very important about the secret connection between the Russian president, the planet Earth and all that lives and grows, but this secret knowledge hides from contemporaries.

More clearly, the Krasnodar Governor Kondratyev expressed his gratitude to his gratitude, who, with his inherent unbridledness, threw Putin the following words right into his face:

“We will not only preserve the stability of the region, but, believe me, there will be a very serious development, for which I thank you very much, because only your valuable instructions give the acceleration that people see for sure today in our region.”

Against the backdrop of freshly chosen governors who literally drowned Putin in a sea of ​​thanks, a rather miserable attempt to join someone else's glory, the act of the writer Sergei Komkov, who for the fourth time nominated Putin to the Nobel Prize. In addition to the fact that the “writer” of Komkov is not included in the list of those who have the right to put forward to Nobel prizes, the very idea that Putin can be awarded this prize, clearly reduces the pedestal that the Russian president is being built after the summer abuse of his service service. It is thanks to the very fact of life on the planet, and then there is some kind of Nobel ...

However, nominating does not mean to get at all. Both Lenin and Stalin and Hitler with Mussolini were nominated for the Nobel Prize of the world. Everything worked out for them. In the sense that instead of the Nobel Prize of the World, these four received an eternal curse as bloody executioners and killers. Putin is waiting for the same ending.



Photo: kremlin.ru , Valery Sharifulin/TASS