What were waiting: of course, new iPhones! According to insiders, Apple can simultaneously show four models at once - two iPhone 12 with a diagonal of 5.4 and 6.1 inches and two iPhone 12 Pro at 6.1 and 6.7 inches. New devices will most likely support 5G networks and faster wireless charging.
What they hoped for: new closed headphones in the Beats style and smart tags-beaces that can be hung on things, and then track with the help of the phone. From the field of empty hopes - I want to finally see the glasses of virtual reality from Apple, but so far these are all dreams.
Hi, my name is Max Ivanov - Today, together with Sultan Suleimanov, I will lead the presentation of new iPhones for you! Apple, of course, did not specify what it would present during the broadcast, but in the courtyard it was already October, and we never saw the iPhones of the twelfth line. As Sherlock Holmes said, if you discard everything that is impossible, what remains, and will be an answer, no matter how incredible it may seem. Here with such a zaumi I will start this presentation.
Hello! Well, in September, the announcement of iPhones did not happen, perhaps it will happen today - at least everything indicates this.
Let's start with traditional roll call-what are you expecting from this presentation? Well, besides the fact that we have already entered the yellow dick.
But you caught up about the search for socks, Maxim! Who will attach smart marks to socks? Well, they will all go to their underpants ...
A minute before the start.
I don't lose my underpants! But socks ...
It began.
The message below looks like a passive-aggressive answer to my remark about cowards. And this point!
Sorry, Max! Not your underpants began, of course, but a broadcast. In the frame - Tim Cook.
We start with a "home product." Column?
About the first smart column Apple Homepod has long been heard, by the way.
Cook on the arm has some huge Apple Watch. Or small hands?
Homepod mini. Column-Sharik.
Not a ball, but a small vase!
I agree, it looks like a vase. Only with a sealed top - there is a luminous surface and volume control.
See for yourself
It looks like Apple penetrated the Ikea stands
Raders, acoustic channels ... And inside - the S5 chip, as in the Apple Watch Series 5.
Several columns can be combined so that they all play the same music together - or you can make a stereopar out of two.
Apple continues to use its U1 chip, which was in iPhones and which allows you to quite accurately find the position of other devices at a short distance. Here the iPhone can be brought to Homepod mini, and information about music that plays on the column will appear on the phone screen.
H now distinguishes the voices of family members
The column (well, siri in it) can distinguish between the voices of different family members and everyone will answer what he needs - his personal schedule or his favorite music.
In general, Homepod Mini is Siri in your own body. She can manage a smart home, manage your applications, and so on.
Homepod, in fact, taught telepathy - now you can hurry the late family member of a remote connection, and the column will transmit this message
Telepathy! Max talks about Intercom-a new application, which allows you to send audio messages between the columns and other Apple devices.
Take me with a piar, telepathy sounds very cooler
Wow. Homepod Mini will cost $ 99! In white and dark gray color.
The broadcast has just begun, but the second time we are talking about how Apple products care about the safety and confidentiality of users.
Tim Cook promises the beginning of a new era for iPhones - the implementation of 5G networks
Again privacy and confidentiality! Now in the context of 5G-they say, you will not have to connect to dubious Wi-fi networks.
Tim Cook says that Apple collaborates with mobile operators around the world (this is still a segment about 5G not yet announced iPhones). Visiting Cook is Verizon CEO, who got up seven meters from the Apple chapter.
Victoria Bonya strained
If you don’t understand anything about 5G, you can add this article to the bookmarks - we tried to answer the most important questions there.
What do you think, with the advent of 5G, will it be more difficult to dramat the connection at rallies?
Don't know! While the problem is solved easier - 5G is not allowed into Russia ...
Thank you, Verizon, for the opportunity to watch American football at the stadium more fascinating. How we lived without it.
It would be better to say that there from 5G in Omsk!
The first 20 minutes of Apple broadcast: buy new Homepod, and now we will talk about 5G in the USA.
(We are not in the USA)
5G will be in all models of new iPhones!
New iPhone, square!

Made a screenshot as if an iPhone - a saint (sorry)
Blue! There is a blue color!
Aluminum frame with new antennas
Compared to the iPhone 11, the new iPhone 12 is 11% thinner, 15% less and lighter. The screen is OLED, it's cool.
The iPhone 12 screen should be even stronger than that of the iPhone 11. Ceramic Shield (ceramic shield?!) - a transparent surface of the screen, which adds a new level of protection.
At the last presentation, I was dying of mint iPads, on this - from mint iPhones. Beauty!
Maxim will no longer be able to die from crumpled iPhones, because they became 4 times stronger in case of accidental falling from the pocket.
They say that the ceramic shield provides the largest leap in increasing the protection of the device
A minute of engineering porn in broadcasting. For some reason, it was shot in a soundproof room.
There were no Russian operators (which is not surprising, but sadly) on the slide with Apple partners.
In the iPhone 12 - the A14 Bionic processor.
Pay attention to what distance the presentation participants keep from each other
A14 Bionic is made on a 5-nanometer technology process, who understood it will understand.
(But if briefly, everything became even faster and more energy -efficient)
A14 Bionic 50% faster than the processor in any other smartphone
Apple made a neuro chip in the processor 80% faster. Maybe now the iPhone will not process a cat photo after shooting for a few seconds, finishing off with neuralates a clearer wool.
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There was a very funny moment now
"League of Legends"!
Apple brought so that IOS will be one of the most popular online games in the world that Sultan and I simultaneously joked about Fortnite, which we were accelerated from the Apple store
Well, we will play in the legend league instead of Fordnite (we will not)
I believe that in the Russian office of Riot Games, the creators of the League, they just opened champagne (in all others for sure)
In the iPhone 12 two cameras, the main and wide -angle.
The camera is better, the software is cooler, the night mode is more night, it was you already guessed.
I really want to carefully look for a wide -angle camera - whether the quality of shooting has become really better than in the iPhone 11 Pro.
Oh, the new regime is the night timelapse.
There will appear timelapse in night shooting mode, wow
Oh, I almost missed: the night mode also works on a wide -angle chamber. This is a class
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Show MAGSAFE - magnets in the iPhone 12 case, which allow you to more accurately attach wireless charging.
Make iPhone Magsafe Again
More precisely, it is an ecosystem of Magsafe - covers, pockets and wireless charges that use these same magnets.
Class, you can simultaneously load the iPhone and hours
Ideal for travel
To simultaneously load the iPhone and clock, you will need a charger with wireless charges for an iPhone and watch ...
Fuf, a respite to environmental friendliness.
It is interesting whether there are eco-sms that broadcast from Apple presentations just for the sake of moments about how the corporation protects nature and uses processed materials. And when a new iPhone is shown, such are the puf, a respite to these pieces of iron is uninteresting.
But it seems to be a hint of one significant innovation ...
The fact that the adapter will be removed from the boxes with iPhones ...
Yes! In boxes with iPhones there will be no charger - the little thing that sticks into the outlet.
But the box with an iPhone will be smaller. More will fit into the suitcases.
In the new watch, by the way, the adapter remained. But only in the most expensive models. So if you want to harm nature, pay!
But in the box lies the USB-C cable on Lightning.
We are going on. "Something that only Apple is capable of." To the music from "Bond"
iPhone 12 mini, that's what it is!
Less than the iPhone 8, but with a screen of 5.4 inches!
"The smallest and lightest phone with 5G"
All functions from the main iPhone 12 - in place. Including magnesium.
Here are more about what he knows

Well, how without reminders of the failed Apple Airpower.
When I wrote the text about the iPhone SE (2020), I scolded the framework and praised the form-factor. The iPhone 12 mini generally looks like a response to these claims. But it will be obviously not like SE
iPhone 12 mini from $ 699
iPhone 12 from 799 dollars
Mini looks very interesting
It hurts from recounting to rubles (taking into account the course). :(
The next next in line is the iPhone 12 Pro. With three cameras!
Four colors - silver, graphite, gold and - Tadaa - blue!
Pacific blue!
Ceramic Shield to protect the screen in place.
In general, I really like Magsafe - my iPhone is charged by the bed on a wireless charging, and once every few days (nights) I put the phone a little crookedly, and it does not charge. Fortunately, there are enough batteries until the morning and so, but on the verge!
The displays of Pro versions have become even more compared to last year’s models: the youngest-6.1 inches. The eldest is 6.7 inches.
Telephoto cameras now have an increase in X2.5 (in past models it was x2)
The wide -angle camera is also new - with a large sensor. It should be very better to work in poor lighting, where the wide -angle camera of the iPhone 11 copes ... imperfect.
Thanks to the new PRORAW function, which will become available later on new iPhones this year, Apple combines the capabilities of computing photography with the advantages of RAW format-with it, the pictures can be processed differently.
A new video recording function will appear in HDR
Apple shows a beautiful movie shot on the iPhone 12 Pro camera. Small detail: you will need to raise an iPhone to a drone or helicopter to remove the same ...
Well, yes, in the iPhone 12 Pro there will be Lidar.
This sensor has already appeared at the beginning of the year in the iPad Pro. And this is a powerful thing for augmented reality - the sensor determines the distance to objects in the frame and allows you to "understand" the room. It also improves the quality of the camera focus in poor lighting.
Finally, you can remove portraits in night shooting mode
This presentation section was shot at night at the Steve Jobs Theater.
More precisely, in its glass part - otherwise how would I understand that there is night?
It looks cool, but how frequent is this case for an ordinary iPhone user? Except to furnish a new apartment or an office
Well, for now - completely infrequent. But when (in the coming years) Apple will present augmented reality points, they will need a map of the world-it can be created by iPhones with lidars.
In Russia, Homepod Mini will not be sold.
Who would doubt
iPhone 12 Pro - from $ 999 (version with 128 gigabytes).
12 Pro Max - from $ 1099.
Pre -order iPhone 12 and 12 Pro - October 16, the start of sales is October 23.
12 Pro Max and 12 Mini will have to wait longer - until November 13th.
Will there be One More Thing?
Judging by the fact that Tim Cook sums up the presentation, no.
Someone has to make a difficult choice: take a new iPhone or a new generation prefix
I wonder how many minutes of the video of cats in 4K 60 frames per second Dolby Vision will climb into the memory of a 128 gigabyte iPhone?
That's all. No smart tags.
Perhaps Apple came up with some cunning video compression algorithm in Dolby Vision!
iPhone 12 and iPhone 12 mini will be sold in Russia from 79,990 and 69,990 rubles, respectively. The start of sales is the same as in countries gifted 5G.
Do not be upset, Sultan. Someday we will still see smart marks and virtual reality glasses that you wait for
Supplemented !! Not virtual !!
Virtual reality glasses are not as cool as supplemented, you understand?
How can you confuse them.
(Sorry)
iPhone 12 Pro and Pro Max - 99 990 and 109 990 rubles.
That's all. Thank you for being with us, read the preview and reviews on Medusa.
Sult, I don’t confuse, I just wait for someone to do something sane with virtual reality glasses! The headphones, by the way, did not show either.
And now so far <3