"Wait, devils, Russians are coming!"

Roscosmos and Channel One throw a “challenge” to Ilon Mask

Roscosmos opened on his website a section with songs to verses by the head of the corporation Dmitry Rogozin. And Ivan Urgant took over this remarkable achievement of the space industry and muffled. “What,” he says, “is the main news of this week?” But this ... twelve compositions, to six of which Dmitry Rogozin wrote to the poems: “Over Russia”, “We’ll Tear the Heaven into Shreds”, “Dancing in Heaven”, “The ship flies over the ground” (as we see, this is a dremer). We have a fragment how Denis Maidanov performs a song about Vostochny’s cosmodrome ... Here are the exact lines: “We don’t know the traffic jams of the deaf Moscow, / We don’t know the hasty-fingers” ... We all thought that the lines would replace “on dusty paths of distant planets / our traces will remain”? These ones".

In the final of his mocking replica, Urgant also Ilona Mask dragged for a red word. Personnel Mask, singing Rogozin’s song about the Vostochny cosmodrome, was not found. They placed the cadre of the dancer mask under the Rogozinsky hit - went perfectly!

Talented, comprehensively gifted people in our establishment are not uncommon. Let us recall the poetess Maria Zakharov, the prose writer and poet Vladislav Surkov, the poet Alexander Bastrykin. And the president himself is not alien to the craving for the beautiful - in rare minutes of rest, he plays on the piano the melody of the song “Where the Homeland begins” from the film “Shield and Sword” from childhood. Now here is Rogozin. He also sings.

More recently (observant spectators remember this), the General Director of Roscosmos received the next scolding from the President for the disruption of the deadlines for approval of new missile and space programs-including Putin, which was announced by Putin two years ago by the Russian expedition to Mars in 2019. "And where is all this?" - the president was perplexed.

It seems that there is no need to expect the lush flowering of apple trees on Mars, as well as our traces on its dusty paths.

But the head of the space department will definitely leave his mark in art. And not only in the song genre.

Channel One and Roscosmos announced a large -scale film project, the shooting of which should be held at the International Space Station in the fall of 2021. The author of the idea is Dmitry Rogozin. He is one of the producers of the future space epic along with Channel Channel Channel Channel Channel Channel Konstantin Ernst.

The name of the project is “Call”. And it’s even clear who is this “challenge”.

The Americans, NASA, and primarily Ilona, ​​SPASEX Mask, which earlier announced plans to remove in space a full -length artistic adventure action movie with Tom Cruise in the title role. Cruz flight to the ISS should take place in the same October 2021 as the flight of our cosmonaut actress on the Russian transport pilot Ship "Soyuz MS".

Yes. They have Tom Cruise (a kind of new Gagarin), and we have Tereshkova, that is, the first girl-woman in the history of the movie with an unknown surname. Last week, Channel One announced a competition for the main female role in the film “Call”. At the first stage, those who wish to take part in the project should record a “self -test” on a given topic. At the second stage (about a month after about a month), the candidate tests will be invited to casting, during which the selection committee will select 30 finalists.

The necessary requirements: citizenship of the Russian Federation, age 25–45 years, height 150–180 cm, weight 50–75 kg, foot length - no more than 29.5 cm, breast girth - up to 112 cm, basic knowledge of the English language.

Those who meet these requirements will accept the training of astronauts to the school, after training in which experts will appreciate their medical indicators and professional skills acquired during training. Candidates, suitable for all parameters, will be enrolled in the School of Cosmonauts, where the training course will take place in three months. And only after all this will be determined by two winners - the performer of the leading role and her understudy.

All stages of the All -Russian casting will be covered in detail on the air of Channel One.

Well then? Another round of space race begins. It is still unknown who will catch up and distilty us-we will be Americans or they, but we will lie in bones to wipe our Mask and Cruz (by the way, Dmitry Lesnevsky, one of the founders of Ren-TV), became another producer of the American film project).

... Last week, Alexei Pivovarov posted on his YouTube channel “Editor” a two-part film “Real Gagarin”, dedicated to the 60th anniversary of the first age of a person into space in April 2021. This is not only a thorough study of Gagarin’s biography with the participation of people who knew him personally, but also a description of those political realities in which the training of the first manned ship was preparing into space.

The main task is the same: overtake America. At any cost. The flight was supposed to take place in December 1960. At this time did not meet. Nikolai Kamanin, head of the department for the preparation and provision of space flights of the General Staff of the Air Force, recalled in diaries: “There are many problems, few tests. The seal is in a hurry. We go with the Americans of the nostril to the nostril. " “All the ship’s systems worked clearly and perfectly,” Gagarin reported, completing the flight. “12 emergency situations were in flight,” says one of the specialists today. And he lists which one of them could lead to which catastrophic consequences. Or here's another detail: the USSR declassified the name of the general designer two days after his death, while the first to the death of Sergey Korolev told the Voice of America.

But we did this and, despite all the risks, launched a person into space, ahead of the Americans. The first astronaut Alan Shepard made a space flight on the Mercury ship just three weeks after Yuri Gagarin. But who remembers the name of the second today? As Korolev said, making a painful choice between two applicants - Gagarin and Titov:

"The first will go down in the history of mankind, the second will be forgotten."

The first movie shot in space awaits the same fate. True, the current head of Roskosmos Rogozin still cannot boast of special achievements in the development of the modern space program, so many are gnawing vague doubts - will the queen and his associates be able to repeat the successes of the Queen and his associates? Rogozin himself is determined: "Wait, devils, Russians are coming!" - How is it in one of his songs.

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Question: At whose expense a banquet (sorry, flight)? -In a situation of the intense struggle for championship in the field of ballet, that is, space cinema, it is somehow inconvenient to set. In case of victory - even more so. The winners are not judged.