The messenger of the era

There are two news: bad and worse

Now you are terribly upset. It would be necessary to somehow prepare you for this news, but what is there to sweeten the pill. We strongly read the message title and try to maintain our composure: "Miass players suffered a second defeat in a row." Yeah! Of course, if you are not rooting for Torpedo from this Ural city, then you will somehow do without a validol. Although the news is still bad. Well the good: 1: 3 from the team from Vologda.

There is another second news from Miass. Maybe she is good and compensates for grief from the first? With hope, take a look at the title. Not a fig to yourself: "In Miasses, places in cemeteries are ending." As they say, who is the last? There, in white slippers, they asked not to be occupied ...

Again, nothing good, although one seventh earthly land at our disposal, and if you can’t establish a normal life on this enviable area, then you can bury everyone on it without crush and stoopers. According to ZNAK, a meeting of deputies of the Miass city district has already decided to initiate the procedure for the allocation of land for burial. True, we note that the deputies are now not up to that. They just carefully bother about the allocation of land - but for a kind of living company that is not averse to building a logistics center in the city center. Yes, the center is in the center, and this confuses the townspeople who do not want to see the growling and smoking trucks with heavy trucks here. Protesting social activists break into meetings of deputies. A sensitive to civil activity, the United Russia faction leaves the hall with a threat to return. Life is seething, and no longer up to cemeteries.

How long has it been a saying: “There are two news: good and bad. Which one to start? " Now at least with which you start - there is no good news. Pessimism deepens, and a well -known example with half empty and half a full glass is clearly outdated.

The balance (fifty to fifty) has moved, and now the optimist says that the theater hall is 25 percent full, and the pessimist is 75 percent empty.

What is the news now number one? Something exploded or collapsed, someone was left without warmth and light, someone was not clear for what was arrested, somewhere there are not enough medicines and hospital beds, and somewhere budget millions were stolen ... Try all this. But the newspaper "number one" is known. The publication with this name comes out in Buryatia, and here is the title of its fresh message: "In Ulan-Ude, new buses with Putin's quotes have nothing to repair."

Another bad news. What are these new buses that already need to be repaired? What can the presidential quotes be in transport? Maybe “and what kind of Russian does not like fast driving”? So it’s not Putin, but Gogol. In addition, in Buryatia, not all Russians, and those, like the Buryats, do not count on fast driving on the bus. If only to get ... And here we must explain something. The news about Ulan-Ude buses is the second in a month. The first, also bad, came out under the heading of "the indignation of the townspeople has no limit." It was reported that just purchased grooves break and leave the routes, each of which cost the city 4 million 741 thousand rubles. But before letting these self -propelled guns on the line, they managed to decorate them on board the inscription: “Buryatia raised hard -to -work, talented, sincere and open people. V.V. Putin ".

What can you say? Let's look for if there is something positive in the bad news. Of course, there is nothing good for passengers that the grooves stop due to breakdowns. But passers -by should be satisfied. Agree, it is difficult for them to read the president’s statement on the building of the bus rushing past. And in a stopped quote, you can read, comprehend, and rewrite it into a notebook. And also go around the bus around and see if there is something from the President’s message to the Federal Assembly or from his speech at the Valdai Forum. True, for this city hall it would be necessary to purchase not grooves, but buses with an accordion.

Once in wild times, a messenger, bringing bad news, chopped off their heads. Pursue this barbaric tradition, the executioners would have to wave with axes for days and refuse to switch to the remote. At the same time, in statistical reports, unfortunate employees of information agencies and news departments, these messengers of our glorious era, would have appeared as dead from appendicitis or from some red lupus.

Still, there are probably good news. But where to look for them? Where, where? In Vologda, where. Remember to whom Miass players lost. The Vologda team. So, the inhabitants of this city received good news. Maybe something else happened to them? Let's take a look at local media messages. "Vologda will be left without skating." Well, this is understandable-because of Covid. The city administration does not want to allow people to accumulate people on rinks. Bad news, but not the most. Throw away the skates. Now it’s not up to them, it is necessary to somehow winter. But here is the second news: “In Vologda, the pipe of the boiler room collapsed on the PZ. 41 thousand people lost warmth. ” PZ is a bearing plant. The pipe was 40-meter, in diameter up to 6 meters, and what happened to it is not entirely clear. Either one of the boilers exploded, or it blown away by the wind. It is reported that 294 residential buildings, 95 administrative buildings and 5 hospitals were left without heating.

It is necessary to finish this text as soon as possible and stop portraying a messenger out of himself, otherwise a man is already approaching an ax. No, he died. Read the news. It was on the Tynda train - Kislovodsk, a drunken passenger behaved badly, and after the comments of the fellow travelers he took an ax from his bag and began to swing it. Okay, the passengers taught by Pandemia habitually pulled away from him to a safe social distance - one and a half meters.