Alexey Roshchin: "Peskov left the post"

“The funny reaction of Peskov to the latest events:“ Mr. mustache ”, he is“ The Voice of the President ”, he is“ a man who says some nonsense all the time, ”he took and canceled two upcoming press conferences, and at the same time ... turned off his phone. That is, figuratively speaking, he“ jumped into the fog, ”writes a social psychologist in “ A living magazine ” .

“Not bad! The reason is more than understandable: the journalists will pester with questions about Feusbeshniki exposed to Navalny, and then whatever you say - it will certainly be“ out of place ”. And to refuse to answer - also not by Komilfo, they will look like“ there is nothing to say, they are to come to the wall. ”Therefore,“ to leave the connection ” - it seems to be a way out.

However, from a different point, it looks literally like skiing by official duties! How is it - "turned off the phone"?! Well, you have the work, you can say, this is its main component: it is now - ec, bell, carry the blizzard, painfully blush, to mash, rude, wag, deny, yell "and prove", repeat the obvious nonsense with the stone expression of the idiot - in a word, to puff in all awkward information situations instead of the chef!

And why else do you need a spokeswoman - to report on the successes of the people, shining with happiness? Like - Rogozin flew to Mars (meets), the national team won the final of the world championship, our vaccine helps not only from Covid, but also from cancer, and even from impotence ... So Putin would tell the people himself (more precisely, he would tell, if there was something).

And Peskov is like that firefighter from the joke: well, everyone is good for work - benefits, premium, wife -beautiful wife, daughter in France, commander’s watch ... "But as a fire - so at least quit!"

Bad. I would go to the thirsty for blood and sensations, I would come up with something. He sang there, splashed - distinguished, in general, attention. I would shout a rooster, would come to the press on skates - "I dragged from my wife, really, beautiful?" Everyone would only write that “Peskov has gone crazy”, “the Russian press secretary after the election of Biden got drunk to the white fever”, a mini-sensation would come out, everyone would be distracted, the Kremlin political scientists would give out the versions of one another ridiculous-that would save the chef, gave him such a necessary respite.

And turn off the phone - this can. He would still leave the note: "Well, you will do something there, Vladimir Vladimirovich - I'm passing." And the signature: "Always your spokesman."

Shame ".