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New Year, salad and Navalny

There is such a boring journalistic stamp: "We woke up in another country." It should happen to some large-scale unusual event, as a particular colleague in his report wakes up, yawns and stretches "in another country."

If! As we woke up for a hundred years in one country, we wake up. Some changes happen, but the country outside the window is the same according to many signs. ONE ONE Once, a man really woke up in another country-this is Alexei Navalny, who, after poisoning at his homeland, woke up in Germany.

This incident became so resonant that at the end of the last year, “poisoning”, perhaps, became one of the most used words.

Indeed, on the FM waves and on the Internet it was flashed: “Poisoning, poisoning, poisoning ...” It sometimes already imagines that the station reproductor notifies passengers and escorters: “There are five minutes left before the train poisoning!”

Still, we have freedom of speech, and even the shy media of many of our cities boldly use it. In Tula, the TSN24 news agency (Tula news service) took up the development of the theme of poisoning. And it did it as timely as, for example, the “Tambov reporter” - that is, for the New Year. If you ask, what does the New Year have to do with it, if you tried to poison Navalny back in August, then they can answer: "What does Navalny have to do with it?" The mentioned media - just like some Kemerovo, Rostov and a number of other publications - have not yet noticed any conflicts with poisoning of the opposition policy, but in good faith they wrote about possible poisoning of civilians at the New Year's table. That is, they advised to wash their hands, vegetables and knives with forks, and the salad in which it was necessary to fall with a clean face in a mask, to store in a ventilated refrigerator.

Well, right. You need to take care of yourself, and others will take care of the poisoning of Navalny. Yes, many are already aware of what happened to this blogger and patient. If even the Tambov reporter did not write anything about it, Tambov is still not deprived of information. Already on the first day, Komsomolskaya Pravda in Tambov, like other regional editions of the Moscow newspaper, reprinted its material and everything that is needed, told Tambov residents under the heading “Navalny fell into a coma. He could be poisoned by rustic moonshine. ”

That is, to drink, apparently, follows urban moonshine. In extreme cases, moonshine from the village of urban type. By the way, regional media were also warned about possible poisoning with dubious alcohol drinks. And what? It often turned out that the matter was not in quality, but in the amount of drunk. So, a man who drank vodka with a good genealogy was delivered to the 7th city hospital of Kazan. He drank three bottles in a row under the fight - as doctors said, a deadly dose. But nothing was pumped out. And he did not have to carry him to the German clinic, and he woke up, like you and I, in the same country.