Babya winter has come

Our anomalies have long seemed to be normal

Spring is when the days become longer and the skirts are shorter.

Spring is when the botanist climbs with conversations about shoots even to the head of the prison.

Spring is when I want to write poetry about love and the first thing to sniff “Spring is not up to sleep”, which previously succeeded in hundreds of alarmed poets.

Already roamed. On the very first calendar day of spring, first residents of Tatarstan, and then, thanks to the Internet, residents of other regions of the country heard a touching children's ensemble of one of the Kazan lyceums: "We are not up to sleep today ... Spring came to us."

Have mercy, what happened? Why not children? How did their spring excited their spring? It turns out - a gift. “She gave it to everyone - our president,” the kids reminded the adult population, and it is true: on March 1, the birthday of the President of Tatarstan Rustam Minnikhanov. And how can you fall asleep when you want to sing: “How many happy guys are! Everyone wants to build their country. We will all live long and the leader of the dear to love ... ". Stop! Sorry, not that quote! These other children pleased another birthday in 1937. The current, of course, are more educated, and their mentors are more purposeful.

Having listed in two verses the personal contribution of the head of the republic to the economy (up to shipbuilding), young lyceum students reached a song climax, after which you can only bow: "IT he develops boldly - Bill Gates could not have so skillfully."

No, after all, children should get enough sleep. Moreover, it is too early for adults to be soak in spring insomnia. Winter is in no hurry to end today. In March, frosts continued, snow drifts on the tracks, and, it seems, we are not observing spring, but a phenomenon, which, by analogy with Babi summer, can be called a woman in winter. And this anomaly does not provide for any short skirts and spring shoots.

Bill Gates has not yet publicly reacted to the performance of the Kazan Lyceum choir, but probably marked in the diary that we should go to Kazan to Rustam Nurgalievich, borrow ideas and get up to experience. It’s a pity, so far not to that. Bill Billych has trouble. He was accused of falling asleep Texas with artificial snow. The local regulars of the Internet at all seriously believe that the abnormal snowfalls in their region were irresponsiblely organized by Gates, proving some of their ideas regarding climate change. There were a video showing that Texas snow does not melt in fire, but only charred. This is interesting. Is it possible to blame our March snowfalls on Gates?

A lot of complaints in cities and towns that snow is not cleaned with utilities. Last Thursday in Novosibirsk, where the snow removed from the roof was not removed in one of the yards, an ambulance that arrived on the call was stuck. Another ambulance rushed to pull it out of the snowdrift. And it would not be worth talking about such an episode that insignificant for our realities, if two days earlier in the same city, but in the other yard they would not pull each other out of snow as many as three ambulances: at first one car stuck, the second hurried to him and also stuck. And already together they waited for the arrival of the third ... Of course, if someone tells how four ambulances or even five cars skidded somewhere in the courtyard, the editors will have to admit that her correspondent is underdeveloped and clinging to the little things.

In the meantime, readers are looking for an example with four doctors, I will give an additional example - with one. And here it is important not the number of axlers, the city is important. This is St. Petersburg, where a resuscitation machine was stuck in one of the yards. Well, this yard episode was only unlucky in time with a series of searches that were produced in companies engaged in road cleaning. The police, one might say, was looking for last year's snow. Rather, the money stolen during its cleaning. As the publication “Moika 78” wrote, “there was almost no snow last winter, but the traces of“ sawing ”9.5 million on cleaning found.” In this regard, it is interesting to assume how much money will be written off here and there for the current abundant snowfall.

In such favorable conditions, snow is sometimes raked with a bulldozer, and the money is rowed with a shovel.

The snow is not removed, and the residents are cunning and trying to force communal workers to work. So, in the village of Solnechnaya Khanty-Mansi Autonomous Okrug, the inhabitants of one of the houses, no longer hoping that they would be cleaned with a house area without coercion, they wrote one bad word in red in red in the snow. Now you will remove the children away, and I will tell you what this word is. All? Are the children removed? Cover the door. So, this word is “Navalny”.

Children did not spy? This is good. They told us that they should not draw them into politics. In the sinking, as in Tatarstan, please. You will also be praised for this, and in politics, even at the level of a snowdrift, in any case.

The trick with the inscription in the snow failed. After a day, when a photo of anti-state inscriptions hit the media, some strict woman came and all this extremism trampled. And the snowdrifts? No need to worry about them. Despite all the weather anomalies, they will someday disappear. Especially in the village called sunny.