Alexey Roshchin: "Direct Way to the Scoop"

"The Mishustin government recently extended" freezing of sugar and sunflower oil prices. "The measure is not just meaningless, but even some kind of absurd. I'm not saying that" price control "is a direct path to the scoop, to the coveted Soviet deficits, queues and" not to give more hands for more than two in one hands. "It has long been clear that citizens who suddenly have loved about this, and this is precisely about this and that and that They dream, and Mishustin just wants to respect them, as in the old Soviet film, where Arkady Raikin splashes from a teapot to the causal place of an elderly neighbor in training, saying “Remember the Golden childhood,” writes a social psychologist in a “living magazine” .

“They will remember! But it is incomprehensible differently - why, if“ price control ”, then these two goods are allocated? After all, everything is getting more expensive in the country, there is creeping inflation. I am raising the headlines from the news:“ The expert called the four reasons for the rise in price of poultry meat ”;" In the "Rossprodsoyuz" explained the rise in price of eggs "; Third " - well, etc. Why are only butter and sugar out of the thousands of names, from thousands of items, what kind of selectivity?

Unknown. It seems that this is some kind of such imitation, “the Sislibs in the government resist”: on the one hand, the security forces that are close to portray “care for the people”, and by concern we people understand either the distribution of money, or controlling prices; And the Sislibs are no longer so strong as to just send illiterate security forces to the erotic foot - so they at random chose two goods in a sacrifice in order to “control” and get rid of it. That is, the Sislibs are curved, but they are trying to get rid of "low blood".

In vain, of course. Let the country fly to Tartarara, let there be control of all prices! The hedgehog is clear that after that Venezuela will come very quickly - that is, the transition to the “black market” of all goods, empty shelves and all other charms of the sash, and it will be very difficult to get out of this state; But if the people want - what to resist, cut off the tail in parts?

The oil, by the way, is already gone. I am surprised at myself, theorist: after all, I understood everything - but I could not believe my eyes for a long time, I could not fold two and two. I didn’t think that it would be so simple: there was oil - and that's it, goodbye ...

The fact is that in recent years I have been addicted to buy a special such "sunflower oil for salads", unrefined, such as "elite", in bottles of 250-300 grams. It, of course, was in terms of the expensive one - but under the gas station in a salad or in a boiled potato went very well, mmm mm! Summer taste!

And then once again the bottles ended, since the beginning of March I was looking for in the "Crossroads" - no! Ordinary bottles are standing, small - no. I decided that "probably, in the" intersection "stopped buying, optimizers!" Then he searched for a “tape” in the soup: also a bunch of bottles with ordinary oil, “mine” - no. Again, I did not suspect anything, I decided that the "tape" is too plebeian store, "they do not sell such good oil." Davecha went to Bill, again remembered his favorite oil, found racks with sunflower oil, ordinary dofig, olive in any packaging - “my” sunflower and there is no!

And only when I did not find my oil in the third network - I finally began to suspect something. And then I guessed - Ba! So it just disappeared! Because under their "frozen price", "not higher than 110 rubles per liter", is not suitable!

That's how it is all simple, it turns out. There was oil - and no. "Remember childhood golden."

I remembered. "