Metropolitan Natasha

When you get to Moscow from the village and suddenly go to the Literary Institute, you immediately inflate from importance. Where is that village now, it is not on your map, but there is only Moscow, the capital of smart and famous.

Even when I went to the studio in the studio to the writer Viktor Potievsky, I hinted that I want to enter the liter. He cut off the height of the Moscow writer: do not even think, there is a continuous blat - you won’t act.

And I took and did.

She returned triumphantly to the village and really want to meet with the master: to stand out a little, to mention so much about 15 times that she did without Blat, contrary to his forecasts.

I call him and report an artificially calm voice: I acted. “Wow,” Potievsky sincerely surprises, “I am very happy and proud, you are well done.”

We agree on a meeting. And then for a long time we walk around the Park "Yamka", where he asks about entrance exams, about the writers who gained the course this year. I seem to be just like that, but in fact, a little down, inflating the surnames of the classics from the importance of the cheek, who also teach literary skills in Lita.

While I passed the exams there, I managed to hear so many smart words on the abyt, to find out so much new things that I did not wait for my sudden scholarship in practice to apply.

And here we are talking about different nationalities.

The Literary Institute is an international university, writers from all over the world are studying. Here we are to talk about foreigners, about Vietnamese classmates, about the Karakalpak translation, about all the diversity of the world in one small educational institution.

But just talking about the friendship of peoples is not enough for me. And somehow in a bustle, or something. It is necessary to show the vocabulary. And so, I, inflated in all directions from the importance, tell an experienced 50-year-old writer, eminent and seen species, who knows more words in any way:

- You know, I am by nature a metropolitan. I don't care what a person of nationality.

Here Viktor Alexandrovich does not stand and laughs.

- Cosmopolitan, Natasha, cosmopolitan.

Every time I want to puff my cheeks and show that I know everything in the world, I remember Metropolitan Natasha and begin to laugh at what kind of people are boastful, they will only learn a smart word, as they immediately try to show him in three treatises and in one report.

Over the years, I understand the easier you say, the cleaner the thought is.

As a metropolitan words of the Central Russian, I bless you for sarcasm, humor and irony in any proportions.

Take daily three times a day before and after prayer.

And it is possible instead.

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