Bessporno

Officials offer to divide pornography into legal and illegal. Comments Dmitry Bykov

What is good is good. The most stubborn oppositionist will not criticize a serious, fruitful initiative. The main radio frequency center, subordinate to Roskomnadzor, made the idea to divide all pornography into legal and illegal. The illegal section will get children's porn and the scenes associated with violence. In the category of legal - “naturalistic images or descriptions of the genital organs of an adult person and/or sexual intercourse or a sexual act comparable to sexual intercourse”.

I will not find fault with the definitions, because, from my point of view, the current show on federal channels and some patriotic streams are quite comparable to the sexual intercourse of an unequivocally sexual nature aimed at the spectator's brain. We will never agree on definitions. Let's focus on the useful consequences of this legislative initiative. From now on, it will be possible to watch legal porn through public services by registering and proving your age. A special pleasure lies in the fact that public services will now clearly know who is watching porn, and from time to time to remind the citizen about this, as an insurance of OSAGO: such and such a number you watched porn; Something you have not watched porn for a long time; If you do not look at porn today, your account will be canceled ... If you don’t remind our person in time, he will not take out the garbage and forget to masterate.

But the main thing is that regulated access to a porn site will allow the state to motivate a citizen to a lot of useful actions.

You can transport it to legal porn site not immediately after registration, but after a few more filters: did the vaccine? Certificate number, please! Did you pay taxes? Declaration number. There are no debts on rent? I do not see links! After the complete repayment of all the traffic police fines, you can go to the next site, and our viewer did not have time to tune in an elevated way, like a bam! - "International Pylorama." Or "Rush Tuei." Or “Sunday evening”, but you never know - we have this good box, and it seems that people are all more reluctant to engage in this copophagia, but here they simply will not have a choice. We are not animals, political preparation will continue no more than an hour, and then - self -wound for health, resuming access every half an hour. In principle, it is possible to combine by preparing several legal porn sites, where the video of the video will be the most erotic, and the sound is the most state: thereby the person will have a persistent one, sorry for the expression, and the right association. I would call it the program “Throw ***-Watch certified porn!”, In abbreviated “Bessporno”. This is also frivolous, and stately, and uncompromisingly.

You ask: what if after an hour of state sawmill the viewer disappears all desire? Firstly, the good will not disappear, and the bad does not deserve porn. Secondly, the reverse association will be more likely: the State Propaganda will begin to cause erotic associations among the citizen, it will be excited at the sight of federal TV presenters, and over time to experience complete satisfaction when they appear.

Who said, in the end, that Russian federal television is worse than pornography?

Yes, it is in many respects pornographic, and is it bad if patriotism causes a slight sexual excitement, the desire to surrender to the dominant discourse, relax and enjoy?

The last objection remains: not everyone is watching porn. But this is fixable. In a society of total control, to which we are rapidly moving, watching state porn should become mandatory. In free societies, everything that is not prohibited is allowed, and in moral and patriotic everything permitted is necessarily. Admission to the Internet - or at least for public services - should only be opened to those who are watched for a month for at least ten hours, of which about seven hours will be propaganda pornography, and three - physiological. And if after that a demographic boom does not come in the country, then I really do not know what you need. However, an option is possible in which half of the population will simply abandon the Internet, limiting himself to personal sexual practice. But what prevents us from selling condoms or Viagra only to those who will present a certificate from public services to view ten hours?

And over time, you can let bread go through the same coupons.