Explosive disorder

The closest ally of Russia Lukashenko finally lost its connection with reality: now his enemies are “terrorists” with chainsaws and drones with “explosives in kanistra”

From the very beginning it was clear that something was wrong with the Belarusian terrorists. They are planted in whole groups, and then all sorts of oddities begin.

• It is among the arrested that the elderly woman Galina Derbysh turns out to be the word “terrorist attack” only in the news and which the prison warders, baking down over the absurdity of the situation, are called “Our Grandmother-Terrorist”.

• It is revealed a loud terrorist attack, the defendant of which at night put a home-made explosive into a garbage tank somewhere behind garages.

• The conspirators plan to take Lukashenko somewhere to the cellar in the Gomel region, and the Kagabashniks take him there with the excursion: here, look, Alexander Grigoryevich, where you should have spent the rest of the days, if not for our valor.

But on Friday, even if it was not the thirteenth, everything finally fell into place.

At the solemn meeting on July 2, on the occasion of Independence Day, Alexander Lukashenko informed officials and viewers that in Belarus, it was on this day that a large -scale anti -terrorist operation was over. Now the solitaire has come down, and the puzzle has developed. Citizens of Belarus are detained, and the issues of those who are not in Belarus will seek:

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Alexander Lukashenko - about the "evidence" of the involvement of "international curators" in the preparation of "terrorist attacks" in Belarus

“All facts are documented, and we will prove their guilt. There is no need to prove there: they themselves will tell them about it. And you will see their true face: Germans, and Americans, and Poles, and Lithuanians. ”

It turns out that for many years in Belarus there have been secret groups of terrorists:

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Alexander Lukashenko - about the "terrorists", who are preparing "Western curators" in Belarus.

“Today, the created sleeping terrorist cells, the so -called self -defense units are opened. The purpose of these cells is a violent change in power on the X Day. They themselves do not yet know what the X is in the day: our people need to be brought to him. ”

But in addition to the need to bring people, you also need to give up the weapons. So, weapons in large quantities for the still peacefully sleeping terrorist cells come from Ukraine. And Lukashenko, on the move, without looking up from the solemn speech, ordered to completely block the border with Ukraine. True, the word “block” is some incomprehensible to the border guards. And for citizens too. So far, as follows from the official commentary of the Border Committee of Belarus, the security of the border with Ukraine is conducted in enhanced mode. Probably, border guards are waiting for the following solemn meetings with speeches in order to understand what exactly is required of them.

Weapons are coming from Ukraine, and on the border with Lithuania a week ago, according to Lukashenko, the drone was intercepted.

A canister with explosives, which was neutralized, was added to the drone. Yes, it is a canister. Soon, Lukashenko promised, this episode will be published.

This means that if you are lucky, they will tell us what kind of explosives it is such that they are carried in cans (and probably poured there through a plastic tube at gas stations).

But the border with Lithuania is not yet blocked and not strengthened - it is better to do the opposite: to weaken the guards as much as possible so that hundreds of illegal immigrants from the Middle East continue to safely go into Lithuania through holes in the Belarusian border, forcing the Lithuanian authorities to introduce an emergency regime.

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Alexander Lukashenko-about refugees on the Belarusian-Lithuanian border, poured into Lithuania

“I honestly said that we will no longer hold those whom you spread rot in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq. We have no money or strength as a result of your sanctions, ”Lithuania Lukashenko honestly threatened. - And, you see, no one knows what is happening in Lithuania and on the border, this is just a fact. You can call these facts a lot, but I will say one thing: I ordered that all these episodes be set out in a concrete way in the media, and instruct the law enforcement agencies to produce, roughly speaking, by cleansing throughout the country. They crossed the line. We cannot forgive them. ”

The organizers of sleeping terrorist cells and the coordinators of future terrorist attacks were Poland, Lithuania, Ukraine, the USA and Germany. They also created a telegram chat “Self-Defense Units of Belarus”, in which there were 2500 participants. So, the owner of the chat is a German citizen, and the administrator is a Russian citizen, Lukashenko said. But Russia, apparently, did not create sleeping cells, because he told Vladimir Putin about everything, and he approved "stripping throughout the country." Moreover, the sleeping terrorists, according to Lukashenko, planned at the same time to blow up the radar station in Vileyka (the communications center of the Russian Navy located on the Belarusian territory) - probably the same canyast from the Lithuanian drone.

In addition to the destruction of the radar station in Vileika, the terrorists were going to kill the propagandist of the STV channel Grigory Azaren. Azarens - one might say, the labor dynasty of Belarusian propaganda. The eldest-Yuri Azarenok-became known in the late 90s because he stained the first propaganda film “Hatred. Children of Lies ”about“ Malady Front ”. Then he received a slap in the face from Nikolai Statkevich, who is now judged for mass riots, and in 2007 - even from Philip Kirkorov. The excitement then, as a large television boss, headed the Belarusian delegation at Eurovision - well, he fell under the arm of Kirkorov. And soon disappeared from the bosses and generally from the references.

And last year, his son Grigory Azarok appeared on the television screen.

Where is the father with his "children of lies"! The son admires the quotes of Goebbels, calls Belarusians rats from the screen, and Lukashenko - a genius and mounts images of opposition with gallows.

So, on the night of the solemn meeting, Azaren was about to kill the sleeping terrorist cells. And cut off his tongue - so Lukashenko said:

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Alexander Lukashenko - about the plans to “cut off the tongue” to the journalist of the odious state

“It happened last night. The goal (I quote) - immobilize, capture, throw into the trunk. Take into the forest to the most remote place, cut off the tongue. Take scissors to do it yourself. If he doesn’t do it himself - the one who was hired for ten thousand dollars (the money was transferred) had to carry out this operation, shoot on the camera and put it on the Internet. If it doesn’t work out, kill. ”

The gambling, according to Lukashenko, decided to participate in an anti -terrorist operation, joined the battle and fought like a lion:

“It was dangerous. But he, like a real man, went. And surprisingly, he was the first to go to him (and he knew that he was armed) began a fight. He threw him and began to fight him. ”

It is difficult to understand who threw someone from the pile of pronouns, but judging by the solemn intonation, the gambling fell. They arrested everyone except Merkel.

This is also Lukashenko said:

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Alexander Lukashenko - about the intention to “make claims” to the German chancellor

“After today's completion of the counterintelligence measures, we are no longer any Haiko Maas, the German Foreign Minister, we are presented with a claim, but to the chancellor himself and some of the leadership of Germany. About that later. "

If the “some kind of” Haiko Maas is a too small figure in the organization of Belarusian terrorist cells, it means that it is like Merkel who oversees them.

And this is how everything turned out to be interconnected.

• The Azaren murder pistol , as Lukashenko said, was brought from Ukraine (now it is clear why to block the border).

• They hid a pistol in a cache in the Gomel region (this, apparently, was the same cellar, where the conspirators, captured in the spring in Moscow, planned to put Lukashenko to plant).

• The drone with the canystra was captured on the Lithuanian border.

• And Merkel led the entire operation, which will be presented with state claims. Then we will see the true face of the Poles, Germans, Lithuanians and Americans.

And finally, the most important thing. Lukashenko said that as a result of an anti -terrorist operation

The special services managed to find out: the goal of the terrorists was to destroy a large number of forestry equipment in the forestry. He also reported to Putin about this.

It is curious, by the way, to observe how Alexander Lukashenko gradually draws Vladimir Putin into his own world. The world in which sleeping terrorists destroy Harvesters, forwarders and chainsaws somewhere in the Belovezhskaya Pushcha, simultaneously transporting the explosives for the radar in the canister on the drone and equipping the cellar in the Gomel region, and leads all this Merkel through destructive telegram channels. Putin reacts silently, allowing the press secretary and the ambassador in Minsk to say seriously: “Russia will support an ally,” and just as silently plunges into the very cellar. Only from it, as a rule, they are no longer selected.

Or maybe everything is much easier? It is on July 2 that World Flying Plates Day are celebrated. Perhaps it was just the aliens who began to celebrate from the night and launched fun gas. Hence both the cellar and the canister (maybe it was tied precisely to the flying saucer, the erroneously accepted Belarusian air defense for the drone?), And the cut -off language of the propagandist, and a logging technique saved from terrorists. I propose to make a worldwide day of flying plates with a common holiday of the Union State.