Redogram from the CIA archive

Deep underground in a room with armored walls of several elderly men.
Main: Well, come on, Andreich, we listen to you.
Andreich: We learned very terrible things, brothers. The Americans, together with these, used to call them@ladies - sorry, Moiseevich - and now I don’t know what to call, they decided to exterminate us. They sprayed a special substance over our country, graphene, in a scientific, with a virus. They sprayed from the space, for this and the hole in the ISS drilled - and everyone thought, why? But it would be okay, all the same, we’ll let it go and get into paradise. They made worse - mixed into our vaccine produced by these, which used to be called, liquid chips to control the person on the radio. And now, only a person will make a vaccine, immediately begins to see everything wrongly how the Americans are ordered - and injustice, they say, and falsification. Directly from the voice of the patient of the Berlin clinic sings.
Chief: do you have everything? Mikhalych, do you want to add?
Mikhalych: So for sure. They also inserted into the so -called social networks - now, tell me, the brothers, to what these social networks to us, lived without them, with the fishing and grief - a special invisible frame. As a person looks at him, so does not want to vote correctly. And no matter how much he explains how life improves, no matter how much read the article about Ukraine aloud, does not believe. They have eighteen laboratories work on these personnel.
Sergeyich: That's it! They, brothers, want to lime the king! Developed - with the participation of our defectors! - A special gas that kills only those who have special, our genes. They want in the immediate negotiations where our king will be, to pump him into the room. To them all who are without the right genes, at least henna, and our king is scary to say!
Petrovich: And they also want to deprive us of our memory, so that we all forget - where we live, with whom we live, so that they do not recognize each other. And so that they decide that we are not Russians at all, but the Americans. To do this, they inscribed in our history textbooks that there was no Kulikovo battle, that Alexander Nevsky was a Tatar khan, and they write about this about Comrade Stalin that I can’t repeat it. And all this should teach our children, and then take it in exams. And they prepared their agents in secret camps and introduced into all our TVs.
Ivanovich: I will tell you more, brothers, I’ll tell you. The earth will fly into the heavenly axis. On Wednesday. Last times are coming!
It was a fragment of the meeting of the Security Council of one great country.

Illustration: Political caricature of the USSR of the Cold War .