Dizziness from armor

Our life seems to be peaceful, but even an artificial skeleton is a combat

There is a little joy: exoskeleton, equipped with electric motors, was created by domestic scientists and designers. For what? Why is it necessary! This skeleton is called combat, it can enter the equipment of the soldier and, in which case, will fall for us with bones.

No, not quite. There are no bones in this design. There is something that is worn on a soldier ... I can’t explain, because I myself do not quite understand. Therefore, I will give a paragraph from the message of RIA Novosti, understand for yourself: “The latest exoskeleton works in two modes. In active mode, the physical capabilities of a person are strengthened by servo drives - harmless electric motors operating from batteries. The regime is turned on when the soldier moves over rough terrain or mountains. In passive mode, the exoskeleton is designed to move along a horizontal surface with a load. ”

Well, good. If only not with the “cargo-200”. After all, as it turned out, the samples of exoskeletons have already been used by our military in Syria. Only those skeletons were “passive”, even without engines, and increased the physical capabilities of the soldier at the expense of mechanics.

In general, if future archaeologists after a few thousand years will dig exoskeleton in the helmet, they will think that before the land was inhabited by some soldiers.

But in civilian life, this energetic skeleton would also have an application. He would not interfere with the loader, to the miner or janitor. Or even a gateway. It’s hard to watch how the guy tear off the bar from the floor, and then he threw herself on this new product with motorcels-and pull it. Then he and the entire heavy athletics federation, of course, would disqualified, but we would not get used to this. Our gatemers have already missed a couple of large championships.

It would be nice to provide exoskeletons with stores for the newlyweds - the grooms could have been interested. You will not take out any bride out of the registry office in your hands, they are also large. And another man for life three or four times takes brides from the registry office. With age, he himself barely holds on his feet, but there. With an exoskeleton, on top of a stitched costume, even such a newlyweds would not drop either the bride or male dignity.

You also have to take care of the government. I remember that something continuously lifted and could not raise in any way. Oh yes, the standard of living of the population! Therefore, all ministers - along the skeleton in the service cabinet!

As for the standard of living, you need not to worry about all the inhabitants of the country. For some, it is already such that an exoskeleton would be useful to them again. I read a hundred times about a search of the famous ex-colonel of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Zakharchenko. For five years have passed, he was sent to the colony, and a new business was excited ... But I'm not talking about that. I could not imagine the billions seized from him (how many cubic meters or, as the military say, in the linear meters?), Until recently I came across understandable information: packs and bundles of these bills, if they are folded together, will weigh 1.2 tons.

Will you move such labor savings from a place? But how many more officials of different ranks only with the help of their sometimes flabby muscles are tossing with such money!

But let's stay closer to the people with ideas. Ordinary people living in villages and towns are more necessary than anyone. What to say: thousands of our settlements are not gasified and do not have a water supply. Sometimes information from these places looks even more incredible than our intentions on the development of space. You read the posts of messages and find out your own country, which you can’t confuse with any other: “In the Belgorod district, people have been sitting without water for two years if there is a water supply” or “Will the village die without gas? A gas pipeline is dismantled in the Elovka area. ” That is, in one place there is a water supply system, but there is no water, and in another there is a gas pipeline, but there is no gas. In the first case, this is the village of Streletskoye, not far from Belgorod - two years ago they laid the water supply, but they did not let water, because the pipes turned out to be the wrong diameter. In the second - this is the village of Elovka, the Sverdlovsk region - the pipes along which the gas used to go to the boiler room of the local bankrupt enterprise, it seems, in order to pass into scrap metal. But earlier people were promised that the village would also be connected to these pipes. Residents of two named settlements will wear water on the rockers for a long time and cut-cut firewood for the winter.

Will there be hundreds in the country two or three exoskeletons from the army to facilitate the physical work of rural residents?

There is no. We have all the best - military. In the defense sphere, we can do something and always find than to brag. And it’s already tired of the joke: no matter what we do, Kalashnikov’s automatic is obtained. Moreover, the Kalashnikov assault rifle also does not always work. About 25 years ago, being in the capital of gunsmiths - in Izhevsk, I came across a journalistic sensation: another Kalashnikov constructed another machine! Yes, the local engineer, the namesake of the great Mikhail Timofeevich, created the machine for modeling dumplings. I went to the enterprise, they showed me a prototype - this dream of housewives, this is the future decoration of kitchens around the world. True, dumplings were not treated, but I disinterestedly wrote about the invention in the newspaper. Since then, about that machine gun and that designer has not heard anything else. The world brand did not work, but a pity. Well, you know, probably, in some countries that have achieved independence with the Kalashnikov assault rifle, the image of this weapon is fixed on the coat of arms and flags. Dumplings, play a role in history, would hardly decorate someone's state symbolism. It doesn’t look so beautiful. But the steaming Russian dumplings on the fork ... That's it! Lunch break!