Srach and hatred - free

In Krasnoyarsk, they are looking for a lister of a mat on a special line. Religion and vodka, irony and humility - so we will win

A person needs to be listened to. Sometimes desperately. In Krasnoyarsk, they are urgently looking for a lister of a mat for 40 thousand rubles per month. The vacancy is published on Avito and in social networks. Work-on the phone, on the stress line “Naori for free!” Opened at the end of September.

The vacancy was posted by the head of the training center Olga Bondar requirements for applicants: psychological education, analytical mindset, "you will have to listen to the mat and even play along in the conversation so that a person can speak out and improve the mood."

The dynamics of the labor market is an accurate evidence of changes in the country and the world. Where, say, those cuckoo (street dispatchers), the pride of our gene pool, that in the forty -degree frost from half past year and until the evening they showed the fingers of the drives of buses, how many minutes they were divided with competitors (did this profession receive in such linear cities as Krasnoyarsk)? Where are the racketeers and shuttles? They retired, and they have no shift.

The chaos, at first glance, is retreating, life is humanized, and now in Krasnoyarsk they are looking for a raven repeller on a golf floor (for 50 thousand to launch air snakes and look for balls stolen by birds), then-a person who will listen to screams, growls, mat. Examples of such calls by the employer are :

Typically, taboo vocabulary runs out in a couple of minutes, then there are simply complaints about life, and in the end, also gratitude for listening.

We must wait for the wiper of tears and snot. However, these sentences, formulated a little differently, are already there. Along with this, one cannot help but also mention the steady increase in the popularity of shooting hours and all kinds of fun like beating the scarecrow of bosses.

Bondar says that she opened a free line for sales and realtors managers. “Express everything you think, even obscenities, and it will become easier for you. It is fast, free, helps to speak out and continue to work or live. Imagine that you call the boss, colleague or client who infuriates you - remove emotional stress and feel a surge of strength! The duration of a free anti-stress sean is up to 10 minutes. ” If not helped, you can come to a personal reception by appointment and is already paid. They can call (and call), of course, not only realtors and sellers.

The psychologist states that there is nowhere to express the accumulated negative: you won’t eat on the boss, it seems like it is also indecent for home. All this leads to psychosomatic diseases, and the method of removing stress proposed by it quickly gains popularity in Krasnoyarsk - every day it comes up to 50 calls, and it itself does not have time to listen to everyone, so the casting announced.

Life has always been the cause of neurosis, and modern and completely incompatible with the original person, with instincts. And what? Change not life, but its attitude towards it, otherwise psychosomatics will devour. Irony and humility. Call the free line, cross the cereal, click the seed. And there are traditional technologies for social anesthesia: religion and vodka. And - all on the drum. Do what you want with these people.

The Krasnoyarsk brewers, for example, welded a new variety of beer and called it “Black Sky” - in honor of the permanent smog over the city. An excellent product is black, dense, strong. And the townspeople directly wrote on the instagram to the Governor of the USU: "If we do not have the opportunity to breathe freely, we need to learn to live with the Black sky." And they suggested prohibiting the leaders of kindergartens and school students into air during periods of adverse weather conditions (NMU, he is also the regime of black sky or calm). Earlier, Rospotrebnadzor and the regional Ministry of Health, at the initiative of Rusala (the main air pollutant of Krasnoyarsk and the main beneficiary of Solo), developed special nutrition for kindergartens - in order to "increase the adaptation potential for chemical pollution for Krasnoyarsk." That is, the plant is not closed, but children are taught to breathe with emissions. This is not called capitulance, this is sobriety. Not a struggle for clean air, but management of chemical risks. And it does not consist of minimizing these risks, but in adaptation to them of the people. This is a trend, it can be projected on almost all aspects of today's Russian life.

Do not solve the problem, but do yourself. Do not go stamped, do not bubble (in a boiling pan). Calm down. You can’t change anything outside. Yes, there is nothing there. Let the steam.

Everything seems to be true: if evil takes, then it is like mercury, in the body accumulates, you need to splash out. But this is the prevention of struggle and solving problems. Prevention of freedom and responsibility. "The rabbit was very educated." But the thing is that this is exactly about the rabbit and his life.

Subjective idealism was born in the West, and wins with us, despite the many years of Marxism-Leninism and the education of conquerors and converters of nature. These generations are leaving. And the future is fine: where there is no resistance, violence is not required.