Ozifed love

How many good girls! And there are not enough programmers for them

What kind of, they would invite me to the town of Innopolis (this is near Kazan) to the forum about digital transformation, and I would have been there a fool there. And I would not understand in the speeches of the speakers a single phrase. No, one would understand. The Minister of Digital Development, Communications and Mass Communications of the Russian Federation Maksut Shadaev on one issue was quite understandable. “They say that the girls used to marry a banker, and today - for a programmer!” He said. And for people like me, explained: "The salaries of programmers are growing with a swift pace ..."

As for the girls, Maksut Igorevich, perhaps, joked (worse, if he joked about salaries). In response, we also joke a little. We will object that our girls love when they read Pasternak’s poems under the moon and sing Rimsky-Korsakov’s romances under the guitar, and they are usually not at all interested in the salaries of boyfriends. And only some of them in exceptional cases demonstrate strategic thinking and the ability to manage financial risks.

And if you do not mind? If you agree with the version of the minister? Then we note that the bankers in the cylinders and in tailcoat with butterflies are now in vain in trams to girls who dream about programmers. Those when the bankers appear in the cabin directly jump out of it, without reaching their stop. We add that especially entrepreneurial girls learned to recognize in the crowd of hereditary programmers those who have fathers, grandfathers, and even great -grandfathers were programmers.

We are carried away by variations on the topic, and suddenly love is already digitized. Then the problem.

It is clear, no matter how IT-technologies develop, no matter how often the forums would be convened and, like in Innopolis, IT riddles with the name “digital breakthrough”, programmers in the country will still be less than girls. And even vice versa: there will be more girls than programmers. And what about the girls to do? To be built with a wedge and take the premises with an attack, where did any IT-school arrange a boyfriend?

Many of the unfortunate girls will have to look around and see if there are no representatives of other worthy professions nearby. They to help - the “rating of wages of wages” , published at the end of the summer of RIA Novosti. When looking at the table, it will become clear that

It would be nice for girls to be good to stay closer to pharmacists or mineral miners. Those who mines useless fossils are better to bypass.

On the leeward side (so that they do not even feel the smell of spirits), it is desirable to bypass potential grooms engaged in the furniture industry. With a salary of 20 to 40 thousand, a husband is needed in the house only for furniture. Of the fewer furniture, only those who have found use in the textile industry earn. In addition to matter, which on their machines, you can’t get anything material from such husbands.

The salary, like love, has no clear landmarks. To the question: "What do you need for happiness?" - Neither here nor there is a certain answer. The Superjob Search Service conducts research from time to time, trying to find out how much money needs money for happiness. People hesitate. Not everyone can answer definitely, like Shura Balaganov once: "Six thousand four hundred rubles." But still, it was possible to find out that the inhabitants of Krasnoyarsk for happiness today need 183 thousand a month. Even in May, they could bring 175 thousand into a state of bliss, but since then prices rose, or requests.

Of the entire study, we take only Krasnoyarsk, because there was a reference point there, and rather reliable. The current question has recently arose on the shores of the Yenisei: "How much should the mayor of Krasnoyarsk receive?" It appeared, apparently, because the city sounded in the city of the unbearable laughter of the population. From time to time, some visiting was interested in: "What are you laughing at?" And passers -by explained to him: "The salary of the mayor of 250 thousand is funny!"

Not otherwise, having listened to the townspeople, the deputies of the City Council with such an argument: "The salary of the mayor of 250 thousand is funny!" - They increased the salary of the mayor Sergei Yeremin to 300 thousand per month. After that, the laughter seems to be a verse, only individual giggles are heard in the city-probably, and 300 thousand seem to be funny money to someone.

You never know someone’s salary seems funny. It is important how this salary looks in the eyes of its owner. Does it seem funny to him, it depends on his sense of humor. And a sense of humor - here we will return to the girls who dream of marriage - the quality that girls are usually noted as almost the main thing when evaluating a man. Until recently, bankers stood out in terms of humor. And now they are overshadowed by wealthy ITSHNIKS. One can imagine how even some Enicheychik or a form-wrapped man grinds ... No, it doesn’t make it ... It’s more correct to say: the mouth of some mayor who has only 4 kilobax salaries.