Beasts in knockout

Winter. While nature was asleep, she was appointed guard Valuev

From this news, the bears in the forest came out of the winter hibernation, and the hares almost crumbled in surprise. The woodpeckers first decided that it was a fake, and knocked on a tree. But the news did not bring forty on the tail. Here is what the state media reported: the State Duma deputy Nikolai Valuev headed the Expert Council for specially protected natural territories under the Ministry of Natural Resources of the Russian Federation. That is, the former worldwide boxing champion in a new position will be guarded by wolves, foxes, wild boots and other people's beaver.

Beaver took the news especially nervously. The old people (and the beavers live on average about 14 years) remember that in the spring of 2013, Valuev at the wrong time hunted them in the Arkhangelsk region. He even posted on his twitter photographs in which, among his prey, in addition to the bear, was their gullible relative, naively believed that since the hunting season was not open, then his immunity is no worse than that of the deputy.

Moreover, Nikolai Valuev is known as the co -author of the law on a voluntary hunt, which was adopted with the scandal, which allows you to kill animals in the fenced (as a ring) territory at any time. That law practically equalized the wildness of animals and hunters, if not taken into account that animals can be tamed, and hunters could hardly.

The only good argument in favor of the fact that the responsible post in the Council was entrusted with Nikolai Valuev is the fact that the other suitable for this is Valery Rashkin is now a little busy.

In the framework of the criminal case, he testifies to the investigator, recalling his fearless hunt for the moose, which he amazed the whole country.

Maybe we understand something wrong? What are specially protected natural territories? In Russia there are a number of specially protected (primarily from journalists) territories. For example, the one is not far from Gelendzhik. But, firstly, it is not fully natural, and secondly, they will not trust even boxing champions such territories.

Still specially protected areas include high bosses. Although they are tall, suddenly someone alien will try to reach them and take a leading chair. Nothing will come out, the deck of the appointment of the appointment is the same. And, as they say, do not spit in the deck.

No, our measurements with whom we approach the appointments and nominees are naive and meaningless. And let's not be surprised if, for example, the vice-speaker of the State Duma of Peter Tolstoy, who expressed the advisability of expanding Russia to the borders of the empire, will be appointed ambassador to Finland. And the head of Roscosmos Dmitry Rogozin, with generous state financing, will be instructed to lead the filming group of the adventure film “Dunno on the Moon”.

Well, as for the natural territories, it turns out that they include objects of living and inanimate nature. This is before they are taken under guard. Further in our conditions, the first category often replenishes the second.