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Explosions in Ukraine shake the safe of our oligarchs

Now we will compose a cool (and strictly speaking, awesome) news right here and immediately refute it. Why compose? Well, do not wait for when it actually happens. Why refute? Well, do not wait when ...

In general, the news: a group of the richest Russians filed a notification to the Moscow City Hall about the anti -war march. The organizers expect that 23 people will take part in the event.

How do you like such a chip? Now let's clarify. Timchenko, Michelson, Mordashov ... Yes, 23. Two with a small dozen indifferent citizens intend to express dissatisfaction with foreign policy and some actions of the Russian leadership, and it is easy to understand them. According to Bloomberg, which was widespread by many of our media, due to the aggravation of the situation in Ukraine (even before the start of military operations), the assets of 23 inhabitants of Russia decreased by $ 32 billion. It would not be a confront: not 32 people lost 23 billion (because of this, they should not have written slogans on cardboard with a felt-tip pen and climb under the battles of riot police), and 23 people-32 billion (which, of course, is another matter, and the victims should at least stand up for themselves in the picket).

It was reported that a certain Gennady Timchenko suffered the greatest losses, who works somewhere in the field of energy and transport. Its damage amounted to 6.47 billion dollars. Here at least work overtime, at least take work at the house, at least buy lottery tickets - you can’t compensate for such losses for six months.

Moreover, the news came that the UK was severely introduced against Timchenko (along with our two other workers-Boris and Igor Rotenberg) some sanctions. As they say, restrictions. Either their assets will be frozen, or because of this unfortunate Ukraine they will be banned to order a Kiev cutlet in restaurants.

Well, where, after that, the oligarchs battered fate? On the street and square! In extreme cases, on the sidewalk. It’s after all that democracy, and not only for a common people. To sew at least the quarter with the posters “We weren’t there!”, Shout for the courage: “Dynamo” (Kyiv) - champion! ” - And with a clear civil conscience - in a car zakak.

Perhaps the president will see on TV in the news program the dispersal of this protest campaign and asks: “And who are they? Are there any extremists? " “Well, what are you, Vladimir Vladimirovich,” the assistants will explain to him, “these are law -abiding citizens.” Gennady Nikolaevich, Alexey Alexandrovich, Leonid Viktorovich ... protest against hostilities. Demand negotiations and withdrawal of troops. Of course, they have the right, but riot police, as usual, got excited. You see, the two in the stolen climbs rudely drag someone on the asphalt ... ”-“ Wow, ”the president will be surprised,“ like familiar comrades, but did not admit. ” - "They will be rich!" -one of the assistants is witty.

You do not recognize everyone. Moreover, we already have more rich than stars in the sky, and there are still those who do not glow.

This is time to clearly say that the news about the march of billionaires is fictitious, but it’s a pity to part with this fantasy. I would like to add that the protest of the oligarchs is worshiped, that they are preparing for new promotions and prudently sponsor the security forces, allocating money for them for comfortable auto-troops with multimedia systems in salons, noise and vibration insulation, heated by leather seats and built-in massagers.

But how else? How can you calm down when, according to the next message of the same Bloomberg, only in the first day of military operations in Ukraine Russian businessmen lost $ 39 billion. This is by those 32 billion, which we, getting confused in large numbers, have already called. And here, from different sides, new sanctions arrived. Including to our banks. And annoyed bankers can also submit a notification to an anti-war rally with such a number of participants plus 9.5% (or even 15-17%, if the Bank of Russia is expected to raise a key rate to such values).

Everything, it's time to finish with this ridiculous composition. There is no and, obviously, no public protest of rich people against the fir, which is not even heard in their offices, is not expected. The finger is one thing, and the desire to save itself near the safe, albeit slightly empty, is completely different. As they say, flies separately, and the mentioned cutlets in Kiev is separate.