Luxury, you want - do not want

What did America have planned by encroaching on a beautiful life?

It’s time for me to buy a coat, not a jacket, not a pea jacket, not a quilted jacket that I have in bulk already ... ”I wrote about five years ago with a white verse (invariably enjoying success).

Needless to say, I did not bother to dress in peacetime, and in vain. The quilted jackets are interrupted, the pea jackets look aggressive. The coat has ceased to be a metaphor for a beautiful life, moving to the list of current positions. Yeah, I ran away. The queue in the former cave of Aladdin Uniqlo with equal success could stand in any Selpo.

In short, you know everything no worse than me. There is no money, but you hold on; in one hand no more than two kilos; Soviet means excellent (from).

But this, comrades, is concerned with you and me. Salary, pension, plus or minus 10 acres, budget car, treshka within the MKAD. Yes, I have a close friend, the owner of a yacht on shares with two more madmen, and even two phalanxes torn off the shores of the Baltic in a storm off the coast of the Baltic.

With us, average Russians, the issue was solved simply in a short time. We were chopped off with medicines, auto parts, cat-horsepower feed, and the end of the end.

It is not very clear, however, as a diabetic coma of the conditional mariwanna with a pension of 15 thousand rubles will affect the foreign policy of the Russian Federation, but okay. I’ll feed my dog ​​somehow, and the vital medication for the family was purchased for six months, and then we'll see.

But comrades!

Swing to the objects of luxury ...

Where would we today be without dresses, jackets and coats (!) Haute couture (Balenciaga, Chanel), luxury cars (Rolls-Royce, Bentley), elite accessories (PATEK Philippe, Rolex) and unique alcohol (Camus Cuvee)?

It literally does not fit in my head, how American civilization in the person of Mr. President Biden and the US Department of Trade thought of imposing a formidable embargo on the nutritional environment of our elites. There are some things ...

There was generally something sacred in people who decided to block oxygen to the Russian Forbes, depriving him of it:

champagne, whiskey and other bourbon,

cigar, pipe, sniffing and chewing tobacco,

spirits and cosmetics,

Sakvyazhi and other containers, having folded into which all of the above, we get the cost of a small apartment in the sleeping area, as well as:

furs, silk, carpets;

sweaters, trousers, ski costumes, swimwear, gloves, ties - above, please tell me, $ 1000 per unit;

jewelry and ordinary, simplest diamonds there, rubies, and at least emeralds;

ship engines, snowmobiles, motorcycles;

concert piano, wristwatch, art objects and modest antiques like some discreet chest of chippendale ...

I would like to look at the US Minister Gina Raymondi without thousands of thousand -dodium lipstick or in the Israeli swimsuit for 90 shekels, in which even I, a famous beauty, look no better than Golda Meir.

In short.

Oscar Wilde, Mikhail Svetlov and other smart people in different ways broadcast an ancient paradox about the fact that "give me excessive and I will manage without the necessary."

I have no confidence that American legislation is familiar with epicurean philosophy.

And, however, encroaching on luxury items prohibited for importing to the Russian Federation, America, the main enemy of the Russian electorate, conceived something in such an infernal.

Well, figure it out, Petrovich, you moor on your motor to a bored place near Rybinsk, and there are both! On the same inflatable PVC, Shoigu with a cigarette “Dukat” in his teeth has already thrown a fishing rod “Volzhanka-Gorynych”. And he lures the crucian carch “Farewell to the Slavs” on the piano “Chord”. Do you need it?

And where, in what, with whom and what will Roman Abramovich play, I am even afraid to think.