Our friend. Memory of Vladimir Zhirinovsky

“I am walking in the center of New York and posters hang“ Male Sex ”. The small hall, the other more. There is a black and white. The naked, socks come in and masturbate. He brings to the end, and his member is trained, I saw this for the first time in my life that sperm flies through the entire hall and falls somewhere? This is the hall of 30–40 meters ”. The impression that he made was quite piercing; we say that it was the leader of an influential party, but no, it is a Zhirik, a person of a purely entertaining genre, and no matter how percent he is gaining in the elections, people who come to Zhirik-they do not come for the word of truth, they come to the stand-up, and they are written at the face, and they have been written. Mix. And the story of the trained member - probably, it was such a gesture twenty -five years ago a deadly tired and desperate person, then he had not yet wanted to put up with the fact that he had to call in the rostrum for the end of the blood flow, expose America, to be for the poor and for the Russians. "Miller if you are kept hostage."

Now they remembered that the “liberal democrats”-the party invented by the Chekists, lured Boris Savinkov in the USSR in the framework of the Syndicate-2; For a long time there is no doubt that the LDPSS was an absolutely office invention, and it is easy to imagine how the Lubyansky wit, highly appreciating corporate continuity, the name for their project was drawn from their own archival papers. More than thirty-year public career of Zhirinovsky can be described as impeccable public ministry, following the order received once, an endless special operation, the meaning of which remained unchanged in 1991, and in 1993, and then with all the stops, to support the power, pretending that you are opposing the provocateur from exposure from exposure to his personality, so much disarmingly charming, which does not matter anyway, why he came and what he wants.

From a number of ruthless Russian dreamers, to whom we owe the events of this hellish spring, Zhirinovsky, of course, falls out - saying throughout his career the same words, as (at different years) and Limonov, and Prosvirnin, and Dugin, debuting in politics under the slogan “I will defend the interests of Russians throughout the USSR”, Zhirinovsky had no reason To think that he believes in one of what he says. Many years ago, we suddenly turned out to be opponents on television debates about civilian weapons - I was against it and was very surprised when Zhirinovsky, waiting for the start of a live broadcast, made an emotional speech that people cannot be laid down, because they all kill each other. The host asked him - wait, they say, you should have been for a weapon? He realized and with the same passion made another speech that people needed weapons, because only with him they can truly feel safe.

Twice Zhirinovsky sought sensational success in the elections. Everyone remembers the year 1993, when “Russia, you were fooling”, but was even more impressive, because for the first time, the success of 1991, when an eccentric young man with the Odessa imported manner of communication suddenly took third place in the presidential election of the RSFSR, losing only to Yeltsin and candidate from the CPSU Ryzhkov. Then Zhirinovsky was fashionable to be afraid, and Robert Rozhdestvensky even wrote poetry about him-“Russians, take off your pants, the leader wants to fuck you”, and the revealing article in Izvestia that this is your defender of the Russians, the Jew Aidelstein was written not by some kind of unscrupulous journalist-commercial, but the leader of the loser of the Zhirin Party of the authorities of the authorities Gaidar. Zhirinovsky seemed to be uncomfortable in the role of a potential post -Soviet Hitler, and instead of Mine Kampf, he wrote more a humorous, parody trilogy, which no one, of course, was reading, but all discussed - “The Last Throw to the South” (this is from there about “boots in the Indian Ocean”), “The Last Bag to the North” (I see, for whom) and “The last trim on the last spit on West ”(ultimately intercepted by Vladimir Putin). To become a counter-cultural phenomenon, the application for which he issued at the very start, launching the Sokol Zhirinovsky newspaper with the legendary Sergey Zharikov, after getting into the State Duma, he did not allow his status, but he honestly fled from the risks of the booth, and not fled by the show business and some other deliberate Fricice, feverishly serious during the election campaigns, which he was serving each time more and more formally, but always honestly - traveling around the country, meeting with voters, never ignoring the television.

The departure of political service gave him a pass to the real sector of the post-industrial world-the tribune tantrums were converted into money, real estate, from some point and into governor's positions for subordinates. Political scientists calmly wrote about the latest presidential elections that the participation of Zhirinovsky in them was directly tied to the design of the building of the former Academic Hotel - everything ended well, the hotel changed the owner, the Zhirinovsky elections did not ignore. It was customary to associate the young men-methroxuals with his party, but it is natural that the “commission on organizing funeral” (Soviet tradition is a successive position) was headed by the actual LDPR Leonid Slutsky, a person from the world of big money, which has nothing to do with the declared (ultrapopolism), nor to the secret (here is literally Male Sex) -Probably, he really will become a successor, he clearly wants it, and we could say that he, Slutsky, would destroy the party, if it had now had any importance-in the atmosphere of the crash in general, any careerism, according to the previous rules, looks tragically.

That story about American masturbations seems like a sign that yes, politics is always based on sexuality in one way or another, and there was no one in the Russian political higher league more sexy than Zhirinovsky, but this sexuality was far from public party homoerotism, and even from that “sperm flew through the entire hall”-rather, it is something more wild, let's say, as a video on Pornhabe, which on Pornhabe, which is on Pornhabe, which is on the “Pornhabe” Seeked at the request of “Fat Uta with glasses of e ... t toy raccoon”, that is, something prohibitively repulsive and at the same time conquering the masses according to the law of the virus.

The legends of Russian politics and the authorities of the nineties (Yeltsin, Luzhkov, Chernomyrdin, Primakov, even Berezovsky) died honored pensioners. Zhirinovsky is almost the first of the systemic blocks, which goes to death from the same position that he occupied in prehistoric times. The mystical character, about whom there was a lot of obscene, including, and he himself had a reputation as a person whose random word tomorrow could become a state decision-a little stretch, but we already had something similar, and the death of such a character, once killed and thrown into the hole, the emperor himself forced the emperor himself to shudder in the foreboding of terrible changes; A premonition, as you know, was justified. Can Zhirinovsky be considered in a sense by our Rasputin? Now, when the previous reality collapses, it seems that yes, it is possible.