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The best examples from the collection of state dope over the past year: from persecution of Vobla to chipping traveling abroad

The court of the year
A separate regiment in the Gosabsurd library is rightfully occupied by various court decisions. Here, of course, in the scales, how the heat burns - the wobble, which has become a symbol of pacifist protests in the conditions of mass repressions.

The Tyumen Court found a local resident Alice Climent guilty of discrediting the Russian army due to the inscription on the asphalt, in which a word of five letters prohibited in Russia appeared, three of which were replaced by sprockets. The whole syntactic structure expressed a sharp rejection of the phenomenon encrypted with stars. The girl insisted that she had in mind "No Wobble!" “And not what the police suggested,” as he experiences a persistent hostility for the ray of the fish of the Karpov family. The court of first instance heeded her to the arguments, interpreting doubts in favor of the defendant, but the fish was nevertheless fined the appeal. This led to the unprecedented growth of Vobla in Russia - sensitive to trends, Ksenia Sobchak, even released the corresponding merchant. In the editorial office, we also decided to keep up and on our own and made several art objects singing the Astrakhan brand.

By the way, even without any hint of the wobble, a star in a public space is now threatened with a fine. So, the Muscovite was recognized as the army with a discreditator for a poster, on which eight stars were drawn: 3+5. However, Russian policemen consider not only stars: Anastasia Nikolaev was detained and fined Rostov, with a blank sheet of paper, with which the girl stood on the street. On a virgin white leaf, the insightful comrades saw a negative attitude to the armed forces of the Russian Federation.

Advertising of the year
In September, when thousands of Russian men rushed to the borders of Georgia and Kazakhstan, the same type of publications with the hashtag #non -lapaniki appeared on VKontakte. On the example of a pack of marmalade, FRI potatoes and cosmetic bags, female bloggers are gifted with pleasant appearance and alternative literacy, they explained that it was not worth worrying due to partial mobilization, because 300 thousand mobilized men are only 1% of the total number of reservists (noting, no official source of the citizens who fall under mobilization). The first in the field of view of the public was the post of blogger Ekaterina Isaeva: “Is 1 marmalade a lot? And this is 1% of a pack of marmalade. Today, from each corner, it is only coming about partial mobilization. It's time to calm down, pull yourself together, applying a sound mind. ”

Following the potato lover Anna Belozerova appeared on the stage: “Could you eat 1 wand for free from a whole pack of potatoes? I think everyone would answer - no. After all, the Free stick is only 1% of a large potato portion. And this 1% is so negligible. Why am I? Your panic is the goal of the enemy. As you guessed, we will talk about partial mobilization. ” Then the amazed world saw the contents of the cosmetic bag of a certain Galina Voinovova. This time, 1% symbolized lipstick, separated from a pile of avoiding the mobilization of beauty products. All three bloggers turned out to be residents of Khabarovsk, their posts were the same as intellectually and lexically. Following the same region, graffiti appeared on the topic “1% tile on the embankment” and “1% brickwork”, etc. The author and sponsor of the advertising campaign remained unknown, and evil -language critics began sarcastic discussions about the loss of “only 1% of the body” when cutting off the penis. All this fun took place against the backdrop of mass presentation of the summons, raids in hostels and calling large fathers under the gun. The people who were compared with marmalades and wands of Frees were brought to the military enlistment offices, and not all of them was destined to return back.

Art year
Culture institutions walk in the leg and replenish the collection of absurdity.

In January, the All -Russian Museum of Decorative Arts in Moscow took off the exhibition “Telnyashki Day” by Dmitry Shagin in connection with its “political subtext”. The picture depicts people in vests and with the banner of "Mitka do not want to win anyone." Let me do not want anyone? Who does not want to win this? An ideologically harmful picture was removed, and at the poster, where, according to oversight or sabotage, it was captured, seditious words on the banner were smeared with paint. By the way, this slogan was invented back in 1984 by Vladimir Shinkarev. The last time Mitkov was prohibited about the same time.

The Tretyakov Gallery was also checked for the loyalty of the general line. In December, the Ministry of Culture demanded that her leadership of the report on the compliance of the exposition with traditional values. The reason is the complaint of a citizen who was outraged by the presence of exhibits in the gallery, "having signs of destructive ideology." In particular, he did not like that on the canvases depicting the "secret evening", it is not clear who exactly is Judas. It is noteworthy that, no matter how the journalists were looking for the author, they could not find. He evaporated like smoke or like Bulgakov demons who left Moscow. For all the curiosity of anonymous, the director of the GTG Zelfir Tregulov after some time lost his post. In general, the exhibits of the Tretyakovka are really do not correlate with other scrapers. One Repinsky "Cross in the Kursk province" is worth it! Shame!

Meanwhile, the name of Boris Akunin was removed from the poster of the Russian Youth Academic Theater and the Alexandrinsky Theater. This might seem like an incident, a mistake, but the Ministry of Culture openly took responsibility. With the mouth of its representative, the department called the incident “absolutely logical”: “Those cultural figures who left the country at this difficult time, abandoned Russia, our institutions and their posters are completely logically left one after another.”

The ideological circumcision was made by films: from the 2019 film “Eduard Hare. The tears of Brighton ”disappeared episodes with Ivan Urgant and Maxim Galkin*, and from the series“ Home arrest ”on the TV channel TNT - the song Semyon Slepakov.

The success of cultural purges inspired the State Duma deputies - one of them, Olga Zanko (“ER”), suggested cutting Barbaru Brylsk from the “Irony of Fate”, who dared to intervene for the persecution of Leah Akhedzhakov. The fact that the main character is a popularly beloved tape is more difficult to remove than the episodic characters of the sitcom, the legislator was not embarrassed - and not so on the shoulder! The parliamentarian has posted a fragment of the film in Telegram, where, using technology, Dipfack Brylsk was replaced with Talyzin. Now, under threat, many years of Russian screening, because you will also have to cut Akhedzhakov itself. Well, how will the censors decide not to mess around and just put a film on the shelf, as mandatory to watch on New Year's Eve, as well as the president’s appeal?

Denunciation of the year
The year was productive for denunciations - a good half of five thousand cases of discrediting the army was instituted precisely due to denunciations. But here there is a favorite.

This is a 29-year-old resident of Krasnogorsk Pavel Protasov, who himself declared himself to the police after he drew the flag of Ukraine on one of the houses on the Volokolamsk highway twice. At the same time, he not only painted the wall with spray cans with blue and yellow paint (here, we note, there is a serious preparation of the act - after all, it was necessary to acquire an instrument of the offense), but also accompanied it with a pacifist inscription. And he did this more than once, but two - for five days, the man twice painted the same house twice. After the second time, realizing that he himself was unable to stop, he went to the police, admitted to his deed and said: he was drunk, but, sober up, was ready to be punished. His intention coincided with the desires of the police - Protasov was fined.

Crown of the year
Again to the news of culture. In the fall, the premiere of the Military-patriotic performance of the novel of the mind “Polite People” was held in the Kaluga Philharmonic, during which the actors, dressed in the form of Armed Forces, staged firing in the auditorium and capturing those present hostages. During the performance, the Lugansk ensemble "Novorossia", which is also led by the mind, performed. For the implementation of the project grant in the amount of 10 million rubles. He identified the Presidential Fund of Cultural Initiatives.

The performance was conceived as a patriotic, but the target audience did not like - representatives of a certain “Association of Patriotic Forces of the South of Russia”, looking at the show in the record, said that the performance did not add the prestige of the army. And the prosecutor's office began checking the legality of his organization. For artists, however, the governor of the Kaluga region stood up, who stated that the hall "stood and applauded." The performance continued the tour in Russia.

The grace of the year
Not without technological breakthroughs last year. Scientist from the Institute of Catalys. G.K. Boreskov of the Siberian Branch of the Russian Academy of Sciences, Alexander Kulikov, developed the durable catalytic censer.

According to the official website of the scientific institution, a catalytic burner consisting of a fuel element (ejector) and a nozzle in the form of a thin hole with a diameter of about 0.18 mm lay down. “When a mixture of propane-butan and air enters the ejector, this stream spreads inside it. The so -called turbines hug the mixture in opposite directions. The gas -air mixture should evenly be distributed and entered nets. Uniform distribution can be evaluated by uniform red glow, ”Kulikov explained.

Kadilo Blessed is wrapped in plastic covered with gold paint, it has already passed pilot tests.

Brand of the year
Ginger crackers "Vladimir Central" were recognized as the best Russian souvenir.

At the All -Russian contest "Tourist Souvenir" they received first place in the nomination "Souvenir of the city". In the final of the competition, they competed with another 687 applicants. In total, 2609 applications from 72 regions were received for the competition.

The winning set includes a portion of crackers in a bag of linen twigs and a souvenir magnet. The brand is originally local-now it is produced by the Vladimir “Hell of the Gingerbread”, earlier the IK-7 was famous for the crackers in the village of Pakino, Vladimir Region.

Manufacturers in social networks remind you that this is not the first time they won the competition. A year earlier, the first place was brought to them by the sweets "Suzdal cucumber in dark chocolate."

Barking the year
In November, a resident of Ivanov, whose name remained unknown, suggested making the non -bunches for participants from the skins of dogs contained in local shelters. He called the editorial office of Ivanovo News and expressed the following requirement: “Dogs are fed ... four thousand tons every day. This is some kind of horror! Are dogs more expensive than guys who die there, protect their homeland, in fact. Horror! Dogs need to be allowed to be allowed, and that’s it! "

This is not the most radical invention in the fight against stray animals. The chairman of the Public Chamber of the Saratov Region Boris Shinchuk proposed to dump them "to the positions of Ukrainian nationalists." Say, dogs of strangers do not like, and in Russia there are plenty of homeless bugs.

The Trans -Baikal deputy Alexander Mikhailov advanced even further, who stated that it was necessary to shoot not only dogs, but also zoo defenders - like a fifth column. In his opinion, these "people undermine the security of Russia."

“It seems to me that this is some kind of foreign project aimed at the destruction of Russians with the help of dogs. Therefore, for people who do not allow stray dogs to eliminate, it is also necessary to introduce punishment at the legislative level - to set to the wall, ”the deputy said. He later added: "I am proud of my deed and do not give up my words." Colleagues, after the prosecutor’s appeal, brought the deputy a censure.

Digital year
Member of the State Duma Committee on Security and Countering Corruption Sultan Khamzaev (United Russia) proposed forcibly "chip" officials vacationing abroad. He announced additionally that he considers it reasonable to monitor among civil servants and determine the “risk group” - those who traveled, leaves and have a desire to go on vacation abroad. They are equipped with satellite sensors for their own safety, since “international counterintelligence works professionally cynically, including the stages of identification, development, establishment of contact and deep recruitment,” as well as intimidating and leading “to certain crimes against their country”.

So far, the initiative has not found supporters among deputies.

Lite of the year
The governors of the Kemerovo region and the Trans -Baikal Territory changed the name of the regions entrusted by him to Kuzbass and Zabaikalia. They explained their decision to introduce Latin Lither into the names of the Russian regions with the support of a special operation. “While our guys fulfill the tasks of demilitarization and denazification of Ukraine, residents of Russia and, in particular, Kuzbass were faced with unprecedented economic and moral pressure from other countries, with a wave of misinformation about the progress of a special operation and a sharply negative attitude. Z is primarily a sign of support for our fighters and a symbol of the solidarity of our society, ”said Kemerovo Governor Tsivilev. Boldly. But it does not really correspond to the foundations of state cultural policy, in which there is a point on compliance with language norms and counteracting the excessive use of foreign vocabulary. To which the Presidential Administration of the St. Petersburg activist Alexei Lakhov drew attention to. The answers came from the regions: Transbaikalia assured that she uses Latin only in his context - to combat Russophobia. And the Kemerovo officials-language officials reasoned that the letter was not a word, which means that its use cannot be equated with the use of foreign language vocabulary. But just in case, they added: the tricky spelling is used only in the media, and in the documents they remained faithful to Cyrillic.

The gift of the year
The ex-head of Roscosmos was injured in the Donbass, Dmitry Rogozin sent a letter with a fragment of a French shell in the Russian Federation extracted from his body. In this way, he decided to convey a fragment to the French President Emmanuel Macron. The selection of the addressee is associated with the origin of the shell: according to Rogozin, it was released by a 155-mm self-propelled artillery installation of Caesar, delivered to Ukraine France.

Rogozin was not wounded in battle, but in the Donetsk restaurant "Shesh Besh", where he celebrated his birthday. Information about which section of the Rogozinsky body was extracted from a fragment, vary: according to some data, a fragment of about 6–8 mm in size entered above the right shoulder blade near the spine, and in others it hit the neck, and in the third - into the buttock.

Another major donor is Evgeny Prigozhin. He handed the symbolic sledgehammer to the head of “Fair Russia” Sergey Mironov. Something like this, Dovlatov’s character was awarded a “key of happiness” the size of a small balalaika. Mironov, unlike the Kuzin locksmith, who had thrown the key to the urn, found the gift very useful. Such a thing will definitely come in handy to a person who has a chance to bring special operation veterans to the parliament of veterans, including those who owns a sledgehammer to the parliament.

The neural network of the year
On March 16, the police detained Evgeny Roizman - for the post on the page on VKontakte, which does not belong to him. On the social network, someone posted a video with Alexei Navalny, where within six seconds you can see the logo of the Foundation for Combating Corruption *. The fund is recognized by the authorities of the Russian Federation extremist, which automatically turns its logo into extremist symbols. For her demonstration, the court arrested the former head of Yekaterinburg (which is already under investigation in the case of re -discrediting the army) for 14 days.

Roizman did not post a video - he was not registered on VKontakte at all and never had an account there. Then what does he have to do with it? And nothing to do with it. Just a public, created by certain fans of the Ural politician, is named in his honor. There are 20 such groups in VK 20. Error? Accident? No - judging by the fact that the court decision stood in the appeal.

The verdict of the Lenin Court of Yekaterinburg is not erroneous - it is historical. And opens a new era of law enforcement. If earlier it was possible to put something in the social network - and get a fine or deadline, now this is not required. A fine will find someone himself, as a “letter of happiness” from the traffic police. Even a denunciation is not needed - it will write it with ease and large savings of budgetary funds. The language of protocols and other court decisions even suggested that it slowly replaces living authors. Now, legal proceedings can come truly to a new level. What prospects are opened!

The bow of the year
In this nomination, the governor of the Murmansk region Andrei Chibis wins with a large margin, in August in his TG channel congratulating his wife on the anniversary of the wedding with a selfie with an advanced one. The author of the picture skillfully used a reception of contrast: compact Chibis against the background of a monumental combat vehicle. In the image of Guberman, Militari and Casual styles are harmoniously combined: he is in a black T-shirt, light gray light trousers, armor and helmet. But the main thing is with a design bouquet of dried flowers in the hands. Beautiful!

* Recognized by the Russian authorities by a foreign agent.

** The organization was recognized as extremist by the Russian authorities and is prohibited.

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