Remake or remaster

The telegram channel "Notes on the fence" writes :

“In the Moscow Planetarium, there is still a stand with the mention of the Moon 25. At the same time, the wardrobe is closed until September, and the toilet is repaired.

The guide shows the ISS layout suspended to the ceiling. Someone asks: "We, with the Americans, is equally comparted?" “Here is equally, but in fact they already have more,” he says.

In the movie, a soft female voice for half an hour convinced the audience that all earthlings were one team on a space journey. The old film, perhaps, will soon make a clarification of the Ukrainian junta and its puppeteers.

At the exit to the head, the thought occurred to humanity to conquer the moon, Mars or anything else, if it cannot even live normally on earth. Few people of Crimea, Karabakh, Kosovo and two Korens need to do the same thing, but on another cosmic body? I wonder if it will be a remake or remaster? ”