Sorry. There is a lot of swearing in this text
Minced meat - 1803 rubles. Cake - 1105.
— Hello, I want to take out a loan.
— What do you need a loan for? For a car? For an apartment?
- No, for cucumbers.
Utilities will be indexed by 40%. Are you crazy or what? My mother has a pension of 14 thousand rubles. My father has 17. And the communal apartment is around 10 thousand. What should they eat anyway?
I can’t stand what tyrants who are out of touch with reality do to us. I live in a remote village.
For a week my children could not go to school because their mobile Internet was blocked. Attention to my electricity bills - we don’t have gas in the village, it’s not in the plans for gasification - so in order to pay these bills, I have to work. But I can’t work because our Internet is blocked.
This is what I think: if I’m not needed in Russia - my knowledge, my ten years of experience - I’ll probably go to my dad, to Belarus, to help my Belarusian brothers. I'll go to the dictator then.
- Good afternoon! You have an appointment for a massage.
- Thank you, I will.
- Hello , is this the FSB?
- Yes, what is it?
- Tell me, are you bugging me?
- What difference does it make to you?
- Yes, I was just now at the gynecologist, and I don’t remember how long they scheduled me for tomorrow.
— You didn’t see a gynecologist, but a mammologist, and you have an appointment tomorrow at 15:00.
I'm an entrepreneur, and this year I'm completely screwed .
If your business survives until February 2026, you are a legend .
Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich! I am the most loyal part of the country. But even my patience is running out. To what limit should people be brought? They turn back what they want. I want our government to resign. All. Because it's impossible .
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