Inciting ontological strife

282 theses on the book “Hyposubjects” by Timothy Morton and Dominic Boyer

Hyperobjects have been replaced by hyposubjects, believe philosophers Timothy Morton and Dominic Boyer. It is difficult to argue with them, but Eduard Lukoyanov took on this impossible task - and won.

All of us, since February 24, 2022, have found ourselves in the face of advancing barbarism, violence and lies. In this situation, it is extremely important to preserve at least the remnants of culture and support the values ​​of humanism - including for the sake of the future of Russia. Therefore, the editors of Gorky will continue to talk about books, reminding our readers that there is still a place for thought and fiction in the world.

Timothy Morton, Dominic Boyer. Hyposubjects. In becoming human. Perm: Gile Press, 2026. Translation from English by O. Myshkin. Content . Fragment

1. Donald Trump is dead, but still alive. 2. Bananas are an important source of potassium, which is essential for the body. 3. Donald Trump needs to be killed (again). 4. Love will separate us (again). 5. Horny substances form hyperobjects. 6. No longer formed. 6. Coronavirus is a victim of human vices. 7. Mother and stepmother. 8. Spiders weave their webs, and they do it right. 9. Turbo chewing gum inserts have replaced our parents. 10. The robot vacuum cleaner is a fool, a sucker. 11. Varangians in canvas sneakers. 12. Hyperobjects are available to everyone. 13. Hypoobjects - a new generation of storage countertops. 14. Small is more than big. 15. VHS movie sinks are emptying the wrong things. 16. herring with a small letter "s". 17. Herring with a capital “S”. 18. A spider is running along the wall. 19. Fassbinder is a great director. 20. Carp are attracted to anise. 21. Peter Thiel is the enemy of all living things. 22. When Elon Musk was born, he was named Kuzma, but then renamed. 23. The Ferris wheel lacks insight. 24. My granddaughter was scratched in her eye. 25. In China, time passes a little, but faster than, say, in Turkey. 26. Root from the primary mucosa (meaning mathematical). 27. Bugs in the nose are needed no less than people, who, in turn, are boogers. 28. Obscenity! 29. They finished dying. 30. “There’s a funny moment at the end of The Matrix where Neo taps into the machines’ energy system and, in a sense, completes the circle, while allowing everyone to have a much better time in the Matrix.” 31. I have never met such a prosperous dwarf before. 32. Spindle of businessman Dovgan. 33. The samurai lost their already small savings. 34. Kemerovo. 35. The first concert on Mars will be given by Nirvana (without Kurt Cobain). 36. Michael, beware of dough dishes. 37. Fish have never swam in the ocean. 38. What language do native Hungarian speakers speak? 39. Team "A". 40. Was the KKK a mistake or not? 41. Bassoon. 42. The granddaughter’s eye was knocked out. 43. But we will definitely cure him. 44. Claustrophobia and panic attacks are not a disease of the 21st century. 45. Semyon Stulovich, surname Stul. 46. ​​Verkhniye Koreshki is an urban-type settlement, the administrative center of the Verkhnekoreshovskaya region. 47. Mommy, where is the spider? 48. Albums of Bruegel the Elder from worst to best. 49. Table-squabble. 50. You had to be born Howard Stern. 51. Timothy Morton - person. 52. It would be better if they pecked at the trousers the other day than to grind an egg now. 53. Deleuze had nerve endings in his hair. 54. The Trolley Problem is solved by the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 55. Potato in a synagogue uniform. 56. Where are you running? You're from the Navajo tribe! 57. Stepdaughter-mustard. 58. Crucified on the cross, you freaks. 59. “Robot vacuum cleaners? Yes, philosophical robot vacuum cleaners.” 60. No, under no circumstances. 61. Kangaroo in an inflorescence frame. 62. Veronica is doing well. 63. His head was torn off, we’ll take it to the landfill now. 64. Don't panic without reason. 65. Juice Oborne ordered. 66. Please rinse your nose. 67. Washed. 68. Life is like a box of chocolates with the taste of life like a box of chocolates. 69. Lautreamon runs like a chicken around the basement, for example, of being. 70. We need a caterpillar. 71. Robot vacuum cleaners are, of course, philosophical robot vacuum cleaners, but robot vacuum cleaners would be more important. 72. Spider, where is mommy? 73. All this is exorbitant, these thimbles of pilaf. 74. How to measure you? A ruler? Whatman? A piece of cardboard? 75. Don’t push for pity, I beg you. 76. By the way, mirror packages, whispering elephants. 77. Chestnut fireworks on the Alley of Demons. 78. Public pieces of bread scattered everywhere, as if we had a restaurant here. 79. Cape of the Good Grandmother (MDB). 80. Fire walls of baseboards: the beginning. 81. Quasimodo knocked on the bell of the creation of the world. 82. [nrzb] . 83. Victoria means Mimino. 84. Foil made from lavender cores. 85. We played gallows: _ _ X D. 86. I begged Vasily to remove his cap with a movie camera. 87. It would have been a find if it weren’t for the vocative cases of birdhouses. 88. Wow. 89. Cabbage soup is very tasty. 90. A smiling sorrel lizard tickled the barn. 91. Where are you? Who are you? 92. Bermuda triangles scab. 93. Russians are oppressed in Tibet. 94. Welcome to the cinnabar marble booth. 95. Heat, heat... 96. The magnificent century will end with a cast iron atom; long-term construction 97. Hypocrisy is a very pleasant protocol of magnetic efforts. 98. Oh well. 99. And so we will break through. 100. What a cute piece of paper! Is he yours? 101. It would be necessary, of course, yes. 102. And it all started so well, who would have thought. 103. Zabiyaka Zabiyakovna Zabiyakovskaya. 104. Don't tell. 105. Here you go! 106. It would be good to glorify the lyrics in other clots, more decently. 107. Literature is intoxicating, but alarming, like dandruff on the shoulders of a Civil War veteran. 108. Gigantomania, metalloscope. 109. “The dominant line of reasoning today is that neoliberalism (or something like it) is always one step ahead of you, that it will always be ahead of you in what you do, and will always use what you do to its advantage. But what if, from an ontological point of view, it is more like a Tyrannosaurus rex, a truly huge and scary creature, but with a tiny brain and tiny arms - a creature that could easily topple upside down and die out? Yes, our tyrannosaurs are indeed strong and huge; Yes, we really do suffer from them. However, the way this truth is presented is sometimes false in itself: it is a lie in the form of truth. Because there is absolutely nothing stopping us from being different and doing differently, it is possible. Things don't have to be the way they are now, even if we have to undertake a twelve thousand year project to make real change. Yes, this is a long time, but, understand, this is not an eternity.” 110. A burly ant peeks out from behind the wall. 111. If only there was no war. 112. Oh, how he got into conversation, look at him. 113. Young slits of citron replicants. 114. Yeah. 115. I see. 116. As Joseph Gogol wrote: “Everything is permitted when you are a patron.” 117. With a hook, with a hook! 118. This flint was not enough for me, I became furious. 119. Spider, where are you taking her? 120. Dostoevsky - yes, this is not bullshit for you. 121. Rewrite it completely so that everything becomes good. 122. Boy, don’t worry, everything will be fine. 123. Uh-huh, yes, yeah. 124. Do not bring lacy hypotheses into the shells of your complaints, please, I beg you. 125. Blinds in office number 126. 126. Offices in blinds number 125. 127. Stradivarius, definitely. 128. Macaque, are you a monkey? 129. I will forever remain a power. 130. A liter of scratches on the gravy of chances. 131. Zero. 132. Carl Johnson returns home. 133. The black envy of the cicadas awakens the vuvuzela of situations. 134. Colorblind, or what? Color anomaly? 135. Gas station carnivals cannot be stopped. 136. This Pennywise will play forever. 137. This didn’t happen in Grozny. 138. Trifon’s ridicule of himself. 139. Felt boots become Kalki. 140. Pear looked into the abyss and decided to remain a compote. 141. Philosophy begins where the package ends. 142. Each closet has a secret statehood. 143. A butterfly sat on a tank. 145. Cheesecakes do not forgive betrayal, but they pretend to. 146. Valenok knows more than he tells. 147. No one asked the kettle if it agreed to boil. 148. Marble doubts creep along the kitchen oilcloth. 149. Hyperobjects are tired of being hyper and want to go on vacation. 150. The little drummer beat his conscience with a ladle. 151. Yesterday's soup is tomorrow's archeology. 152. The sock disappeared for a reason; it went underground. 153. The vacuum cleaner saw the crumbs and found a mission. 154. The door peephole looks into us much deeper. 155. Jubilee cookies will survive all empires. 156. Elephants do not forget, but sometimes they pretend to. 157. The street ended, but continued to go. 158. Tumbler is Buddhism on a spring. 159. Slippers stand at the door, like two witnesses. 160. A faint smell of theology was found in the closet. 161. The corner of the room filed a declaration of independence. 162. The doormat has endured too much. 163. A fly hit the glass and realized capitalism. 164. Geranium does not bloom because it remembers everything. 165. Dumplings float when they reach enlightenment. 166. The milk ran away, but left a note. 167. The nail in the wall holds not the picture, but the world. 168. The toilet is the white bell of sanitary fate. 169. The burner hisses because it knows the secret. 170. The spoon fell and Late Antiquity began. 171. A bag of buckwheat is a grain monastery. 172. The lace untied due to internal protest. 173. A glass jar contains a small USSR. 174. Dust is snow for poor surfaces. 175. The sugar bowl was empty, but did not lose its dignity. 176. The tram rings like a conscience. 177. Sofa, how are you? 178. The rosette looked in disbelief. 179. Cabbage is the layered politics of the vegetable garden. 180. Dill smells thoughtful. 181. Wallpaper to death. 182. The mop is the staff of the last magician. 183. The elevator goes down spiritually. 184. The carpet keeps traces. 185. Grandma is heating herself with a radiator. 186. The mirror does not reflect, but conveys. 187. The attic is the head of Lukomorye. 188. The herring over the fur coat is hiding from the biography. 189. The mushroom pretends to be real estate. 190. The forest is noisy because it does not agree with the city. 191. Snow is a jurisdictional matter; drops of ice. 192. Thunder is the furniture of the sky. 193. Autumn is when nature writes the draft of death. 194. The mosquitoes ate the vampire. 195. The cockroach passport has expired. 196. Eternity smells like the brownie Kuzya. 197. Construction cranes won’t build themselves?! 198. What a shame. 199. Soup looks up. 200. This bread has two years left. 201. “Look at the buns,” or whatever it is. 202. Internal gingerbread of emptiness. 203. Coffee-Meladze. 204. Kefir sizzles. 205. Corpses usually don't talk. 206. Mom, I am a bow. 207. Spider, where are you going? 208. The nut was deeply offended. 209. Video rental fingers. 210. Only the people can be more popular than the people. 211. 8 + 8 = 88. 222. The school takes hostages. 223. Chernomyrdin? I don’t know any Chernomyrdin. 224. Don is a river flowing into brackets. 225. A certain carousel begins the story. 226. When it rains, it gets wet. 227. Orangutans drew a microscope. 228. Enough. 229. Dwarfs started with Morlocks. 230. We must go for the planet Uranus. 231. Bocharik. 232. “These boy horror movies appear as the flip side of the boy-who-can-do-anything-with-anything, right? And then something like a strange, inverted dick-measuring competition begins, during which people declare: “The real scares me much more than you!” But is horror or even anxiety the limit? 233. Colon opened the door. 234. Prodigy cigarette butts. 235. "Robot Vacuum Cleaner 3: Insidious." 236. The beacon of communism burns in Chinese oil. 237. Self-portrait of a kozinak. 238. Summer is a little spring. 239. The pit of opinions is filled with machinations. 240. Pigeons fly on schedule: sovereignly. 241. Scooters are lightning without a thunderstorm. 242. The pedestrian crossing painted the painting “Self-Portrait of Van Gogh.” 243. Gas station carnivals will burn forever. 244. Fatality. 245. A passport looks more authentic than its owner. 246. To the temple. 247. Pools feed on people. 248. Monuments will soon become seafarers. 249. Hypoobjects, yes. 250. You should try the soufflé from the Kolosok store if it hasn’t closed yet. 251. Marble teeth sculptures. 252. Actually, there is still a flood. 253. But there is nothing for the tram. 254. Cough is an inversion of a sneeze. 255. The environmental situation overshadows some bruises in the bed, which is not at all her mother’s memory. 256. Punks - Hoi of the sky. 257. Scary. 258. “Scary Movie” needs to be re-watched. 259. You need to dress up like Mel Gibson. 260. A shirt was born, let’s call it Shirt. 261. Toothpaste with the taste of obscurantism. 262. The Haitian team played and will continue to play with dignity. 263. Vasily Vasilyevich The commander was our commander. 264. Sorry, girl, you dropped a glove that you never even put on. 265. Death is like a restaurant, as Andrei Monastyrsky correctly noted. 266. You need to buy new glasses, you can’t see anything at all anymore. 267. Go eat. 268. Merzbow new album has been released. 269. We met by chance. 270. Well, yes, there is such a thing. 271. “Object-oriented ontology is written without a hyphen, if anything.” 272. Zroz. 273. Free package as a gift. 274. Can you answer the call quickly? 275. On knives in the swamps. 276. I really liked drawing lessons at school, yes. 277. After college, he worked at the Clown of Hell theater. 278. Timothy Morton has two extra communication nodes. 279. Intention. 280. Well, where do you need this calcium? 281. Vakhtang, don’t get it wrong! 282. Amen, Bratislava.