The future is somewhere nearby

While on the other side of the earth scientists were trying to catch a signal from extraterrestrial civilizations, Mikhail Levin went to eavesdrop on the conversations of Russian ufologists

Hat Creek Observatory, California, October 19, 2015 Astronomers from the American SETI Institute announced the start of an operation to search for extraterrestrial civilizations in the vicinity of the star KIC 8462852 in the constellation Cygnus. The light of the star is periodically obscured by some mysterious formations. According to one hypothesis, these could be giant structures created by aliens.

Pavlovo-Posad district of the Moscow region, on October 24, 2015, “Kosmopoisk” set up a tent camp a few kilometers from the alleged crash site of two unidentified flying objects. At night, after unsuccessfully combing the area, twenty people warmed themselves around

fire. Vadim Chernobrov, the permanent head of Cosmopoisk, explained why it is so important to fill out the “eyewitness questionnaire” on the association’s website.

“Here's an example. On October 10, 2001, five triangular UFOs were spotted over Voronezh. Contacting via SMS, our observers traced their trajectory: Rostov, Krasnodar, then, when the group split up, one of the objects was seen over Volgograd and Saratov. He disappeared in the Nizhny Novgorod area. A week later, a stranger called me and asked me to meet. I agreed and did not regret it. My interlocutor was the owner of a plant in the Nizhny Novgorod region. They don’t speak badly of the dead, but it is important to know that due to the nature of the business, he feared for his life, so he lived right on the territory of the plant. In the morning, when we lost track of the UFO, he woke up,

because men in camouflage were walking around his house. Killers, he was afraid.

But they didn't notice him. Then translucent women appeared. He plucked up courage and became indignant, saying, what are you doing here? Finally they paid attention to him. These were aliens, and they spoke Russian: but if the men opened their mouths, the women communicated by telepathy. They said they were busy with renovations and forbade him to go outside. When he asked how he could go to the toilet, they promised that he would not experience any physiological needs.”

Pavlovo-Posadsky district, Moscow region, October 24, 2015 “On the third day, our hero began to think about how he could benefit from the situation. And I came up with it. He was a deeply sick man. He could barely walk.

Therefore, he said to the strangers: “Since you live with me, heal my legs.”

The women agreed. They placed it on the dining table and stood on either side.

Where they touched him, his body became translucent. When the operation was over, he walked around the room, sweating from exertion.

“Now go to bed. With your new legs you can become an Olympic champion in running. But if a sprinter stops running, he will become an ordinary person. If you stop running, you will die. That’s why you should run every day,” the aliens mentally told him. After that he passed out

and when I woke up, there was no one in the house anymore. To check whether he had dreamed everything, he got out of bed. And he ran." Vadim Chernobrov paused, but quickly continued: “Please note that I deliberately missed the events of the second day. Here's the thing. The aliens forbade their captive to go out into the corridor, but that day he was still able to sneak past the men guarding the door. Inside the wide-open closet, he saw another planet - with cities, forests and fields. He was quickly escorted back to the living room, and to prevent this from happening again, the women created a special device that loudly broadcast the prisoner’s thoughts. Thus, the simple-minded guards, who did not possess the gift of telepathy, knew what he was up to. When the aliens flew away, the businessman began to worry where the bug that was picking up his thoughts was located, and whether they continued to sound in some other place. It was this bug that he asked me to find. And I found him! The members of Cosmopoisk thoughtfully looked at the fire, then at the night sky.