Twitter disputes

We prepared the February section of Twitter Srash for a long time (even longer than usual). Firstly, because on the recommendation of one politician, they spent tens of hours to combat the somnational, assistance to prisoners or something like that. Secondly, it is historically laid down that February is the most difficult, endless and unbearable month of the year, and the thoughtful thoughts that are characteristic of us are able to hide in the dark corner and not crawl out from there to the thaw. But the thaw does not come on its own, so we breathe deeper and do what it should. And what will happen.

1. The thread of cats is honored to open the veil over the February archive of Twitter Srays. The girl with the nickname of Afrotatark asked subscribers if they allow her cats to climb the table or working kitchen surfaces? If you are already giggling over the phrase “permission for a cat”, then you are in no hurry, then it will be even more hilarious about your cat, she writes the following: “We, for example, have a taboo - she does not climb, knows that it is impossible.” Oh, of course, the cat “knows” that she can’t, because they are such obedient creatures! In remnas, photo reports from the owners of cats, who boast of the fact that sometimes their fluffy overlords “allow” them to sit at the table. We attach a selection of photos on the next page of the most at these mini-tyrants of 265 refines and 360 retweets.

2. ITSHNIKS again depreciated about all professions in the world. For example, a brief, but full of terrible suffering tweet was published: a video with a timelapse of the work of two unknown people at the computer and a meaningful signature: “ITSHNIKS get a bunch of grandmas for anything ... Meanwhile, IT -Schools.” Apparently, the author sincerely believes that he demonstrated an example of incredible work in the sweat. We hope that now our compassionate readers have tears of sympathy in front of our eyes, because they work at work a whole working day! Poor, it's just inhuman! The author of the heading is also familiar with such suffering: in the office they somehow put a monitor opposite the window, and because of bright glare and low contrast, the image on the screen became almost invisible, so it was simply impossible to watch films.

3. The flow of fresh air in our swamp with you: a srach about the tables and a guitar in common companies! The screenshots of the video from Tiktok were published (little is known about the multi -senior) with the inscription: “A person with a guitar comes in a party, and you understand that the end is a fun - a * bad person * with tublies comes behind him.” It is claimed that these devices kill the process of socialization in an unfamiliar company (it is immediately clear that the soulless author of Twita never sang a “doll of the sorcerer” with a crowd of strangers so unifying action does not exist stupidly). Fans of “monopolies” are fed in remnings: they say, what do you do there on your parties without board games, I suppose you will move the kings and make alcohol libations? Honorary representatives of the club of hateers of board games proudly and shamelessly answer: Yes.