The narrator of this sad detective story is a masculine woman named Hooligan, who does not work as a conductor, as one might think from the title, but in the police - in the suicide investigation department. So masculine that strangers address her as “sir” and mistake her for a Russian. The Russians, however, do not give up - and they do not participate in a detective story about a strange suicide.

Atlantic/Union-Warner Lallabye Baxter looks like a heron. Lanky and clumsy. Although he apparently has a sensitive nature. A girl with the name Lallabai cannot have any other nature. Lallabay Baxter also looks like a girl who walks around the cities with a blind organ grinder. They stop at the market square, and Lallabai starts up something touching in a trembling voice. Lallabay also looks like the illegitimate daughter of Tom Waits and Susan Vega.

events. The script for this hymn to the human mind (based on the novel by Ron Hubbard) was written by either a bear, an elk, or a vegetable. Events sometimes follow from one another without any logic. And if at some point you feel like you didn’t understand something, then know that they simply didn’t come up with something there. But the rest is a fabulously beautiful thing. Khudozhestvenny, Mon 31 July – Sun 13 August

Soft porn from the author of “The Magus” and “The Collector”. Two pretty doctors rape a patient who has lost his memory. The main character, Muse, is capricious, wants smart men and prefers group sex. Ideal reader: a naked patient at a Black Sea sanatorium, wrapped in a terry towel. Holding a bottle of Massandra port in his hand, he looks into the room of a young nurse and says timidly: “I have one small mantissa for you. Will you come in today? READ IN EVPATORIA

Bunker Group "Dance on Congo Maidan" (Ukraine). "I can't live without hip-hop, make me hip-hop." 23.00 Metelitsa Lesopoval group. 1.00 The Oracle of the Divine Bottle Group "Esly". 22.00 Sports complex "Olympic" Alice Cooper (USA). 19.00

accidents, human negligence and failure of technical devices. THE BOEING 707 LINE The first technical disaster film was conceived as a production melodrama. "Airport" (1970) - a film adaptation of Arthur Haley's novel about the tangled personal relationships of airport employees. The scheme was tested in the 1932 film “Grand Hotel”: a dozen film stars play hotel guests and managers, the characters’ heart problems are shown against the backdrop of the hotel’s administrative problems.

Orange 298 27 37, Teatralnaya Square, 5, building 2 (M) Teatralnaya, Mon-Sun 11.00-0.30 An establishment designed in the style of the emtivish “Good Morning”. Lots of space and no smoke at all - in “Orange”, like in “Good Morning”, there is no smoking. The designers did not spare the paint: pot-bellied sofas and walls, as they say, are eye-catching. The orange color scheme dominates, as in Edita Piekha’s song. There is even matching coffee - Arabica plus ice cream with orange sparkle.

Quay of Fogs (Marcel Carné, starring Jean Gabin and Michel Morgan), France, 1938 13.00, 15.00. Illusion Adventurers (Robert Enrico, starring Alain Delon and Lino Ventura), France-Italy, 1966 17.00, 19.00. Illusion

The role of the captain of a fishing boat in the film “The Perfect Storm” was played by George Clooney, the best friend of a one-kilogram pig. In the actor's eight-room apartment, a boar named Max has outlived many of Clooney's girlfriends and remains the only affection of a bachelor known for his fickleness. stvom. The duration of their relationship is the best argument against evil tongues spreading gossip about the sexual nature of Clooney and Max’s friendship.

Hundreds of thousands of people come to the ancient city with a wonderful Romanesque cathedral, a Renaissance castle and palaces for a week: hundreds of street musicians from all over the world and for each of them there are about a thousand curious people. The public wanders along the postcard medieval streets, listening to music, different on every corner. Argentine tango, Russian romances, African drums, baroque violin, washboards... (fill in the missing ones).

MONDAY, JULY 31 Bunker Group “Hegel's Vacation”. 23.00 Crisis of the genre Acoustic Band. 20.30 Oracle of the divine bottle Mikhail Kornishin and Victoria Naletova (guitars). 22.00 Schwein Group “Officer's Attic”. A soloist named Emmanuel Katz calls his ensemble nothing more than “the combined thrice blue banner of the Order of the Red Labor Shivalingam orchestra of reserve lieutenants. “The 666th anniversary of the defloration of the Greek humanist Oralis P.

Juliette 13.00, 15.00. Illusion Deep Blue Sea 17.00, 19.00. Illusion

Museum of the Oriental Incense sticks are carried throughout the museum, with the exception of these six halls, two Indian and four Iranian. It smells like parquet varnish here. And a little more - stained wood from which the display cases are made. A special, musty, always depressing museum spirit - either dust or time - is not yet felt. You walk with your shoulders back and the parquet floor creaks. However, there is nothing here that smells like time.

AFISH MAGAZINE is going on vacation. FESTIVAL “INVASION-2000” The two-day festival of “Our Radio” promises to become the largest open-air rock festival. 45 groups from Russia and neighboring countries will have to complete it in 2 days. The simplest arithmetic calculation shows that they will perform continuously: from early Saturday morning until late Sunday evening. Among the headliners are Zemfira, Vopli Vidoplyasova, Tequilajazzz, Dolphin, ChaiF, Agatha Christie.

They say about Anton Palych Chekhov that he wrote delightful short stories about ashtrays on a dare. If there had been a need for a bicycle pump, the pump would have sung its praises. In the restaurant craft, this guttanerche practice was established by Arkady Novikov. With his long arm, the success of a fast food restaurant no longer depends on the real demand for, say, Tajik cooking, on the increased demand for Estonian bread soups or anything else that was valuable to us in the great era.