Joel Zwick, USA, 2002 Starring Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Lainie Kazan (dubbed) A 30-year-old Greek Solo, who works as a head waiter at her father's restaurant "Dance Like Zorba", announces a sex with an American. In a family where girls can only marry Greeks, turmoil begins. The independent romantic comedy with no toilet humor was released in America on April 19 and grossed a measly $600,000.

Alain Chabat, France-Germany, 2002 Starring Gerard Depardieu, Christian Clavier, Monica Bellucci, Alain Chabat (dubbed) The Gauls go to Egypt to help out a local architect, who, at the behest of Cleopatra (Belucci), must build the best palace in the world in three months in the sequel to the French comic book film, which is not at all similar to the first film. Director Shaba uses the plot pretext as a skewer onto which he attaches a disorderly set of anecdotes and puns.

Alexander Rogozhkin, Russia, 2002 Starring Anni-Kristina Juuso,

Bach's Goldberg Variations. Choreography by Heinz Sperli. Soloists Michel Revy, Stanislav Ermakov, Jens Weber, Francois Petit. Wed 18 September, 19.00, at the Bolshoi Theater

Amazonia DJ M.S. Street. Latin house, disco. 23.00-6.00 B2 DJ Solo. Disco, Latin house. 0.00 and until the last Bunker DJ Lenya. Latin, disco, house. 23.00-6.00 Vermel DJ Balon. Disco, Latin, rock and roll. 23.00-6.00 Cult of DJ Bell. House. 20.00-23.00 Propaganda DJ Shushukin. House, techno house. 22.00-7.00 Landfill DJ Martin. Disco house. 23.00-6.00 Slava DJ Seryozha. Progressive house, progressive trance. 22.00-6.00

Demian Lichtenstein, USA, 2001 Starring Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner, Courteney Cox (dubbed) Five repeat offenders gather in the Nevada desert to rob a casino during International Elvis Week in Las Vegas under the guise of participants disguised as the King. Despite the participation of superstars, the brisk thriller is made solely to showcase the abilities of its creator, a famous music video director.

Menahem Golan, USA, 1998 Starring Franco Nero, Steven Bauer, Shane Perdue Union-Video July 15, 1997, Ocean Drive, Miami. Italian fashion designer Gianni Versace is killed by two pistol shots at the entrance to his own villa. On the same day, nearby in Miami, film producer Sam Lupovitz celebrates his 43rd birthday. He accepts the news of Versace’s murder as a gift: the producer of the cheap films “Kickboxing Academy” and “Dinosaur Babies” sees in this plot the chance of his life.

Ilya Lagutenko singer The most wonderful clubs in Moscow are the Yellow Sea restaurant and the Goa restaurant. They are calm. When I don’t want to think about work, these are exactly what I need. Sometimes I want to take a break from music, just sit with friends and giggle. A kind attitude towards visitors is also important to me. Christina Semenovskaya model © A.Rayl/Officiel I love Propaganda. Also “Petrovich” - the borscht there is delicious and everything is like in a communal apartment.

M-bar Victoria Pierre-Marie (vocals). 20.00 Petrovich Alexander Pokidchenko (piano), Alexey Badyanov trio. 21.00 Fat Mo Mishouris & His Swinging Orchestra. 20.00 Zhong Dao Ekaterina Vorobyova (vocals). 21.00 BBKing Open Jam. Dr. Nick. 21.00 Le Club Ron Affif (USA, guitar). Alexander Repyev, “Ministry of Love”. 22.00

Megasphere Travesty show "Dream Factory". 0.00 Art Garbage Valery Bliznyuk. Opening of the photography exhibition “Collection of Antiquities” and demonstration of the slide project “Russian North”. 21.00 BC 22.09 House of Kohei Shimizu (shakuhachi, Japan), "Gogawa" (Japan). The shakuhachi is a longitudinal bamboo flute with five holes.

The cult “Gospel of Miracles” (Arturo Ripstein, 1998), “The Visitor” (Takashi Miike, 2001). 23.00

At first they wanted to make a club in the basement of the Transcarpathian Patterns restaurant on Taganka - there were broken walls and a general atmosphere of devastation, which is just right for a medieval setting. But it didn’t work out. At- © A. Kuzmichenko was planning to occupy the building of the former Palace of Pioneers, or a children's health center. The atmosphere of devastation is also present there - but not quite medieval.

Capercaillie nest Viktor Tretyakov. 20.00 Crossroads Mikhail Kochetkov. 19.00 Plekhanov Boris Vechersky. 20.00 Polytechnic Museum of Evgeniy Smolyaninov. 19.00 Central House of Artists Galina Khomchik. 18.30

Barry Sonnenfeld, USA, 2002 Starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Lara Flynn Boyle (dubbed) The continuation of the fantastic comedy about a CIA special unit working with space aliens is just that: an encore. Long-awaited, extravagant, with a stupid plot that takes advantage of every opportunity to get into mischief, like on the slides of a water park, through the most tasteless and idiotic cliches, and the feeling of a universal carnival, where all biological species went on an unbridled spree.

PREMIERE Marlene T. Dorn. Director S. Yashin. Starring S. Kryuchkova, S. Bragarnik. 30-300 r. Fri 27, Sat 28 September, 19.00 Masquerade Marquise de Sada A. Maksimova. Directed by S. Yashin, M. Feigin. Starring O. Gushchin, A. Mezentsev, A. Alekseev, D. Poverenova, A. Lapina (2'15", 1 intermission). 20-200 r. Tue 17, Tue 24 September, 19.00 Moe crime by J. Berra, L. Verneil. Director S. Yashin. Starring O. Gushchin, N. Antonova, O. Afanasyeva, Ya. Krasnyansky and others.