Cherry Red A handsome, awkward Englishman named Momus is already forty-three years old, he cannot see out of one eye and wears, like Moshe Dayan, a pirate's headband; He has been singing since the mid-eighties and, oddly enough, remains the key songwriter of modern easy listening to this day. Momus composed his semi-sweet chansons long before the advent of fashion for light musical retro. It’s no wonder that when this fashion ended, Momus continued to act weird.

Steblov. 19.00, ab. 39 House of Composers “From Bach to Fried.” Vocal performance yesterday, today, tomorrow. Professor Sergei Yakovenko sweats and talks. 18.30 House-Museum of Alexei Tolstoy Arias from operas, operettas, romances, songs, duets, jokes. Lydia Tokarskaya (soprano), Kira Smirnova (mezzo-soprano), Valery Plankin (baritone), Maria Andreeeva (piano). 19.00 Scriabin Museum Mozart chamber ensembles. Alexey Khutoryansky (violin), Olga Kalinova (cello), Natalya Bogdanova (piano).

You launch the file, select a style (California Noir, Spacefarm, Urbivore), type in your first name, last name, address and phone number (if you need a business card), the name of the group or album (record artwork), the company slogan (website), click on the “n_Generate” button - the job is done. The products obtained in this way cannot be distinguished from the work of a standard European design bureau.

Moscow Center for the Arts, from April 10 Aged Photography Jeanine Niepce is a relative of Nicéphore Niepce, the inventor of photography. Jeanine Niepce is less famous than her relative. We will not find her name in collections like “Masters of Photography”, only “Women – Masters of Photography”. And she didn’t invent anything.

Bah, Bobroff. Deep, progressive house. 20.00-2.00 Rotunda DJs Sergey Nesterov, Sergey Shmerling. Ethno, chill. 20.00-6.00 CDK MAI DJs Sergeev, Hustler, Ozhiganoff. Latin house, disco house. 20.00-6.00 Territory DJ Zig-Zag and Felix Lahouti (electric violin). Acid jazz, house. 23.00-6.00 Shambhala bar DJ Funkstar De Luxe (Denmark). House. 23.00-6.00 Sixteen tons of DJs Elder, Necto Lucas. Nu-jazz, trip-hop. 21.00-23.00 DJs Mike, Steklorezzz. Deep, disco, Latin house.

“Watercolors by Sergei Andryaka in the interiors of an ancient estate” Manor furniture, interiors of a city estate of the 18th-19th centuries, and among them – works by Sergei Andryaka. until May 30

Alibi DJ Martin. House. 22.00-6.00 Vermel DJ Mangol. Disco, Latin, rock and roll. 0.00-6.00 Hippopotamus DJ Lube. Soul, R'n'B, hip-hop. 23.00 until the end Dirty dancing DJs Yeiyo, Razrygraev. Latin, disco. 22.00-3.00 Cooker's House DJs Boatswain, Smile. Ethno. 0.30-5.30 Karma-bar DJ Joseph. Disco. 23.00-6.00 Hippopotamus DJ Lube. Soul, R'n'B, hip-hop. 23.00 until last Karma bar DJ Mighty. R'n'B, soul. 19.00-6.00 Cult of DJ Meshkov. Lounge, chill. 20.00 until the last Pyramid DJ Boris.

Andrey Muntyan Painting imitating the style of the late European Middle Ages and Italian primitives. until April 6

Bunker "Night Avenue". 23.00 Vermeil “Cruel February”. 22.00 Chinese pilot Zhao Da “Ship”. 23.00 Kremlin Palace Marylya Rodovich and “Cherwone guitars” (Poland). Also on stage is Mikhail Boyarsky, “Architects”. 19.00 Moscow Art Theater named after. Gorky "Chizh & Co". 19.00 Oracle of the divine bottle “Key”. 22.00 Project O.G.I. Menlo Park (UK). 22.00 R-club “Passerby”, “Lion Doula”, “Orion”, “Cult of Personality”, “Bones”, “Mao’s Jokes”. 18.30 Russia Tamara Gverdtsiteli. 19.00 Urbans soufflé .

Typical Roman eatery. Just not in Rome, but on Sukharevka. Large groups of Armenian youths sit in Segafredo. So the coffee is right. A red leather sofa stretched out against the wall. It is he who turns an ordinary eatery into a typical foreign one. Prices: 70 rub. for an espresso. Not cheap. But it’s worth it for the soft taste and dense foam. Both work out if I follow

I hate teenagers. They shout and push. They pose a threat. You never know what to expect from them. I also hate shopping malls. Especially “Atrium” and “Okhot- ny Ryad". Because there are crowds of dressed-up people who came to have an interesting time; half of them are teenagers.

Aries This month Aries will be able to cope with a couple of global problems, defeat an enemy platoon and accomplish a few more minor feats. He has natural ambition, inexhaustible optimism and the Sun on his side. Some insidious Virgo in power, a law enforcement officer or a trade worker may be against you - but this is only after April 10. Taurus The well-being of intelligent Taurus will increase significantly.

The tavern-pizzeria-trattoria is named after the Roman goddess of travel, roads and crossroads, Trivia. Trivia's closest neighbors are the Bacchus bar, the Donna Clara patisserie, the French patisserie and the Don Pedro restaurant. In this table of ranks, the tavern ranks third in terms of prices. The fourth, that is, the cheapest, is from Bacchus. "Trivia" was admired by decent middle-aged people, and not by fashionable women (as in "Donna Clara").

Tournament in memory of Sh. Safin Sports complex "Labor Reserves", Fri-Sun April 4-6, 11.00, free admission

From Moscow it seems that there is no prêt-á-porter in St. Petersburg, and local residents, accordingly, dress only at the Apraksin Dvor clothing market. You can see how blatantly unfair this idea is, on April 3-6 at the “DEFILE ON THE NEVA” - this is a mirror analogue of Moscow Fashion Week. Local favorites are Tatyana Kotegova, Liliya Kiselenko, Larisa Pogoretskaya. The spring-summer collections are a bit late, but relevant. "Defile on the Neva". Marine Corps of Peter the Great, emb.