Great Hall of the Tchaikovsky Conservatory: Great Suite from Music THURS March 25, 19.00 Munozhat Yulchieva (vocals), Urna Chakhar-Tugchi (vocals), Elena Frolova (vocals). Tchaikovsky Concert Hall scores for the ballet “Swan Lake”. Symphony orchestra for children and youth. Conductor Dmitry Orlov. 14.00 Tchaikovsky. Naum Shtarkman (piano). 19.00, ab. 17 Small Hall of the Conservatory Melodies of Viennese classical operetta, Russian romances. Elena Ivanova (soprano).

“Golitsyns from Pokrovka” Three generations of Golitsyn artists. Painting, graphics, sculpture, tapestry. until April 3 Evgenia Okun and Lyubov Nebrenchina “Wanderers and Aliens.” Photo. Either Tajiks or Uzbeks: the Lyuli people (there is no explanation for this name, except for their own tribal legends, in any language) perform in Central Asia the role of gypsies, beggars, not taken into account by any census and, therefore, not included in the number of peoples of the USSR. until March 30

Industrial detective story with Freudian filling Lorimer Black works for an insurance company. Assesses companies' losses after incidents and catches them in lies. Having run into a confusing case, he gets into trouble with clients. Telephone threats, a burned-out Toyota, and my own bosses are definitely up to something. William Boyd is a British writer (“Any Human Heart” – nominated for the 2002 Booker) and part-time Hollywood screenwriter (“A Good Man in Africa”).

B2 (Cool Train Club) Oleg Kireev (saxophone). 14.00 Chinese pilot Zhao Da Felix Lahuti (electric violin) and Funky Land. 23.00 Course “Russian banjo”. 20.00 M-bar Angelica (vocals) and “Edelweiss”. 20.00 OIG project Kampec Dolores (Hungary). 22.00 Blue Bird Ivan Yurchenko (drums). 21.00 CDC Festival “All Stars of Jazz”.

Coast Guard 21.00. Cinema Museum July Rain (Marlen Khutsiev, starring Evgenia Uralova and Alexander Belyavsky), USSR, 1966. 19.15. Film Museum My Fair Lady (George Cukor, starring Audrey Hepburn and Rex Harrison), USA, 1964. 13.00. Illusion Arsenic and Old Lace (Frank Capra, starring Cary Grant), USA, 1944. 16.30 (video projection).

Three monkeys DJs Volodya, AndrYWANOV. Disco. Liliana Covani, Amiga Napavarotti. Travesty show. 21.00-6.00 Punch Lesbian party. 19.00-6.00

Alexandro Gonzalez Iñárritu, USA, 2003 Starring Sean Penn, Naomi Watts, Benicio Del Toro, Charlotte Gainsbourg (dubbed) A weighty modern tragedy, unfortunately, completely false. Some believe that when a person dies, his body becomes 21 grams lighter. That is, 21 grams is the weight of the soul. In the movie 21 Grams, math professor Paul (Penn) is terminally ill and can only be saved by a heart transplant.

Andrew Stanton, USA, 2003 Animated New work from Pixar (Toy Story, Monsters, Inc.). Nemo here is not bought by the Nautilus, but a young clown fish kidnapped by scuba divers. Throughout the film, Nemo's father is looking for his son, and everyone else (sharks, whales, fish and seagulls) is trying to eat his father. In the rest of the world, “Nemo” was released in the summer (outselling the second “Matrix” and the third “Terminator”), and a pirated copy has long been available in Moscow.

Zone DJs Miguel Pulitero (Spain), Mishakov, H.H. House. 0.00-6.00 Karma-bar DJs Vacuum, Jan Roman. Disco. 23.00-6.00 Coco DJ Jingle. Disco house. 23.30-6.00 Cult of Chantel (Germany); Epik Soundsystem, DJ Goodstuff. Tri-hop, punk, funk. 21.00-6.00 Ministry of DJs Sarah G. (Great Britain), Volodya. House. 23.006.00 Mio The Parallax Corporation (Netherlands): DJs IF and Intergalactic Gary; Hardy, Fish, Krasnov, Ear. Techno, electro, disco, funk, house.

Derby is the name of a town in England and the high-profile horse races that take place there, and now also a laconic name for matches between teams from the same city. A derby is when two teams lace up their boots before the game as if they were awarding some kind of medal for this one victory. Derby is when the result requires a bloody nose (whose nose is not important), when you grind your teeth, and not give in when you can light a cigarette from the looks of the players.

Russian portraits of the 17th century Ivan the Terrible had an unthreatening face. All the artists, even the good ones, who, as we called it in childhood, “out of their heads” drew him an eagle nose and falcon eyebrows, were deeply wrong. They got a portrait of a theater artist in makeup, and opera makeup at that. In fact, Ivan the Terrible had the face of a hysterical woman: he has something above his eyebrows and around his mouth... Go to the Historical Museum and see for yourself.

Concert Hall on Prechistenka Tarakanov: fragments of the opera “Antony and Cleopatra”. Olga Zhirova (soprano), Alexander Pronin (tenor). 19.00 Historical Museum Arias and duets from operas by Russian and foreign composers. Natalya Samoilova (soprano), Galina Badikovskaya (soprano), Margarita Nekrasova (mezzo-soprano), Roman Shulakov (tenor), Andrey Breus (baritone), Larisa Gevorgizova (piano).

Shocking female art formation Chicks on Speed, Clara and Dora Chicks on Speed, Clara and Dora of boring electroclash, city crazy, painted in war colors, in the most discreet outfit, will remind the Russian eye of the group “Kolibri” from 1990. Flesh of the flesh of mass culture - they laugh at it.

Potsdamer Platz Only world-famous architects worked on the largest urban construction project of the 20th century: Renzo Piano, Richard Rogers, Helmut Young, Hans Kollhoff, Rafael Moneo. As a result, on the site of a huge wasteland on the border of two Berlins, a futuristic city of glass and concrete grew up. The surprising thing is that half of the area is still wasteland.

Christopher Boe, Denmark, 2003