Friends, the microphones have once again turned on in our editorial office: the “Headquarters” podcast is back on the air - and believe me, you won’t like it. The intelligent director of the Aesthetics department Nastya Travkina, the silent director of the Misanthropy and Dejection department Vladislav Moiseev and the witty director of the Moving Pictures department got together - and suddenly turned into a company of complete scumbags.

If everything is bad with you, do not rush to cut out of this world embraced by a flame, because especially for you, our full -time alcoholic Alexei Sinyakov (the name is present) compiled a crisis instruction and tell you how you can fall into one dollar (this is a lot). - How are you, descendants? - asks Gagarin from the cosmos. “Everything is in vomiting and everyone is hard,” says the black -and -sooty, sitting in the train Moscow - Petushki. This is because everyone saves.

Alexey Mondelchenko, our full -time paratrooper , philologist and installer of antennas , continues to lead his existential Monday column. He has repeatedly written about his amazing army service , but his stories do not end and do not end. Today you will find out what the army and Magnit army are mean and you will receive a weekly irradiation with a green elephant of the Armed Forces of Russia. It was in the army. A few more people from the training battalion to the battle transferred me.