As always, United Russia did not deceive - Russia really won a “crushing victory,” as “ours” wrote in the leaflet. She ran the “Chekist hook” across her own torso, right into the solar plexus, and when she bent in half, she hooked herself in the jaw with her fist from below - it was so nice, it cracked. Churov, shaking his beard, honestly counted and spanked with his lips.