Ilya Milstein. Courtesy Photo Somewhere, Boris Khazanov, a prisoner of the Stalinist camps, tells this story that the language will not turn to call a joke. About the grandfather of Kalinin, our All -Union Starrome. How he goes to the Moscow station and woves along a huge commodity train, shaking the goher and tapping the platform with a wand. The wagons from above are clogged to the bottom with requests for pardon, and the old man, that is, the wagons, is considering.