"United Russia" without makeup
Happy newlyweds leave the registry office. Flowers, spray champagne. Suddenly, the newly -made spouse stops, opens a handbag, rakes all cosmetics from there - mascara, lipstick, cream - and throws the whole economy into the urn. My husband’s jaw drops. Such a caricature without words was published in one of the numbers of the journal Crocodile, if I am not mistaken, in the seventies of the last century. Morality is simple. The girl, having achieved the desired result, no longer wants to pretend.