From the life of Santa Claus
Call to a provincial actor: - Good afternoon, they’re bothering you from Hollywood, an acting assistant for Spielberg’s film crew. We have a good offer for you - a role, a thousand dollars per day of filming, a five-star hotel, a personal car, a secretary, an Oscar... - When is the shooting? - December-January. - Oh, no, I can’t, I have a Christmas tree! It just so happened that there are two Santa Clauses in my family. This brings an element of unpredictability to family New Year's holidays.